gf leaves e > get /fit/ >have one night stand with friend

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>>34950882
why is sheev lifting with his hands when he could lift with the force?

>>34950896

for his sith gainz

>>34950896
sheev? that is emperor palpatine faggot

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>>34950882
plates look like euro

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>>34951001
his first name is sheev you retard

>>34950882
Must have some sort of personality flaw.

>>34950896
>using the Force for such mundane activities

shiggy

>>34950882
Am I wrong for assuming that tinder is just for hook-ups and not for finding actual relationships?

>>34952026

No.

>>34952026

It is used almost exclusively for hookups, but you'll still ocassionally run into people oblivious of that.

>>34951001
>normies

>>34952227

I had a woman try and connect me with a commercial realtor. I asked her if she could connect me with boobs.

>>34950902
Don't just ignore this. It's ok, anon, I appreciate you.

>>34952026

>actual relationships

gross

>>34951047
>TIL people in the SW universe are roughly 6 euro tall

thanks readit

>>34950882
Maybe you're dumb? Stupidity is a turn off

Same here except all my tinder matches are fatties. I even stopped just flicking right the whole time and I can't even find one attractive girl's profile. I'm starting to think all tinder threads on here are just guys flirting with horribly ugly girls

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>>34950882
Lmfao

I got tons of matches before but every attempt at being quirky or funny like the archaeologist line is met with anger or no response

When I finally responded normally just saying "hey what's up" I got a quality conversation.

Something happened to the algorithm for me tho Idk. Now not getting as many matches as before

>>34954997

you realize that people just like everyone they see so they can get more attention, right?

>found a /lit/ girlfriend
>abandons her
Fucking /fit/

>>34956730
Man why did you destroy his dreams

>>34950882
>>take one out - date seemingly goes well
>>well ok anon, I need to go study
>>shakes my hand and walks to library

And what did you expect?
Not every girl is a desperate slut.
Are you looking for a long-term or a hookup?
If you liked her then go after her
If you just want to get laid then talk and agree to that BEFORE the date

>>34956850

well it IS tinder, its sort of implied that you want to fuck. if you want casual dating do okcupid.

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>>34951001

Is it still natty if you use the force to boost your maxes?

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>>34950882
So I have to deal with this bitch in person tmmrw

>girl is spending the holidays next door to me
>long story short eventually we bang, pretty much everyday
>goes home for school
>she tries hard to stay in touch, me not super into long distance
>text maybe once a month, I make it clear we arn't dating
>she gets a boyfriend
>whatever

That was 2 years ago, now last year

>she comes back for a weekend
>business as usual, boyfriend be damned
>she leaves

Which brings us to this week

>comes back to town
>says she doesn't wanna be my play thing anymore
>claims to be celibate
>I say whatever to that
>she still flirts heavily, like staight up pressing her ass against my dick when she can
>I attempt sex again, she says we will never bang
>I say cool cut out the confusing flirting shit
>everything super friendly for two days

until 2 days ago

>mildly bitchy when I see her
>blocks me on whatsapp today
>hasn't responded to texts today

What's my move? I feel I need to move on, but I want her to confirm she is getting new dick like I suspect. She also did a bunch of weird shit I haven't mentioned.

>>34958576

Move on breh. She's trying to play you but only because you shrugged off her initial advances after you told her to cut out the flirty shit.

She's trying to make you chase her. Don't do it. Because she'll just shoot you down again. She wants to be the one who gets the "last rejection" so to speak.

>>34958576
what the fuck? you're really gonna play along with her bullshit?

>>34958636
I'm think that might be it, but I don't like leaving things unresolved since I did that with my last gf and now it can never not be awkward with her. She is close friends with my sister and over fairly often so I would like to end it on a sort of pleasant note, but I also want to call her out on her bs.

>>34958697

Gonna try to be the bigger man

>>34958720
Dont worry about calling her out on her bs. You know its bs and thats all that matters. Be friendly with her just dont respond to her advances. Not until she is literally sucking your dick.

>>34951001
baka desu senpai next you're going to say that from your point of view the sith are evil

>>34958743
I flat out told her not to flirt if she is still playing the "I'm not gonna give you pussy game". I don't really hold hopes of getting my dick sucked, I would just feel better if everything was out in the open.