bros, how the fuck do you deal with gainz goblin friends???

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>having friends
>being a normie
>making it

Only pick two

>>34953778
>but this is the real world, and when someone wants to celebrate their birthday, you go out.
His birthday is once a year. You can afford to party once a year.

>>34953804
yea but every time he comes over, this is what he fucking wants to do. eat and drink. did the same fucking thing last week.

>>34953821
Is your friendship based on what you eat and drink together? Can you not be friends if you don't do those things?
Do you just sit at a table and eat? Play video games or watch TV or something. Why do you both have to eat and drink at the same time?

>>34953848
Oh we can be friends and not do those things for sure. But it somehow always comes up. Like last night, I told him I wanted to hang out AFTER dinner, so I could make dinner and be in control. As I said in the OP, he brings a goddamn cake with him, because it was his birthday. I didn't want to be rude, so I had a piece.
It's shit like that, we'll be hanging out and playing video games or whatever, and he'll order a pizza.

I am mad at my lack of self control in these matters, but I don't do this when I'm by myself, he starts it.

>>34953872
At the end of the day it's your hands that move food and drink to your mouth.

>>34953778
When I go out for friends' birthdays we usually pick the restaurant in advance. If we don't, I just check the menu on my phone, and pick something that fits my diet. It doesn't have to be a gains goblin.

>morbidly obese
>pretty cool

Eat your own food. If he orders a pizza, say you don't want any, and eat almonds or something. You don't even have to eat them, you can just pop a couple in your mouth so he feels better about himself. I do the same thing at parties with alcohol. Everyone's drinking beers and liquor, and I'll just pour myself an orange juice in a red solo cup so no one offers me anything.

Stop blaming your friend. You can be around him all you want and just politely decline when he offers you food.

Look man You cook the dinner, eat your servings, and make a little extra for your buddy.

Chili is often a hit with tubbies. Sating, Nutrient and Calorically dense.

Take some responsibility and work with what you're given and get in front of the problem. In this case your friends appetite.
When he loses 5lbs the first week after eating your bomb ass food he might change

>>34953778
Qt girls are the worst for this. It's impossible to get them to open up about anything without a few drinks and they would be horrified if you didn't join them.

>>34954202
yea this makes sense, and is the polite thing to do.

>>34954216
I'm not blaming my friend 100%, but there is some blame. If I were a recovering crack addict, and you showed up at my house with some crack, well that's not quite fair, is it?

I used to be the land whale friend just tell him to quit being a fat fuck or you do t care if he eats and drinks all the time and just don't do it with him? It's really up to you what you put in your mouth

>>34953802
Your starment contains logical errors.

>>34954525
This.