This is literally my body right now (minus the face). In fact

Wax/Shave/Laser/Killyourself?

Scooby made a video about it, go watch it

>>34970364
What's actually the problem?

>>34970386
I got my back waxed once.

Once.

>>34970424

Looking like a dadbod

>>34970424
being a virgin

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YOU MOTHERFUCKER I CAN'T EVEN GROW A DECENT BEARD, LET ALONE CHESTHAIR
MY FOREARMS AREN'T AS BIG AS I WANT THEM
MY NIPPLES SEEM BIG AND THERE'S A HINT OF GYNO
MY STOMACH HAS A BIT OF HAIR BUT THAT'S ALL THERE IS
OH NO, WAIT, THERE'S ALSO SOME FUCKING WEIRD HAIR AROUND MY NIPPLES GO FUCK YOURSELF
I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR COMPLAING ABOUT THIS "PROBLEM" YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT ASS TWINK CANCER GO KILL YOURSELF

>>34970364
Wax your shoulders and that's a pretty decent dadbod.

aint nothing wrong with a hairy chest man, some chicks even find it attractive.

>>34970364
>>34970424
This
Hairy is handsome. It's macho. use it to your advantage.

>Let me braid your chesthair pls?

>>34970532
stfu i have tricep hair

>>34970532
you'll never know the pain of flailing around your back with a razor or getting a cyst because you forgot to trim your ass hair.

>>34970364
question:

I am only slightly less hairly than this, like the chest hair thickness wont go up to shoulers.

however I get random thick black hairs on upper arms, should I just pluck those? run a trimmer on high guard? Those hair follicles seem to not get the message they are on my arm not my chest.

>>34970364
That is no hell, its a fluffy manly heaven. You would make for good snuggling. Plus fiddling with and stroking chest hair is fun.

10/10 would let you beat yourself against muh womb

>>34971412
Pretty much this.

>>34970532
>wants to look like a hairy gross greek
chest hair makes all white people look like greasy shitskins.

>>34970364

Power lift, permabulk

I'm assuming you're /hm/

>>34971801

Why? He needs to cut.