I am fat, lazy and I dont like cooking. Good idea to lose weight?

>>34992249

Only three servings per pouch? How expensive is a pouch?

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>>34992287

>>34992249
Pretty sure there's a huge DIY "soylent" community with ways to make your own that are both cheaper and better rationed than the company's prepackaged shit.

You'll be really fucking hungry though.

>>34992249
I'm also lazy and I don't like cooking, but sadly I'm super skinny

The only things I cook everytime are lot of chicken and pasta, then I just chug down some mass gainer+whey. Need more veggies and fruit in my diet though

Soylent is overpriced garbage.

Look at the label. You're literally paying for whey protein concentrate, maltodextrin, and a multivitamin ground up.

Stop being a lazy fat fuck and learn to cook your own food, or just go to chipotle twice a day

>>34992351
that's actually not bad if it's seriously going to replace your entire diet. Personally I would go mad, but I guess you could use 2 scoops/day and have a 510kcal meal instead of one to keep variety. You will lose weight if you only eat 1500 calories though, until you get to like 150 as a man or 120 as a woman.

Queal > Soylent

>>34992351
It's $54 now. And that's an old version - there isn't oil anymore and it's 4 servings of 500kcal.

https://diy.soylent.com/recipes

>>34992249
get off your fat fucking ass, eat properly and exercise and quit looking for easy, fast ways from betaville

>>34992249
Looks like you'll need additional protein if you weigh more than 114 lbs.

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>>34992249
If you don't like cooking spend $20 on a slow cooker.

>>34993717
That sounds gross. Just buy an electric pressure cooker. Cook a whole me in 25 minutes. Brown rice on bottom. Steamer rack for chicken and vegs. And there you go 2 or 3 meals in 25 minutes price is about $2.00. Buy some hotsauces or w/e or just go experiment with seasonings.

>>34993717
fuck thats like 90% carbs

>>34993717
that's like really shitty not-spicy poor man's curry. what the hell?

Put chicken breast, broccoli, and green beans in a pot of water. Boil for whenever. Eat. Not that fucking hard.

I would suggest stop being a lazy cunt and learning how to cook.

Soylent is the future of human sustenance. Our ever-increasing population will inevitably outstrip our capacity to produce conventional food. You should get accustomed to nutrient glop now while you have a choice.

>>34992249
>good idea to lose weight

http://youtu.be/Xge3fzPKV6I

My friend got some literally yesterday and let me try some. It tastes like you are drinking powdered oats and nothing else. I'm glad I didn't blow any money on it

>>34995976
That's gonna take a long time, mate. May not even happen, the population growth could just stagnate after a while.

>>34992249
>>34992393
Yeah there is, I made my own soylent from a recipe I created my self, did it for a month or so. Felt amazing, not hungry, lost weight (it was geared for weight loss. It only cost $4 a day too which was a plus. If you want to try it go for it.

>>34992249
>I am fat, lazy and I dont like cooking.

Just consider do go fuck fuck yourself then.
Just grow up.

>>34997714
That's what they said about climate change.