What does fit work as? Come on you've got to work atleast

Data analyst for the government. Nobody bothers me and I just put my headphones in.

No my mom pays for it

>working
Lol. I bet you have a GF too you faggot!

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>Trades assist to a maintenance crew for a high-rise office building (25 stories)
>spend day lifting desks and partition screens around
>plenty of women to look at
>air conditioning

Its pretty menial low-tier work but the money is good and i don't have much else going on ;_;

>>34942465

Joined the military, recruitment starting in January.

Was a code monkey at a company

>>34942465
>cmon its shit year
>wagekeking

PE teacher

making fat kids do pushups all day is pretty neat

Others work for my money :3.
I can live like that, I have enough money for basic stuff and as much free time as I want without any stress.

Student life mayn

Still got another year after this, I don't ever want to leave though. It's such a comfortable bubble

Biologist. I work with nature and travel to exotic locations sometimes.

>>34942465
State worker
>dem bennies
>my decisions affect your daily life
>work like 3 hours a week for 80k a year
>dat pension for when I feel like going pro

Military. It's nice.

>>34942545
What branch? Rate, Mos what

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BI developer, pretty good money, half time shitposting on fit.

Math grad student currently TAing for calc 1.

Grant manager for an unnamed recovery effort

Medical laboratory assistant in a biomedical lab

Anthropologist

>>34942465
I actually work at the gym on campus.
Funny part is,
>Not even CLOSE to making it, look dyel

Garbage man.
Honestly good-tier job for unintelligent people who are good physically.
Basically work until I've taken out the garbage on my route, often takes under 6 hours.
Earn 3433 dollars a month

>>34942746
Garbage man is an underrated profession desu senpai

>>34942465

Software Developer, easy money if you have the skills and knowledge

>>34942746
How many days a week do you normally work and was the job easy to get?

Business Analyst at an investment firm.

Good money and never stay late. Always on my phone. No complaints.

Work from home rating how well search engine searches match up with particular ads

It's pretty chill, hoping to go for something a little more glamorous once I graduate

If anyone is interested look up "Ads Quality Rater", bilinguals especially

Fast food management. Cane's is a pretty cool company and its helping pay for college. But its shit work don't get me wrong I hate it. Pay sucks and hours are crap.

I am a CPA.

Computer programmer.

Sometimes the only person I talk to in a day is the qt3.14 at Chipotle or my trainer.

>inb4 4chan mod

>>34942952
lol

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Credit analyst in corporate finance.
Well paid 9-5 job. I got enough time for everything I want to do, not like those top tier bankers in my bank who earn a shitload but work 12 hours a day.

I work at the front desk at my gym and take care of members' accounts and paperwork stuff.
Free gym membership and the tips are great.

>>34942465
weightlifting/crossfit coach
>inb4 crossfit is snap city

software developer sat at a desk all day dosent help desu

>>34942781
language?

>>34942976
unlike those that work 12 hours a day and retire at 40

>>34943023
english

>>34943023

Flex (which fucking blows), C#, Java, and Python for me

i want to be a personal trainer
currently in business school

>>34942465
minimum wage gas station guy

fucking sucks and I need to get my shit together real fukken quick

Pizza delivery driver. Definitely not my long term goal but it pays the bills while I go to school. I make up to 100 dollars cash on the right football nights

>>34943044
asp.net/c#/sql/javascript

i dont consider it strictly software development but if thats what those want to call it who pay me than what the hell

I work as an Apple advisor, pays the whey and the gym

>>34943073
oh so your a ripoff merchant

>>34943060
>fucking sucks and I need to get my shit together real fukken quick
Do it. We'll be cheering you on.

>>34942952
>4chan mods on /fit/

good one

>>34942716
> anthropologist
> have a job

Pick one

>>34942545
I fucking hate being in...

>>34943062

I've driven with pizzas before, shit sucks.

Part-time bank teller, it's ok but my bank fucking sucks. Mostly women and the two other men are DYEL so I look pretty big compared to everyone else. Only doing part time cause I'm a full time student. Hopefully joining naval intelligence within the next 2 years after I graduate next semester

>>34942465
Server tech at a glorified call center for a hosting company.

Basically sysadmin for retards at below sysadmin pay. ~35k a year.

Still in college though and I need the money.

It's not too bad tbqh, but I do plan to leave asap.

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>>34943077

Pretty much, i don't sell anything tho, just support the devices and apple ID etc.

i don't even own an Apple product kek

>>34943089
>Anthropologist
>make six figures on consulting contracts.
pick both.

>>34943090
in what? the military?

>free food
>free gym
>people forcing you to work out

it's the /fit/neetlife

>>34943114
maybe not neetlife, but you get the point

>>34943114
free death
free time from the family
free PTSD

>>34942841
>never stay late
>analyst
nice try

>>34943111
Consulting what for who?

>>34942465
My aunt pays for mine.

Canadian military. Pretty awesome desu, clear 70k a year at 23 and get to workout 6 times a week

>>34942465
I'm finishing a part time job in my local municipality's recreation department this week. It was basically glorified day care, they called it a fun children's skills program but it was two hours after they finished school.
I start my career next week

>>34943164
Safety evaluation in conflict zones for development organizations.

>>34943126
>free death
>free time from the family
These are both good.
PTSD not so much.

>>34943175

And you'll never see combat because you country will just surrender and cook Mohammed maple syrup pancakes

>>34943111
The "I make 6 figures yet post on 4chan" meme.

There's no need to lie, anon.

I play guitars like a faggot in pubs and bars for easy (and too fucking generous) money, keep quiet about it to the tax man to maximize profits. work for dominoes on a scooter 2-3 nights per week, tips ain't bad, work in a small tesco full of banter and work at a weekly farmer's market where i help build everything and then sell my shit with a mate.

life is good. this is pretty sustainable and i honestly wouldn't mind doing this for a little while. i make about £46000 per year doing this. i plan to start saving it up and buying property with it, eventually buying my own flat and hopefully making some sound investments along the way. i currently have no loan and no degree so i think i'm doing pretty well for myself. in the future i plan to open some sort of business in another city, possibly a gym, or maybe i'l just keep saving and see what happens.

Warehouse operator, it's a 7:30-4 job and I make something like above double what the minimum pay in this country is so it's pretty good. Job is pretty easy as well, about half of it is physical.
It's probably what I'll be doing the rest of my life since I have no education.

>>34943235
Six figures is common in my country. The salaries are a lot higher than in the us.

>>34942746
I was thinking about this. If I don't get into my MSc program I'm probably going to drop science altogether and look for something easy and just enjoy life. I was really really considering this job.

Looks awesome,and decent pay.

I work in the fish bidness, lots of fun and free fish for my gains.
Also occasionally do escort work on weekends.

>>34942858
SWEEEEEEET WILL CHECK IT OUT

I am bilingue en hostie mon grand.

>>34943253
your country is where

>>34942525
do you have your master's? stats major here

>>34943272
switzerland or norway probably
also I work as a young researcher/postgrad student
hoping to get my phd and gtfo into a high paying job anywhere in the world

>>34943266
>mfw speak 7 languages.
>mfw none of them have any importance in the world.

>I am bilingue en hostie mon grand.
go eat a penis french boy.

>>34943262
>escort work
many girls have told me i am gentlemanly but sexy. an ex of mine even told me i should go into escorting without a hint of irony. how do i get into this?

>>34943272
>>34943284
Yeah. Norway.

>>34943287
be female

>>34943287
Just spread the word, brah.
Get a "work phone", that's the number you wanna pass around.

>>34942597
Student here.
I fucking hate it. So much fucking work all the god damned time and it's not even rewarding because plenty of people have done the exact same shit for decades. I'm not breaking new ground I'm just running the same experiments that hundreds have run before me. Can't wait to get out and start doing real research.

>>34943303
spread the word to who? i'm not gonna go telling everyone and their mums about it. who wants to hear about escorts?

I trade in the power markets and oversee some stuff related to some power plants. Nice job, sometimes hectic sometimes quiet. Can sneak in a movie every shift because I work the night shift alone ^

>>34943291
Is the 6 figure sum in NOK or USD? I assume 100,000 Norwegian kronor is like less $10K. If not, mirin desu

>>34943033
I'd rather have free time now in the prime of my life than free time past by best so I can become mediocre at things I could've been great at had I started earlier.

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University Researcher in Greece. They owe me over 15k euros by now. FML
MFW my cut was affected by being owed money

>>34943111
you're lying to strangers anonymously to feel better about your life m8. reconsider.

>>34943286
I'm not even French. Anglo Quebec is best Quebec jejejejejejejej

JE SUIS CANADIAN

>>34943282
Nah, I'd get a 10 grand raise if I had it. I only minored in statistics but I have the "less" math intensive analyst job.

>>34943318
I make over 1 million NOK a year. Currency rate is about 8 NOK to one USD. It used to be 6 so I almost made 200 000 USD at that point, but now I only make about 130 000-150 000 USD depending on what contracts I get.

>>34943033
what an absolute waste of youth. would you rather have the time to do things in your youth when you have young, ambitious friends such as yourself, with all the world opening its doors to you as a young man, when you still have your health, your looks and your spark?

or would you rather retire to jamaica and awake every morning with a clean schedule apart from your catching up with your few friends and going to physio for your bad back?

>>34943312
Ain't you got a female friend?
Tell her to spread the word. Not type "Yo my bitches this dude, Anon, is doing escort work, betcha he can deep dick you so hard he'll send your saggy udders flopping all up in your shit like a coked-up rat on a hot plate his number is ************" . 'just, all discrete and womanlike.

>>34943230
found the amerifat
>>34943235
A, the ol' 6 figures of zimbabwe dollarinos meme. Does that buy you a juice box or something?

>>34942465
PhD student.
My stipend amounts to less than 1€/hr though

Home Depot. Moving around heavy stuff.

>>34943336
I feel like if you're low on money your cut would be easier.

>>34942465
>Come on you've got to work atleast part time to afford those lucrative gym memberships and such a variety of supplements

Dude... my company give a $1000/year for gym membership and fitness supplies... get a better job!

>>34943350
how much money can i expect from it?

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>>34943327
>that feel when this describes your life

>>34943355
Honest question, how do you afford living? I'm starting in 2 months and I get about 10k a year. Wtf am I going to do with that?

>>34943078
thanks friend.

it's just a waiting game at this point, gotta save up for a car + community college

I work in a familj owned toy store, i am not in The family.

>>34943361
Not really. Quality food is expensive. I though the same at the beginning though

Doorman, only been working on the doors for a month.

Did some other work too in "security" which paid fantastic but was the worst work I have done to date.

>>34943355
where from nig?
GREECE
R
E
E
C
E

I'm an affiliate marketer. I basically advertise mobile apps. I make $5000 average a month, work from home and put in about 4 hours a day average. I struck gold career-wise.

>>34943371
dude, women can get laid so easily. The only porkers you're gonna poke are hamplanets and the disfigured. I couldn't stomach that shit nigga.

>>34943374
I live in a tiny apartment and use public transportation. That already saves a lot.

>>34943383
Actually the other side of the coin, I'm from Germany.

>>34943379
ive heard transporting things is the way to go

>>34943388
Cool story bro. Lots of love from Greece. We're both fucked eitherway.

>>34943385
and the old

general practice attorney

[I'm at work right now]

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>>34942465
I work at Walgreens.

Currently in the process of getting my pharmacy license and starting school to become either an EMT or nurse (still undecided).

>>34943393
>We're both fucked eitherway.
At least we have a common enemy now rather than being at each other's throats, that's something.

I get paid to clear building sites of unexploded ordnance from WWII.

>>34943409
i bet that's a blast

bit of a dead end job though

>>34943404
Well, Greek people never were hostile against germans during the shit that went down this year. I don't know why there was so much hostility reported. It was the politicians we disagreed with. But yeah, time to unite.

>>34943385
there's a difference between being an escort and a manwhore i presume. sure you may have to deal with the odd oldish woman or the odd fat or smelly one but you can just go on one 'date', lead them on and take the money and leave.
and if you get one who you can bear to carry on seeing, say it's the wife of some rich dude, you could get paid hundreds of pounds simply to go on dates, talk about wine, smell nice, and finger them in their 4 poster bed at the end. i can think of worse ways to make money.

>>34943371
Unless you're really really good (Interesting, good-looking, well-mannered, smells good... whole package), I doubt you can expect to charge very much or get any significant amount of business, and even then I doubt you'd be able to make a living from that alone.
I know I'm not too hot, so price-wise I charge no more than the gas money and maybe three beers' worth for the hour.

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>>34943418
>i bet that's a blast

Commercial loan Administrator at a Bank.
Pay is shit for what I should be making.

Software Developer for a large government contracting firm

26 years old

It's stupid, but I get to work from home and fap while attending Skype meetings

>>34943440
ok ok i can work with that same price for guys right?

>>34943440
well shit, i'll just forget it. what the hell man, you whore yourself out to desperate uggos for beer?

Advertising exec. I work in social media and digital strategy. money is alright but the perks are what make it

>>34943453
need to keep a straight face though

>>34943014
Kill yourself.

>>34943377
Why does this remind me of the Godfather lmao

>>34943459
how does he even pay his gym membership in beer

>>34943418
You'd be surprised how much is still in the ground. We found 33 bombs last week.

I work at my parents restaurant in the kitchen i can eat as much protein as i want

>>34943094
Thinking of becoming a bank teller, currently a NEET but with a lot of prior working experience. Need to apply for a job soon,.and there are openings for a teller at my local bank. Any advice/info you can give would be much appreciated.

>>34943455
You probably could.

>>34943459
No, I just used the beer to give you an indicator of the "worth" of the services. Both petrol and beer are pretty expensive here, so if I were to convert it to dollars or euros, you'd think I was insane.

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Working at Lowes warehouse so I get them functional strength gains while making $11 an hour
>literally all I do is move fridges washing machines and dryers

>>34943476
ok lardass

that will be great when your on a cutt

Tfw app developer

>>34943483
no no im asking you you would only charge me a couple beers

>>34942465
Lead software developer

>>34943484
I'm also in college till I get my business degree

>>34943370
what job?

>>34943474
isn't that dangerous work?

this reminds me of a school trip i went on. we were about 14 and we were studying work war one at the time, so we got to go to belgium and france to have a look at some cemeteries, monuments, ruins and old trench networks as well as various points of historical interest. one time we went to a trench site in france run by this insane old guy. before we got off the bus, we were warned by the tour guide not to go near him as he sells illegal stuff in his shop. so obviously we went and his shop was fucking packed with undetonated shells, undetonated MINES, hand grenades, old bullets etc. some of the shells were enormous. apparently the any of them could have gone off at any second. this was shit he'd found doing groundskeeping work around the trenches. one of my mates came home with a grenade and detonated it at a party, absolute madman. fucking top banter.

>>34943344
then what was your major bb?

>>34943388
I already use public transportation but it's 130 CAD a month. And my rent is only 300 (splitting with gf and roomie) but that's basically half my stipend already and I haven't eaten. I am going to apply for loans/bursary but damn... I'm going to be shit poor forever

>>34943504
>what job?
You know... the type that lets you shit post on 4chan all day

>>34943532
sell your kidney you only need 1

Graphic Designer here

> Sports take up too much time to work full time.
> They require meeting at specific times of the day, which often can't be worked around even with a part time job
> Older sports players (over 20) probably don't have their parents to pay for their lifestyles anymore.

How do people pursuing professional athletics and sports actually finance themselves? I know some very privileged people have their parents pay for the lot of it, but all of them? Or should I just take out loans for the rest of my life and weep solemnly when I don't actually make it big and have to repay everything?

If you look good, how viable is an endorsement or modelling job?

>>34943570
how about funding your sports with competitions and shit?

or, try finding a more flexible job.

>>34943494
Sure, I'd love to have a couple beers with you. I make some crazy good sweet potato fries, they go really well with beer. It's probably the whitest thing to ever say, but I made a lovely batch of IPA that's just perfect for the occasion, maybe less so if you're cutting. Maybe play some Mario Kart 64 or SWAT 4 together too. If it gets late, I could totally put together some pulled pork with a nice and smoky BBQ sauce and you can call your mates over for supper and a kickass game of cards and whisky.

Doesn't that sound like a good time?
If so, I hope you'll understand why I'm strictly no homo.

>>34943516

You've got to watch out what you're doing. And we work with armoured vehicles.

Doing IT work for my university. Get paid $11 an hour, and 6 out of the 7 hours I'm there on my long shifts I just do homework/watch aniem on my phone/browse /fit/ on phone or banter with my coworkers. It's great

>>34943525
Economics

>>34943525
Woman's Studies.

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>>34942465
NEET desu

>>34943033
>survive on stimulants
>see nepotism all around you every day as people who are worse at their job than you go on to earn multiples of what you earn thanks to luck, bootlicking or contacts
>few hours sleep a day
>few opportunities to meet women who aren't just after you for your money
>few friends who have any interests outside finance
>if you do find a good girl, and somehow marry her and start a family your kids grow up to hate you for never being around
>wife hates you for the same reason
>retire at 40 and if you're very, very lucky your marriage has survived and you get to spend the next 40 years not having to work, but not having enough money to be anything other than 'moderately wealthy'

no thanks, i know enough guys working the markets to know you have to have a very specific mindset to enjoy it, and even then the earning potential is higher in other fields. for every VP on $2m a year plus bonus, there's 500 drones who work their balls off for what works out to be a slightly above average hourly wage.

>>34942887
wuddup fellow caniac!

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>>34943666
Minored in studying my oneitis tho

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>>34942609
Gov jobs rule.

Tech Support Specialist for a school district. Get summers and holidays off. It's pretty nice.

>>34943702
How is the pay?

>>34943604
Any suggestions for such a flexible job? It needs to be less than 30 hours per week, have flexible hours that I can put in whenever is convenient in the week, and pays enough to survive (like 1000 per month)

It actually sounds too good to be true that such a job would exist. Whore/Gigolo????

>>34943126
>being this beta

Fully qualified actuarial consultant with master in Financial Engineering and job experience in software development. I can get employed in literally any decently-sized city within a couple of weeks for an above average salary. I've worked in Britain, France, Belgium and Canada, plan to do US and Australia in the next five years. I am basically paid to travel the world.

I just quit my job as a law intern ($12 an hour) to work at my dad's nightclub as a waiter/server (will only work Friday+Saturday nights and make average $200-300 both nights). My dad said eventually he'll make me a manager (I used to work there in the past and already know the hang of things).

I was gonna go to law school but decided I'd rather pursue a career in teaching English literature (my major) and am totally ok with the fact that I'm gonna end up an adjunct. I have a house + car + business already so fuck it lemme pursue my passions so that I live a comfortable and meaningful life. If I go to law school Im not gonna have time to lift and will end up miserable.

What do you guys think? Did I do the right thing? This was a big decision for me.

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>>34943740
You fucked up .

>>34943740
I think you made the right decision, anon. Best of luck.

>>34942888
I'm in accounting school right now. shits tedious but I don't believe in extravagance so I think 60k+ is gonna fit me fine

>>34942465
electrician

>>34943740
>career in teaching English literature
>meaningful
You will literally live a life filled with regret. Enjoy

>>34943736
>financial engineering

Are they slapping engineer on fucking everything now? Actual engineer reporting.

>leadership engineering
>entrepreneurship engineering
>custodial engineering

>>34943808
It is pretty close to engineering though. You learn how to design derivatives and financial products to respond to trends in markets. You also learn to design and implement trading algorithms. It's actually a lot closer to software engineering than Finance. Just because nobody risks being electrocuted or cutting their fingers at any point in the process doesn't mean it's not engineering.

>>34943874

These mental gymnastics...

>>34943736
>>34943808
>>34943874
My Engineering course was the Oxbridge style general engineering to specific discipline, and having seen some of the financial engineering bits and pieces after graduating some techniques from EE and structural engineering do pop up esp in forecasting.

I'm a merchandiser for a large soda company.
I drive around and set up displays and stock the shelves, coolers, and any other areas we have our shit in. Going to school for welding though.

>>34943740
If you can stand teaching then you're golden

>>34942598
ain't no gym in the jungle senpai, ur job sucks!

>>34944132
Obv there are jungle gyms

>>34942465

I'm a milkman. I have between 160 and 230 stops depending on the night have have them all done in 4-5 hours as long as there isn't a major snowstorm or anything. I sprint all of them and I also completely load and unload my truck at the beginning and end of each shift. I think I see more gainz from my job than the gym lol.

>>34942465
Military for over 2 years

Medical Research for the State. Not a bad gig, and I get access to a top-tier gym next door to the hospital I work at. Pay could be better, but health benefits and gym are hard to give up. Considering going to the private sector to do more engineering when I get bored of this job.

>>34942888
How do you like it? Senior accounting student here. Not sure if I can sit at a desk all day, might go into audit so I can travel and deal with people.

Oil rig technician.

Tons of money, but i have to live on a stinking platform for 4 months a year. Im thinking of maybe going back to theroetical physics tbqh

>>34944205
Any particular area?

>>34942817
Monday-Fridays usually.
For me it was pretty easy to get, worked at the company over the summer as a teen and when I finished high school I got hired one week after.

>>34944215

North Sea.

I get 2 days off every two weeks, but i have to spend them in edinburgh. Quite frankly id rather stay on the rig.

>>34942465
Engineering project manager for a consulting firm involved with the utility industry.

40$/hr 3 years out of school

bachelor in civil engineering

>>34944163
that's a lot of stops

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>>34943126
>Less than 10% military members ever see combat.

You're more likely to see someone killed in Chicago than serving in the military AS of right now. Check your privilege.

>>34942465
Attorney, Patent Law. Background in Electrical Engineering.

Making money, making gains.

Work in a warehouse sorting furniture orders

>Pros
Basically being paid to work out

>Cons
Shit pay
Shit hours
Shit management
Shit, weak ass pussy coworkers who take advantage of me
Shit location
Warehouse is always too fucking cold in winter, too fucking warm in summer

>>34944161
Kek

>>34943403
Ayyy pharm tech reporting. Shit sucks

>>34944257
yes, haha that's why I do a lot of running. I'm almost always done by 5:30 at the latest but the old guys that walk their routes sometimes don't get done until 10 or later. I've even heard of a few of them not getting done until noon.

Electrical engineer doing a rotational program. Lifting all over the world feels good mang.

>>34942465
>clinical psychologist at a psych unit in a small hospital.

i meet a lot of socially inept neet type dudes for therapy or evaluations. it's interesting and intellectually demanding work but i'd rather do something else desu. used to vagabond travel and work the diving industry in se asia and my life was much more interesting back then.

>>34944161
A kek the whole family can enjoy.
9.8/10

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>>34942465
Grad student breh. Working as a research assistant and instructor for a course as of now.

>>34942639
What's your research in bruh?

I'm a science teacher, love the kids, hate other teachers.

Actor

>>34944728
One that IMDB doesn't even know? Not condescending - just wondering.

>>34943126
Only if your in a combat Mos
Like 95% of the military never does anything worthwhile
Again
Check your privilege

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Working at Kongsberg Aerospace and defense, as a design engineer
>great paycheck
>interesting job
>beautiful city
>lots of opportunity for progress
>great gym

>tfw gf i wanted to marry left me so I find no joy in any of that. I just work hard/earn money/workout out of the habit.
>Hopping one day I'll be happier and grateful to myself that i didn't stop being productive.

But it is not this day

military

basically welfare for how little i actually do.

Nutritionist for medical clinics.

I somehow managed with just a 1 year diploma. Educate patients, recommend stuff to them, take notes.

I thought I would've needed to be a registered dietician for that.

The average person here knows what I know about nutrition.

PhD Student

So basically I get no money, work as a slave, and have to teach shitty undergrads intro principles

>>34944737
Very good imdb

>>34943126
>>34943224
>implying ptsd is real

>>34944775
That answer makes no sense.

>>34944792
>implying ptsd is real
Agreed.

>>34942646
New Zealand at all?

My gf makes good money as an office manager. I know nobody on fit will ever believe me, but I stay home all day and do things I like. I guess I'm a trophy bf of sorts, but my gf isn't that rich and we're the same age. She says she just wants me to be happy, and I truly appreciate it.
Obviously, I've worked before in my life and would again if she ever needed anything.

Factory worker, lots of heavy lifting and on my feet all day. My leg gains are goat.

Systems Engineer. Write code and infrastructure 10 hours a day. I travel a lot, meet very interesting people and get to work on systems you use every single day. I get paid a lot of money to do my hobby all day. Now that I'm moving up the ranks I have to deal with a lot more political stuff unfortunately but that's part of the job.
Getting /fit/ was one of the best decisions I ever made. I get a lot of mires since the average person in my field is a fat ugly nerds and get treated with preference. The work ethic it taught me was even more valuable. If I want to do something I get it done.

>>34944808
>>34944821
You're pathetic

>>34944821
Man I would love to have that.
I would love to have a well earning wife, but i would also work on my career.
Double the money!

>>34943067
Delphi/C#.net/javascript/HTML+CSS/TSQL/Lua here. Working in the healthcare sector.

I'm kinda bummed, because I'm a Linux guy, and we do Windows dev. I hardly knew C# when I started, and I definitely didn't know Delphi.

I just wanna be writing Python code again ;-;

Contractor

>>34942465
I work in financial services as an analyst. Mostly producing reports / board packs n shit. Its pretty boring, but the pay is decent so.

>>34944883
PTSD isn't real, sorry.

>>34944883
You're jealous
I never said I don't have a degree
I never said I don't have skills or qualifications
I said I do not work

And why the fuck would I? All of our financial obligations are covered. All of them. My work is making delicious and nutritious meals for both of us, raising awesome and impressive pets, and generally making our house a happy and awesome place to be.

>>>b-b-but you're not a REAL man unless you go earn shekels you don't even need from Mr. Goldstein!

>>34944821
>Scrounging from your woman
>Being a man

Pick one. Nigga.

>>34944241

I used to work on offshore supply boats as a marine engineering officer (laid off), trying to break into platforms but it's hard right now nigga.

Medical Student (masters)

Work as a high-school tutor on the side (mathematics, physics and chemistry)

>>34944974
Yeah because rent, food and bills are free. You are a freeloading leech man just admit it.

Nigga.

Weekday job:
2nd line support engineer

Weekend job:
Senior supervisor at a retail store

>>34944998
Would you have the same resentment toward a housewife?

The only thing you'll come back to is "well, a man ought to anyway" and then he'd say it's between him and his GF to manage their lives, and he's said she's fine with it, so you have a bigger problem with it than his GF does.

>>34944998
>>34944979
Keep suckin on that jellysickle
Love to see that jelly trickle

>>34944974
M8 I am extremely envious on having a gf successful enough to provide for both of you.
My dream is being with someone like that

But my goals of wealth and power wouldnt allow me to stay at home.

I teach HS English (which i like) and translate Chinese sometimes (not a Chink). Wife is a therapist. Parents are wealthy from a lucky stock pick and transfer me like 30k a year. I'm a slacker but all in all its good money and I buy what the fuck I want without thinking about it. Never would've guessed that just a few years ago.

>>34944741
right there with you my man. successful af in life, means nothing bc shes not there to enjoy the fruits of my labor with me. god dammit

>>34944223
you live in the states?

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>>34943242
>work two minimum wage jobs part time, busk on the side and do manual labor on the weekends for a couple of hours
>£46000

>>34945024
Absolutely. 50/50 on everything.

Obviously if I wanted to treat her that's up to me, but certsinly for day to day stuff I'd expect her to be pulling her weight.

>>34944821
She's fucking an office drone who's a real man.
Don't kid yourself anon.

>>34945033
Not really. Being able to support yourself and make your own living is a good feeling. I'd hate to be reliant on someone else. Nigga.

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>>34945058
I saved money long time for a house for both of us...
Now it just sits there on my account, mocking me with memories that don't know we aren't together any more

Would take you out on a beer bro.
It will all be fine, we will find a woman that will truly love us.

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Shipping and logistics for a major car manufacturer. We ship parts for cars and trucks of this company to every dealership on the eastern sea board. Job itself is easy albeit monotonous. Takes more effort to just show up than it does to do the job. Union shop too. Currently make $17.50 hourly. New contract rolling through though and I'll be getting bumped to around $21 in the next month or so. Then up to $30 over the course of 4 years. Full medical, dental, eye care covered by job. Profit sharing check each year with about $8k. Signing bonus for this contract will also be $10k. Company gives me $5k yearly for school as well.

Kind of fell into this job honestly. Father got me in as a temp employee. Busted my ass for a year as said temp and they hired me full time. Group of temps started with 14 people including me. We're down to 2 y the time I was hired.

Going to school for network administration. Currently in my capstone class for my AA degree.

>tfw even after earning my BA, I'll probably still be moving boxes for a living because the money and benefits are too good to just up and leave.

They could be much worse fates suppose.

>>34943666
Satan majors in Woman's Studies?

>>34943346
hvorfor lyver du på internett brah?

I like to think I'm "self-employed" but in reality I don't actually have a job

Got a master's in applied mathematics when I was 23. Used my knowledge of mathematical modeling and algorithms to earn big money on the stock market. Reinvested a lot of it into long term stocks with healthy growth. At this point I don't really trade that much, I pretty much just live off dividends. Last quarter payed off just under $88k.

I work maybe 10 hours a week maintaining my portfolio. Life is pretty good. Today was a rainy and windy as fuck Tuesday with temperatures just above zero and I spent it chilling in my house playing fallout 4. Also did some work on my DIY drone project.

28 years old for those wondering.

>>34945037
Before I finished school, I worked at a Fortune 500 financial planning company. There are TONS of power couples like what you're saying you want. Just keep lifting and fighting and you'll definitely make it, brah!

>>34945146
See>>34944974

>>34943482
Patience really is a virtue. This is my first banking job and I work for TD bank, and our location is really heavily populated with seniors and businesses so we're busy non-stop. I hate it and either want to switch branches or banks.
Handling the cash is simple enough, pay attention to the transaction at hand and with any retail job, don't let dumb fucks get the better of you. Also to go above and beyond and learn what your bank offers, products, services and some aspects of the customer service rep side of things (people that actually open accounts and shit) to move on up. Ask plenty of questions and don't trust anyone (can fuck you up with your box being out of balance or with clients)

>>34944958
>>34944808
>>34944792
How is PTSD not real?

Stress exists.
And obviously having negative symptoms after traumatic events is possible and common.

>>34944205
Hey I do theoretical physics what's your career path been like?

Marine and also part time worker at auto zone, pretty neat I guess I like cars and guns and I get a free gym at base

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I work on a chicken farm.

I have an IQ of 155.

Uber driver. Dealing with drunk folks isn't so bad, most of them are happy to see you and just want to get to bed or taco bell.

Trying to work on social gains. Fielding the usual questions is like learning to socialize on easy mode. I can now comfortably hold a conversation with most females. Approaching one in the wild is the next step. We're all gonna make it brahs.

>>34942465
>Wendy's fast food

Work with a couple qts but the rest of the store is run by landwhales so the whole place is a fat joke. Been too busy with college to find a new job.

>>34943403
what country are you from anon? im a registered nurse, might help you make the right choice.

Software engineer at Apple.
We have a corporate gym that's $8/mo but it's not open at night so I quit going there and joined a 24h fitness instead.

Uber driver.

Before that I used to push carts outside a supermarket.

Cloud server administrator at a business software company

Mostly lurk /fit and fuck around with amazon servers

Surrounded by wimminz and sometimes answer the phone as T1 helpdesk

Overall I'm glad I got in.

An electrician. 21 Years old and making 16-30€ per hour depending on the company and how fast I work. But the job can be really tiring and not enjoying it enough to do it for the rest of my life so I might change to something that I enjoy,even if it means less pay.

I'm a cop

>>34945817
>I'm 21 and an aspiring electrician, I don't think I have what it takes skill-wise or qualifications, so I'll pretend to be an electrician online to make it seem like a bad career choice

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Software engineer for a big company.

I make lots of money but I live like an animal.

>>34945583
Pig farm here.
I spend a lot of time shoveling shit and taking care of piglets. They're qt animals though.

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>>34943033
>paid salary
>putting in extra hours at work

>>34942465
VIP Account Manager at a huge on-line casino
Could be better, but money is awesome, also I get to work in a some-what exotic location

Project manager for a construction remediation company.

I am 24 and I am worried that I am trapping myself in a limited career path.


I have a degree in construction management which I got last year,

I want to just learn the basics for a year or two then change fields to commercial or large residential development but I am worried what I am learning now won't be transferable.


Any construction bros here?

>software engineer at google
>$130k
>still no gf

Lost my job on Monday, now I've become a NEET

>>34942465
desu senpai

Trust fund baby. Never earned a dime in my life.

Tried getting a part time job just for something to do but I can never finish the applications. So many unnecessary questions.

>>34946090

130k probably isn't that much for the area you live in. Move somewhere cheap with that salary and it'll be like fishing with dynamite

Sci fi/fantasy novelist. Make about 100k. Still no gf, mainly because my job is solitary and it's hard to meet new people. Even online dating is tough.

>>34946189
was waiting for someone to type this so i wouldn't have to bother.
same.

>>34946189
>>34946218

Question for you both, because I can't even imagine what this would be like. I've had to work my entire life for everything. Do you just not feel any motivation to do anything because you know that no matter what you do, money will always be there? How does it affect meeting other people when they find out?

>>34946197
Yeah man, SF, I feel like poor person here. I got an offer for $90k job in Austin, TX. That would be probably better, right? Also less taxes and regulation, that's what I like.

(I'm immigrant from Czech Republic, moved to US 7 months ago, so I don't really know shit.)

>>34946210
Hey you could be one of those Starbucks writers who actually makes money.
Buy some thick rimmed glasses and some fuckochino latte and pull hipster girls.

2 years into public accounting. Life is suffering

>>34946243

Honestly you might be breaking even. But, I'm a Texas fag and I love Austin. It's cheap as fuck, super chill, and has an amazing social scene, great food, hot hipster babes (if you're into that, there are also more conservative girls). I'd recommend it desu. It's probably my favorite city in America, not too big or small.

>>34946240

See this

>>24336678
>>24336678


Does his life seem so bad now?

>>34946189

>this application is too long, shit, it's like 50 questions
>welp guess I won't get a job this year, either

>>34946218

>typing is such a bother, too many buttons to press
>guess i'll wait until somebody else writes what i want to say

I'm beginning to see a pattern here

>>34946240
i probably am less motivated than most people because i havent really had to work for anything, but im also so able due to wealth etc that an ounce of my motivation is worth 6pl8 of normie motivation

>>34946272
I also heard the music scene is great, and I love live music.

>>34946258

I do this sometimes. I fuck myself up though. Cute as fuck barista asked me what I did and seemed really interested at a local coffee joint but i completely sperged and am afraid to even go back now. Now I'm planning on transitioning into world travel to overcome a lot of my fears/inadequacies. I'm in shut in mode but forcing myself to get out more, and it's getting better. Sometimes I wish my vision was shit so I could wear glasses and appear smarter, right now I look like a total bro because I lift, but I'm a writer. It's kind of funny.

>>34946285
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>34946294

You need to do it then bc the music scene is great. I'd visit first to check it out, but it's so easy to meet people and have fun.

>>34946327

Not to mention girls would probably love you because you're a literal bohemian

>>34946240
I don't have the motivation to pursue a career because it just feels like a waste of time. Thinking about maybe doing some volunteer work just for something to do but most of it looks boring as fuck.
I mean, the motivation to work is only going to exist if you need to work.

Nobody has really treated me differently, but I don't know what they are thinking about me. I just get the old "Do you not get bored all day?".

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>>34946298
FUCK

Risk manager for an industrial insurance broker

>tfw so much work that you don't work out as much as you would love to

Contract "technician" for the government.

I get paid by your tax dollars to spin the gears of the machine that spends your tax dollars

computer engineer for a semiconductor company

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>>34942465
Music major reporting in

I work part time at an instrument store and just started teaching my english prof daughter piano for 40 bucks an hour

>>34942465
Just got a job as a trade administrator

Might quit and do some bar work, social gains and meet some QT

am I stupid? So bored of being in an office

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Food runner at Ruth's Chris steak house

Free protein gains at the end of the night and about 35$ an hour

>>34946348

Have you traveled before? Might be a way to challenge yourself/get a new perspective. And since money's not an object, why not?

>>34942465

EFL teacher

"security guard," not much is expected of me, but adults can be real fucking children, I wish they reacted to the NSA leaks the way they do to me, when I tell them to "Sign the log book."

>>34946493
Planning to do some traveling next year with some friends.

>>34942465
manager of measuring and inspection department in an electrical installation company, but i have only three subordinates lol
im 29 and two of these guys are at least twice older than me
i also am a sort of business relations specialist for projects with foreign partners (same company), because yurop and i know english at a level that allows me to improvise jokes and shit
and i also co-own a company and work on it in my spare time for free for almost a year now, this shit is hard

>>34943230

When has Canada ever surrendered in war time? I guarantee I've sent more lead downrange that you have, soggy-ass americlap friend.

Marble/Granite man. Lifting all day every day.

>>34943740
You made a great decision. Maybe not an EASY decision but a good one

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I build hiking trails. Cut brush and trees, carry materials, build shit, etc. I get to work in the sunshine and fresh air, keeps me fit, and my lunch breaks are essentially the middle of a nature show.

I make about 17 bucks an hour, so I won't get rich. Still, this beats the fuck out of any office or factory job I've ever had.

Pic, not me or my location, but enough to give you the idea

>>34947110
Man, that seems like a great job. Come talk about it to /out/, they'll cum buckets.

>>34942465
devops engineer

>>34947110
<3
Do you do it shirtless in jeans? Do you have a cowboyhat? Do you do it with the brokeback mountain osp playing in the background? Do you have pics?

N-no homo.

>>34942998
underrated post/ 10

>>34942998
The only tips you get are those "n-no homo" dicks.

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>>34947110
This is wonderful. My shitty state has no such beauty

Pc fixer at Office depot.

seriously fuck this shit

>>34946272
Software in Texas? Oh yeah and to the Czech bro Texas is awesome, no taxes, little gov't regulation and the place is nice. But ur liberal european ass is not welcome there. U just fuck around and act degenerate.

I want to move there from Australia

I do IT work. Field repair for government, and warranty work for a few companies my employer is contracted to support.

It pays ok. Its also reasonably lax, and Im not being micro managed every six fucking seconds. Theres a good deal of freedom, and physical hardware repair is something I am good at, so I enjoy it.

>>34942716
>all these ameritards and BA econ students

Anthropology and anthropological archaeology are hugely lucrative if you know where to look. If you want to develop new land pretty much anywhere in my province outside urban areas you have to have a full anthropological survey done. Plus if you do it for a university/non-local setting:
>paid travel all around the world
>decent pay
>always have something interesting to say
>getting fit/tan from being outside a lot
>still plenty of time to work out

Yeah, the only people who think anthro/arch isn't a good career path are people who have literally no idea what they're talking about.

But have fun sitting inside engikeks.

>>34946272
I moved to Austin two years ago and it's okay, but definitely not the best city I've ever been. Pretty boring if I can say so

engineer/grad student

Computer Science student
Currently working at my colleges radio station
It's a sweet job desu

>4th year student
>work at uni gym

Shit is all right.

Dog Walker. I make $30/hr and literally get paid to the same amount of cardio I'd be doing in my off hours if I had a desk job. Plus, my job pretty much consists of getting hit on by girls who think the dogs I'm walking are cute.

10/10 job.

>>34947574
>Dog Walker. I make $30/hr
I can't imagine anyone who would pay that amount of money for it

>>34947590
Rich idiots are everywhere. They pay that much where I live too.

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>>34947590
You do it like this.

>>34942465
Vet tech, tons of squatting and animal holding.

What type/where? What's the pay like?

I'm considering joining Vancouver PD, I've read that the pay gets good pretty fast and the organization as a whole is pretty great. Never had a bad encounter with VPD, nor know anyone who has.

>>34942465
Gym manager/Personal trainer/Self defence instructor/Fight choreographer (for theatres, TV and the odd film)
I average £70k a year and am sponsored by a MA brand because I usually place in European competitions.

>>34946115
If you've had a job, you have training, therefor not a NEET

>>34946446
Man, Music degrees are absolutely fucked, just as hard if not harder than engineering, with like a 20th the employment options

>>34947614
>tons of squatting and animal holding
Naughty.

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>>34947614
have you squatted lmao2lab yet

>>34947499

Austin is liberal compared to the rest of the state. Not Europe tier but maybe Massachusetts tier. It's all the good parts of Texas without the bad. Lots of high tech jobs in Austin as well, the populace is very educated, which is why it's more liberal.

>>34947590
A lot of people, actually.
>>34947599
This.
>>34947605
Not this. (While definitely true, not what happens in my case.)

I live in a very affluent community. I charge $30/hr and have no shortage of clients. I also house sit when said rich idiots go on trips to exotic destinations and charge between $50-$75/night for 7pm-7am overnights in their lavish homes.

All you need is a pet CPR certification, and the ability to have dogs fucking LOVE you in front of their owners. Go target a rich neighborhood with business cards in every pet food store/vet's office/dog grooming salon/pet clothing boutique. Cha-ching!

>>34947749
>Lots of high tech jobs in Austin as well
Compared to rural Texas - maybe. There is no IT market in Austin. I mean there is, but it is a joke, if we compare it to any big city around the world.

>>34945152
you can't be real

>>34945152
You're looking at having 10 Mil in your account to realize 88k from the average dividend.

Math degrees only pay 300k. If you invested all your money yearly you would need to see a return of 104% annual.

>>34947879
try reading his post again, friendo

I'm a club/restaurant promoter., in other words, I stand on the street and try to get people inside my restaurand club.Obviously it is part-time (but the way I stack restaurants and clubs adds up to 8hr/day)


Now I've gotten a little bit bitter and tired from having done it for three years,but this job is amazing. It essentialy consists of me standing on the main street of Europe's biggest Old City and
- fooling around with other promoters
-picking up chicks
-practicing language by speaking to foreigners
Which doesn't sound like abad deal,does it?


Advantages:
- neither physically or mentally tiring
- the pay is ridiculous as for a student job, almast always it surpasses a good (7/10) full-time job's wage
- very entertaining , there is something happening all the time: fights,drunk people etc.
- feeling of being a hustler. Tourists want drugs? I call a guy,get commission fee. Tourists want whorehouse? I call a guy, get commission fee. Tourist want me to show them another club? I guide them,they pay me.
-the biggest advantage : you become impossibly at ease talking to strangers.Which implies, you also become great at picking up girls. Any and all of your anxiety/akwardness simply evaporates after 2 first weeks.

Disadvantages:
-energetically draining. Being full of energy and smiling all the time leaves you drained.
- one disadvantage, but it ruins the entire job : practically none future prospects.

>>34947911
Read it, what am I missing?

>>34947931
where does it say he ever had a salary of 300k (which is the number you base your calculations off of)?

>>34942631
Pepe has gone too far.

>>34943751
>>34943777
You guys mind explaining why?

>>34943757
>>34944108
>>34947089
Thanks guys it means a lot.

>>34947618
Why yes I have, and I also pet sit at people's house like>>34947574 anon, I did it for 4 years now I pick and choose who I want, great when I need some extra cash.

Union Editor for Warner Bros make 100k a year and mad benefits stuck at computer all day but whatever hooooollllyyywwwooood

>>34946297
China Mieville?

>>34947926
how did you get into it?

>>34942585
How is that, man? I'm trying to get work as a pt, but I also I wanna get schools and teens into lifting....

>>34948022
ongoing joke that math majors make 300k bro

>>34945880
I'm a programming idiot

can someone explain the function of the sleep value and the getCurrentDate

I think the joke is this is so easy it's stupid that this guy is getting a degree in it but not sure

>>34946210
is this possible to make money in if you're good, or do you have to get lucky too?

>>34945880
where the fuck is the return

>>34948953
Basically the method waits 24 hours and then gets the current date.

>>34948979
ohhhhh

I see

thank you friend

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>>34942465
>majoring in accounting, like crunching numbers
>scared of becoming a desk slave who hates his life