ITT: Gym distractions >puffy vulva in volleyball shorts

>>34925091
breh

>>34925091
B R E H

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compression pants on guys

i can't focus on anything atm

>match with two qts on tinder
>both seem dtf
>one wants to meet fucking next weekend
>still trying to set up a sooner bang session with the other one

alskdfja i haven't gotten laid in foreverrrrrrrrr

>>34925116
who is this semon demon?

>>34925116
I'm a guy and goddamn I want to penetrate that ass.

Totally 100% homo

>>34925091
HNGHNGHGNGHNGHN

I'm not 100% sure what a puffy vulva is but I think my dick knows because its hard right now

>>34925091
>>34925116
B R E H S
I
S
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>>34925091
>>34925116

I-I think I'm bi now...

>>34925116
the best ass ive ever seen
and it on a dude.
time to go full homo brehs, see you on the flip side

>>34925231
Puffy Vulva is just an overdeveloped Vagina for a Girl who almost changed genders when they were still in the womb.

>>34925286

>not wanting some juicy puffy pussy to smack around with your penor

>>34925296
As long as I don't have to look at that shit, no one likes the look of a naked vagina

>>34925305
speak for yourself

>>34925305
I love that look. Pussy is beautiful.

>>34925091
Oh god I want to pet them

>>34925286
You mean they nearly had a benis?

>>34925116
sauce breh

>>34925286
[citation needed]

>>34925319
That's like straight out of a bad anime.

>>34925116
How do I get an ass like that

>>34928053
this wtf
looks shooped

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>>34925116
BREHS

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Frodo: I can't squat this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be in planet fitness. But we are. It's like in the great routines, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of squats and oats, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the results. Because how could the results be good? How could the bro cut back to the weight he was when so much food had been eaten? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this fat. Even DOMS must pass. A new day will come. And when the abdominal shows it will show the clearer. Those were the routines that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too DYEL to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk doing those routines had lots of chances to curl in the rack, only they didn't. They kept squatting. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some gains in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth lifting for.

>>34925319
If it wasn't nofap November. ..

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>>34925116
>>34928291
>tfw guy with bubblebutt with compression pants on doing deep 3 plate squats

>>34928337
This is inspirational as fuck. I want to frame this on my wall.

>>34925091
That's padding.

Source: Wife coaches girls high school volleyball

>>34928337
Pretty good.. The last sentence could use some work though to really deliver. 7/10

>>34928614
what? why for gods sake? Are they expecting to get falconpunched during volleyball match?

I stay focused at the gym but it's pretty obvious that people try to get my attention
and it's funny because I'm a brown "manlet" and white giants dig me

>>34928701
They don't want their vag showing through the pants m9

>>34928701

Helps with chafing.

Does any have that pic of that teen girl with a nice bubble butt bending over close in front of cam wearing volleyball shorts and her pussy lips are big and extremely visible?

>>34928812
>girls
>not wanting their vag showing

Top lol m8

>>34925091
>2015
>skipping vulva day

>>34925116
gay af desu baka senpai

>>34925305
Someone once told me a vagina looks like a pork chop hit with a meat cleaver

>>34930120
Virgin ones look like a pork ball sliced nicely down the middle with a scalpel

Slut ones look like pulled pork hit with an axe

>>34930157
I was pissing and started shitting myself laughing when I read that for fucks sake

>doing my routine
>pear shaped qt walks up and starts working out in front of me
>my pump is looking massive as faurk
>she looks at me and is clearly mirin
>smile to be polite
>fuck she's still looking
>try and look the other way between sets and she's still looking
>spaghetti eruots from my pants and sends me flying into the locker room
Didn't help that after looking at her I felt I was out of her league.

>>34930288
Should have said take a picture it will last longer

Also dubs, you must post butt

>>34925091
This kind of shit his why I have a homegym now.
I have a thighs fetish, and every girl in my country wear this kind of short or yoga pants in the gym.

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>>34925231
Puffy vulva is one of the greatest beauties on earth

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I know everyone here has a thing for big men's butts but personally my fetish are forearms
I don't know why I have a thing for sexy forearms

>>34930416

How the fuck do skinny men get asses like these. Even when I was squatting 315 my ass wasn't that perfect.

Is that shopped?

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>>34930435
Some dyels have big fat round asses too, it's probably genetics

>>34925116

signed,
a girl with a muscular-men-in-leggings fetish

>>34928291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQyX9kTImDY&t=14m2s

I am fairly sure he browses /fit/, actually.

>>34930435
It's genes man, I barely started weightlifting and I always had a bubblebutt. I'm only amusing myself with to what heights this whole training will elevate my ass into.

>>34930435
>>34930459
tfw did ss when I was 15 and quit next year and still have my arse from when I did it.
>19 atm btw just started again
Thanks mister rippetoe

>>34930878
>tfw no bf at 15 yo whose ass just melted your cock

>start seeing girl
>she's never been with a big guy (uuuu) before
>she starts grabbing my arse
>eyes widen and she goes on about how it's twice as good as hers
she also keeps asking me to put her in judo holds and spank her
interesting girl to say the least

>>34930541
I want him as husbando desu.
Or a foursome with him and the athletic nerds.

>>34930883
Bra I did ss I woulda tore your dick off clenching

>>34930916
bra that's my fetish

I know it's off topic but no one replied in the other thread.
I might have a bad knee, can I do ss? pls reply

>>34930950
Go to a doctor/physio better safe than sorry.What do you mean bad knee?

>>34930157
>hey guys, I'm a virgin and have no understanding of women or their parts
FTFY

>>34930416
if youre still here let me ask you something. what makes a sexy forearm? is it just the size or something else?

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This in yoga pants if youre behind her doing the same exercise
I mean yoga pants is always exe catching but this is fucking ridiculous

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>>34931422

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this desu senpai.

>>34931514
that lordosis is fucking horrific

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>>34931514

>>34931555

That is not lordosis.

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>>34925286

>>34931555
not as horrific as your autism

>>34931583
it's not lordosis but that rom excessively strains the lumbar.

>>34931514
what is this, bitch aint doing shit but flexing her hamstrings

>>34925116
B R E H

>>34931583
>>34931671
Just looked closer... it's just shopped.

>>34925091
Padding, not their virginias.

>>34931828
Check out this jealous non puffy vulva owning slut

>>34931686
how dyel are you

>>34925305
Looking at pussy when I'm horny is fucking awesome.

>>34925319
>mfw just wanted to give her her new card
Probably shouldn't touch her glasses again

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>>34928423
>mfw this is me
don't look at it silly boys.

>>34932410
Don't wear compression pants then, you boislut.

>>34932483
Well, maybe I like the attention

>>34932651
>/fit/

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>>34932651
it's okay, we like looking at your cute bum too.
you're doing god's work.

>>34925091
>when you don't see a bigger/stronger motherfucker than you in the gym
Normies won't get how frustrating this is

>>34932651
Maybe you'd like my dick deep in your boipuss claming you as I pump my seed into it, & slowly embrace you staring into your eyes as I sigh out in relief.

>>34929067
Ok I really want to see this now

>>34933066
I've always wondered why women claim that tits are the equivalent of the dick when it comes to size comparisons.

They aren't. It's like it doesn't even make sense. I can tell if a woman has big tits small tits real tits fake tits or if it's all bra from a single glance.
People can't tell how big we are unless we either make it a point to wear something tight and push it onto the middle of the thigh to show off or wear womething loose without underwear on.
And tits aren't important in the actual act of sex. It's just a passive admittance by women that looking at dicks turn them on sexually
Hell if they ever bring up that comparison it wouldn't take much in the way of convincing to get a blowjob out of them if they know a man is packing and won't tell anyone.

Anyway, the actual comparison of the woman's tits is the mans ass and from my readings, the arms.

Women always take a peek at the ass and since it's out of sight and we don't know that it holds that much sexual value to women they can stare like pervs and store it in the shlick bank and not face any judgement and men are perfectly unaware.

>>34933254
Also why is all admission of being sexually attracted to normal men and heteronormative behavior in women demonized by feminists but homosexuality in women lionzed and claimed as empowering and freeing?

And why are the only one's enlightening men as to what they find attractive gay dudes? Women won't even give a hint and are in a race to show how they DONT like any male sexual attribute and how bi they are.

It's weird. I don't get it.
AM I autistic? Is this like..something new?
Or have I just been on 4chan tumblr and watching too much hollywood stuff.

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>>34933293
>why is all admission of being sexually attracted to normal men and heteronormative behavior in women demonized by feminists

It's actually really not.
It's quite the opposite actually.
The admittance that women unapologetically really like sex would make them social outcasts till recently, if not still, in many societies.
Keep in mind, the ideal of a woman for lots of men is an inexperienced virgin.
This is emphasized in prudent societies.
That's what some, non radical tumblr, feminists are trying to change right now.

Homosexuals, were/are already social outcasts of these heteronormative societies by definition, so we don't have to keep any face to keep.
So, homos are not held back by your hetero societal rules, so we are a lot more liberate and honest about our sexual behaviour, compared to the average woman.

>>34933293

Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Them saying what they find sexually attractive will cheapen their potential sexual value by suggesting what can be done to attract them easier, thus taking power away from their perceived choice of who they mate with. This suggests that women don't have as much agency in their choices as they think, and no one wants to admit that, as we all like to think humans are above our basic urges, even though were not.

Of course a lot of men already see through women's veil and know how to get into their pants anyway, but these men are demonized, being called players and manwhores, precisely for doing that.

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>>34928337
Capped, for your pleasure

>>34929223
holy shit

>>34931102
>roastie detected

>>34933491
Yeah, it kinda is.

Honestly admitting that a chick likes a guy and what she finds sexually attractive(unless the guy is nigh sexless model/famous person that is safe to be called attractive because all of the other women believe it, and who is probably a pansexual fuccboi who got fucked to become famous) will get her called a whore by other women.

However bisexual or lesbian stuff is lionized in media alongside demonizing simple heteronormative behavior in men and women. It's just weird and fucked up.
Making women and men feel bad for honest heteronormative behavior and even making it seem bad while lionizing homosex at the same time.
It's just going to lead to a lot of confusion and unexpected backlash against feminists and the homosexual folks.

>>34933547
I know all about that gate keeping bullshit. The size doesn't matter and "be yourself" and "I like guys for their personality" thing are just ways to increase their dating pool and how much positive attention they get from men and keep men off guard so they can accurately weed out who they do and don't want to husbando up. But who they seriously want to screw falls outside of the enforced manipulation tactics.

Lying about what women find sexually attractive does not increase their dating potential with men however. They don't want men to know that what they want changes depending on if they are on birth control and what cycle she is on and what part of society she is in.

The very idea that men even think about or talk about this infuriates them and they take drastic and obvious steps to label those men as trouble makers and scum.

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>>34933598

And here it is, done by a non-mongoloid.

Holy shit this thread got gay fast.

After some prime mons pubis too.

Fuckin faggots.

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>>34934326
There was an older version of pic related but i couldn't find it unfortunately

>>34925117
>mfw i got tinder and have gotten a few decent matches but i'm also autistic and not great at the whole tinder thing.
gonna just have to get ripped as fuck and start posting gym selfies i guess

>>34925091

>1wwek no fap
>this thread

fuuuuuuuk

>>34934652
>tfw too autistic to use good selfies as tinder pics and end up looking like a dick

>>34925091
BREEEEEHHHH

>>34925117

This is currently happening right now

>>34930157

Vaginas don't magically change the more someone has sex you fucking retard. Your pathetic 4 inch dick isn't that damaging.

>>34935439
Keep telling yourself your beef curtains are the work of God you fucking slut

>>34935439
ROASTIES GET OUT

>>34935669

Look up Jynx Maze. She's taken a deep dicking thousands of times and she still has a perfect innie. It has nothing to do with the amount of sex you have, faggot. Can't even believe I'm arguing about vagina lips on the internet right now, what has my life come to.

>>34935759
Surgery dip shit

>>34935439
disgusting roastie bitch. you're sick. i'd probably throw up if you posted a pic of that disgusting abomination you call a vagina.

>>34925091
i dont think they allow this shit in my gym.

its too bad, i could have used the testosterone from a semi

>>34935439
Roasties gettin' toasty

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>having a gf with an ass like this
>leaving humanity

Choose wisely, /fit/. This decision will follow with you the rest of your life.

>>34935878
A tiny white girl butt? No thanks

>>34935878
>tfw one cute-ish girl is there everytime im there
the squat rack is right beside that machine
she always does it while I squat
she moans really loudly everytime
WHAT DO

>>34931686
that's the fucking point

>>34935905
moan back

>>34935905
Drag pants down and mount, she is waiting for it anon

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semi-related (get it? :^) thought you guys might like the video to this track:

Kaytranda - At All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ymI54DuMj8

>>34925091
seriously there's a girl in my physio class who I'll have to massage on pretty soon if I'm in her group and she has exactly this, perfect round butt and a puffy vulva what the fuck do I do

>>34935905
it's girl code for you to bury your face in her ass

>>34933491
Who is this semen demon

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>>34930435
Squat lower bitch

>>34931514
ITS A FUCKING SHOOP. LOOK AT THE WEIGHT STACK.

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>>34937017
HOLY SHIT I NEVER REALIZED

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>>34937017
>being this gay

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>>34925305

>>34925091
welp bye nofap november.

>>34933631
Rip intercourse views

>>34931540
>manly sea eagles

Absolutely disgusting

>>34925091
It's called a mons veneris, you dingus. (Or padding, as the case may be.).

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>>34936512
Clark Bockelman senpai.

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thats fuckuing stup whore with dont know any shit about powerlifting

i see the girl on a shit smith machine who cnt move all weight as a realistic lifter have

i hate girls so many becae she doesnt know this

>>34937887
LOWER FAGGOT

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>>34937667
I'm yuro, so i didn't even know that's a rugby team or smth.

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BREHS

>>34937883
Thank you.
I want to make beautiful aryan fit babies with him.
... N-no homo

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>>34937961
Same, breh, same.

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>>34938032
>would look better with glses

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>>34938057
Not crazy enough thoe.

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>>34931514

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Some OC.

>Good men died so people could be this stupid.

>>34939699
>he doesn't do decline double stack

have fun with your flat chest

>>34925091
She could just be on her period. That could be a pad.

>>34925091
I can smell the virginity of every shitlord on here for not recognising how the pubic bone naturally looks like that, especially when you have tight, tiny shorts on and you're in shape.
References: am female

>>34940221
WAHHH WAHHH - U
its still hot, fuck

>>34939721
don't ruin this for me

>>34925267
Wow, did you get converted from full fledged homo? That would be a first case on /fit/. Usually it goes other way around.

>>34940221
come to me

>>34930435
Go all the way down on your squats and do volume. It's like you don't understand strength building vs. body building.

My leg routine and I have an ass like that:

Squats: 5x12 @60%
Deadlifts: 4x8 @60%
Barbell lunges: 5x12
Good mornings: 4x8

Superset
Leg extensions: 5x12
Leg curls: 5x12

Superset:
Standing calf raises: 5x12
Seated calf raises: 5x12

Do volume with 45 sec breaks, no longer, and in 3 months you'll notices results. Every 4 weeks switch to 5x5's for two weeks to move up in weight so you can do volume with heavier weight.

Eventually, you'll give yourself a woody.

>>34940221
Post puffy vulva

>>34935759
>what is labiaplasty

>>34935439
>Your pathetic 4 inch dick isn't that damaging.
oh yes it is

>>34935960
>moan back

I'm an ignorant southerner and when the niggers around here try to say "c'mon back" they all sound like they say "moan back"

>>34925116
fapped twice to this guy already and still don't know who he is

>>34930157
You really like living up the the meme that this place is full of virgins, eh?

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>>34945824
iktf breh.

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this

>>34946362
Spoopy

>>34935439
Give up. You will not beat this dank meme.