Post your ideal body. Elliot Hulse has a godly body. Functional

>>34910380
He's also like 5'7"


Lol always so funny in a couple videos I've heard people be like 'wow i was expecting you to be much bigger/taller!" and he just gets this look on his smug face. fukn classic

>>34910397
>He's also like 5'7"
shorter than that.

elgin hung out with omar for a couple weeks, said they were the same height, and that he is 5'7.

omar towers over elliot.
hulse is a turbomanlet.

i could be mis-remembering the figures, so i will try and google up the video.

>>34910380
>tfw same complexion as Elliot
>tfw he is blue eye master race while you're dark brown eye sub human race

You can't lift for eye aesthetics, so why even bother

>>34910397
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23zvjq_the-slaying-of-king-elliott-part-1-of-2_fun

pretty sure it's this one

>>34910436
He's 5'8" you autist. Stopped by his gym when visiting family. I'm 6 foot and he probably came to my nose

>>34910456
you aren't 6 ft retard. eliot is a turbo manlet

>>34910453
around the 10 minute mark, to skip elliot's inane prattle

>>34910456
you are a hollywood "6 ft"

we call that 5'9

omar isuf is only 5'7 (i am pretty sure he admits this), and he is taller than hulse by at least 2 inches.

>>34910460
>>34910478
Found the angry manlets who want to bring down a god like Hulse down to their sub human levels. Go take some hgh you child

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>>34910453
"I am a mere midget" - elliott hulse
probably the most accurate quote from elliott out there..

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>>34910490
>mfw i am taller than you and elliot both
feels good to be king of manlets, 2bh

>giving a shit about height

>>34910490
found the dickriding fanboy who denies proof even when it is given directly to him.

>just because he is at least 2 inches shorter than someone who is 5'7 doesn't mean he isn't 6ft, bro

>>34910508
welcome to /fit/, how are you enjoying your first day here?

>>34910453
i dont understand why elgin has a following he is not at all funny, his roasts are absolute garbage. worse than a female comedian.

>>34910541
>found the hulse
its ok that you got buttblasted and lost thousands of subs to an objectively superior man

>h-he's not even t-that funny
and yet the funniest person in this thread thinks he is hilarious.

>>34910500
filename

found the faggot

>>34910555
>he isn't a dickloving homo
what a fag, lmao

no but srsly,, do you even know where you are right now?

calling someone out on liking men is basically the same as calling someone out for lifting weights.

its accurate for about 95% of posters

>>34910554
im objectively the funniest person in this thread, i won the most unique superlative in middle school because they wanted to give my best friend the funniest.

>>34910571
>implying 95% of /fit/ even lifts.

>>34910574
>this shitty attempt at humor
>claims to be funny at all
ZERO!

>>34910597
it is 100% true you faggot

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>>34910597
took the bait

>>34910450
>hating your eye colour

What a special kind of retard. Keep lapping up that white media and beauty standards you self hating kek.

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>>34910380
>tfw 6'4
>tfw goal body even tho I know I needa roid mad hard

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Mirin

>>34910554
>funniest looking

Fixed that for you

Elliott may look "functional", but hes not aesthetic at all

>>34911562
>tfw you will never do a porno with him

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GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmrHq1BRA8

n-no homo