>why don't you have abs anon? >I thought you

How do you keep getting into my house taytay

>>35041255
I don't have abs and you don't have an ass...I'm calling it even

If you seek a man whose goal in life is vanity muscles, seek him elsewhere. I for one have more practical goals in mind. Did you know that I can lift 500 pounds from the ground to my waist, and set it back down? Of course not, because I concern myself not with sculpting a physique, but with training my body to exert lethal amounts of force as one kinetic chain.

>>35041280
What a faggot.

>>35041280
*unsheathes katana*

>>35041280
Ah..a fellow warrior of the iron, well met fine gentlesir.

>>35041307
And a friendly nod to you, sir.

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>>35041255
your face will never be planted in that crouch with her legs wrapped around you for hours
>why live
'breakfast, lunch & dinner all here m8, no joke'

>>35041280
1 rep fag detected

> hurr durr I can lift soooooo much only once
> I must be elite level strongman ninja warrior

>>35041255
Why don't you get on your knees slut? I thought I paid you twenty bucks.

>>35041330
I pity the fool who will never feel raw power coursing through your veins while hoisting the iron to your maximum potential.

The faggotry in this thread is very strong

>>35041255
because I'm clearly a fatfuck, don't you know how the human body works? why don't YOU have abs?

>>35041280

>>35041298

kek

>>35041280
if this isn't pasta, thoroughly enjoyable post

>>35041280
is kintetic chain a new meme

>>35041303
*pssh.. nothing personal kid*

>>35041280
*teleports behind you*

m-muh functional strength

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W-Women are all three D pig disgusting whores anyway...

>>35041255
>shit at bulking
>been at the same weight for 6 months while doing a strength routine
>abs now showing without flexing
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS

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>>35041255
but I do taytay
>mfw don't even flex and they are still there
breehs breehs

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>>35041280

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>been working on abs five days a week for a month and a half
>this last bit of belly fat getting in the way but they're starting to shine through

Nothing can stand in my way now.

>>35041280
>training my body to exert lethal amounts of force as one kinetic chain.
only a diamond in a dozen succeed in that

>>35043849
>>been working on abs five days a week
but why?

>>35043924
Because I've never worked on abs in my life, and I needed to. Been mixing up the various core exercises, but my abs have been getting some work each day.