>"Oh, what's that, you're doing lowbar "squats"

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2015-11-14 19:29:33 Post No. 34911530
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Anonymous 2015-11-14 19:29:33 Post No. 34911530 [Report]

>"Oh, what's that, you're doing lowbar "squats" with 405 lbs, or as we Olympic Weight-Lifting gentlesirs prefer to call them: Good-mornings with 180 kilograms?"
>"Itis quite the sight, now please observe as I work up to my one-rep max of a mindblowing sixty kilograms"
>"Oh no good sir, I am in no way "DYEL", for these are actual full squats"
>"Quite indeed good sir; I not only break parallell, but I also abhor the use of crutches like belts and knee sleeves"
>"By this virtue alone, I am stronger than you, for you see, no mindless cretin "power-lifter" can aspire to lift weight as cumbersome as this with equally flawless technique - You quite simply do not have the mental fortitude, as evidenced by you seeking the path of least resistance with your ridiculous "squats", which barely hit parallell"

Anonymous 2015-11-14 19:36:12 Post No.34911588
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Anonymous 2015-11-14 19:36:12 Post No.34911588 [Report]

your trying too hard

Anonymous 2015-11-14 19:46:31 Post No.34911693
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Anonymous 2015-11-14 19:52:03 Post No.34911743
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>>34911530
>do power cleans instead of barbell rows, trust me I lift olympically

Anonymous 2015-11-14 19:52:59 Post No.34911755
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Anonymous 2015-11-14 20:07:04 Post No.34911859
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>You see, one such as I, who trains the Big Three, (and The Press, lest we forget) is referred to as a Power-Lifter
>No, I do not compete

Anonymous 2015-11-14 21:05:40 Post No.34912420
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>clips on warmup sets

Anonymous 2015-11-14 21:07:10 Post No.34912438
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>>34911530
>Cardio is for pussys. A real man should squat

Anonymous 2015-11-14 21:08:27 Post No.34912458
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>would you like to accompany me in some decline bench press?

Anonymous 2015-11-14 21:11:09 Post No.34912480
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>>34911530
>some autistic dude actually saved a bunch of pictures of faggots in fedoras just to make this shitty thread

I bet it's the same person who frequents the >tfw no gf threads