HELP I NEED A TINDER BIO THAT WILL GET ME TONS OF MATCHES

Roses are red, violets are blue
I promise I'll lie, about where I met you

depends on your photo bruh

>>34962415
I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and you. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

THIS IS SERIOUS

HELP ME YOU USELESS BASTARDS

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can i use tinder if i'm 5'3

I use name, uni, what course I'm studying, height.
90+ matches since the term started but tbf 60% are guys

>>34962428
Every girl would turn you down with that superfluous comma in between "lie" and "about"

Do that "The Escape Song (Pina Colada) thing with the /fit/ lyrics. And then add some of your other hobbies with an uppercase i or a lowercase L like skiing I houte couture I sucking dick I asking for advice on a mongolian goat molestation board I totally sucking dicks


Also grow some balls, stop relying on other people to help you get some and just put in there what you think describes you best, not just the content but also speaking in terms of style and length (inb4 biolet).


And now go get some qts you wonderful faget, and think of anon when you finally get your Barbell wet

I'm 6 foot 3 inches.

That's two different measurements.

>>34964503
No