> Hey Anon, want to spend a week with me at my hotel? There's

>>34924448
ok I can do body weight routines,isometrics, and find some moderately heavy shit to lift around should be fine as long as i watch what i eat

>>34924448
seriously though. A rest week isn't so bad if you have been working out hard consistently for a couple of months right?

>>34924448
I would cut off a limb to be with such a beautiful jewess

>>34924470
you'll lose literally every bit of your gains

Sure, I only do bodyweight anyway.

No, you gave birth to that cunt leia, you bitch

"Your" hotel? You own a hotel? Or you live in a hotel? This in an important distinction. It is the difference between a successful business woman and a meth-queen hooker.

>>34924470
>rest week
If you arn't doing a shit ton of calestetics and cardio that week your literally doing it wrong.

>>34924448
>Oh hi Natalie Hershlag I mean Portman
>sure just let me get my gas I mean delousing agent first

>>34924448
OF COURSE YOU SAY YES

Sex
>CARDIO CHECK
Body weight ex
>GAINS STABLE CHECK

>>34924485
One rest week losses months of gains? Fuck!

>>34924510
/pol/ack here, Natalie is the only jewess i would betray my race for. And by God would I.

Id probably hate myself afterwards cause I accepted something a woman gave me.

>>34924470
It's good for your CNS.

>>34924517
No he's just being way to over dramatic

>>34924470
>rest week
>more like rest weak

y-you too...

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>>34924530
What about Alison Brie?

>>34924517

Atrophy doesn't really significantly kick in for 2 weeks.

>>34925391
have some standards faggot

>>34924448
No you dirty slut. You betrayed your husband as he was on the verge of forming a galactic empire.

>>34924470
Eat a lot of cals and you should be fine. You're fucked if you think you can diet, be below 15% bf, and not work out while maintaining mass for more than 3 days.

>>34924448
I would agree to never lift again for Hershlag <3

but muh gainz

>>34924448
>hotel
>without a gym
Has this ever occurred? Maybe this happens if you're traveling for work and your employers are cheap jews, but almost any time I travel, I can find a gym. The fucking holiday inn I stayed at off the highway had a bench, plates and an elliptical.

>>34925391
I used to watch Community. I always thought she was hot.

>>34924448
Yes.

/thread. This is the only acceptable answer. All hotels have a gym and you'll be getting cardio while standfucking this 10/10 alpha female 23/6

GAS THE KIKES

>>34926389
> including wealthy pianoforte at bottom
> what is parody

>>34926926
It doesn't make less shit, its more like shit with piss

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reminder that fucking is the best workout

>>34925547
>If you don't workout for more than 3 days, you lose mass
ahahah oh fuck I've seen and been in "rest" for over a month multiple times in summer, not a single goblin stole gains. There's some minor loss in mere strength, regained in less than a week anyway.
>>34924509
>calestetics

>>34926389
This got substantially bigger since the last time I saw it.

>>34927377
The diarrhea never stops

>>34926389
<3

>>34924448
i would literally avoid gym for a month to be this lucky

>>34926389
Looking thick solid and tight keep us all updated with your progress to see how thick solid and tight you can make it.
Seriously I wanna see how big it gets.

>>34926389
I dont know what is more autism

people creating threads like that or you saving them like that

>>34929888
>>34930014
I've created like 3 of them so far. I'll continue and see how many i can make haha.