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Lifting Feels >Have tinder >Put "olympic lifting"

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Lifting Feels

>Have tinder
>Put "olympic lifting" in description
>All of a sudden, influx of new matches
>Tons of thirsty bitches
>Huh...
>Bang a few of them
>Lots of interest in me
>They ask about how strong I am
>Tell them some of my shitty clean and jerk PRs, but have to explain the lift
>"Yeah so I got 140 kgs from the ground to over my head. That's about it."
>Always amazed.
>Finally figure it out with one girl
>She asks "Which olympics have you competed in?"
>They all think I'm an olympian.

Am I a fraud, /fit/? I didn't even contemplate the possible normie interpretation.
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>>34915744

Girls lie all the time, mostly to themselves. Fuck it, Keep slayin bro
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Fascinating

You got a glimpse of what it means to be an elite athlete.
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This was quite amusing to me
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Holy fuck.

I mostly do weighted calisthenics and arm work at the gym, I could start fucking around at the park with calisthenics again and say I'm into bar gymnastics or something and show them a muscle up.
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Girls know nothing of actual hobbies. Just keep doing what you're doing

also I have a minor lifting feel as an ex-fat but current dyel-skinnyfat

>lifting for a month
>left arm has a big vein that pops out everytime I grip something

feels amazing, such a small victory
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>>34915744
>She asks "Which olympics have you competed in?"

>Not replying "special."
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>>34915790
Kek
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>>34915769
More power to ya anon
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OP has found a hack. I need to see your pics tho. I doubt it would work if you were an ugly fuck or obviously dyel
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>>34916074
This

Post something so we can tell whether or not you even look like you lift to see how easy women are to bullshit.
For science.
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>>34916095

Agreed
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>>34915744
tldr
>women are stupid
>women are shallow
>water is wet
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>>34915790
Hahaha
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>>34915744
>140 kgs
>kgs

fucking europoors isnt an achievement or something to strive towards
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>>34915744
dude don't even question it just collect the cheeks and move on
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>Don't want to go on a cut
>Know I'll have to eventually
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>>34915744
You are very obviously just so asian turbomanlet from /owg/ pretending again
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>>34916298
I live in America but all the bumper plates in my gym are in kgs so I go by that. not op, just explaining.
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>>34915769

>normie-ups
>not training to do a Victorian
>pleb
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>>34916541
I'm white and 5'11"
>>34916762
this
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>>34916877

hi caladan
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>>34915744
>>She asks "Which olympics have you competed in?"
...so, what did you answer?
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>>34915744
This is glorious
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>>34916888

I'm white and 5'9'' :^)
also tfw gf
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>>34915790
I chuckled
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>>34915773
>I know nothing of actual girls
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>>34915744

I...I think you just solved /fit/'s woman problems.
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yep, i just set mine to olly liftan and got 7 new matches in the last hour. it is evening hours here though
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>>34915790
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>>34915744
No not your fault they're dumb as stones
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140 snatch is pretty good though
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>>34918694

Indeed, a 140kg snatch is nothing to scoff at. Though I think OP is lying.
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>tfw finally see a reason for powerlifting to make a push for olympic status

>>34918694
>>34919168
he said 140k c&j you dingi
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>>34919423

a 140kg c and j is pretty damn good too. Not many people on the planet can do that. Still calling bullshit, post a vid op.
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>>34919423
>140 from the ground to overhead
to get it from the ground then to overhead would be a snatch ya dip
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>>34919857
>taking things this literally
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>>34915790
And here is this guy. Thank /fit/
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>>34916298
>>34916762
>Pluralising unit symbols
Please re-read the SI Brochure.
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>>34916876
Bro I've seen you post this picture at least 5 times. Let it go.
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>>34920251

get bw fags mad, so it' funny to post
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