>/fit/ enough that sloots wanna dance at clubs and festivals

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>>34903045
Be intentionally bad and not give a fuck. May as well turn your lack of rhythm into a show of confidence.

>>34903045
learn to dance on Jewtube

How can someone not have rhythm? Do you just not listen to the music or what?

Anyway
>club sluts
Why?

You can learn some cool and original moves, just watch Zyzz, his dance steps were shuffling to hardstyle as well as a mix of other things but the result was quite epic, no matter what the music was.

>>34903045
you dont even have to do some kinda coordinated dance, just kinda move back and forth to the music senpai

>>34903045
Do some party drugs
After your first time on coke or molly, if you start dancing you never forget how

>>34903110
Yeah I don't get that. Pretty much all club/popular music is in 4/4 as well, so you can't really go wrong.

>>34903045
>tfw did 6 years of ballet as a teenager
>tfw I literally cannot miss rhythm anymore
>mocked for it occasionallyin high school
>in my adult years people think it's super cool and that I'm a great dancer

I am a manlet though

>>34903091
This or

>>34903108
this.

Dancing, for the purposes of attraction is about having a nice body and having confidence. If you're not confident enough to act a fool, become good enough at dancing so that you'll be confident at it.

Bonus tip: dance classes are full of women and if you lift, you will likely be the most fit man there. You have an excuse to feel each other up without judgment.

>>34903151
Doesnt matter if youre a manlet brah were all gonna make it

>>34903116
>shuffling in 2015

Hard style kids don't even shuffle anymore

Ok, i read this on an old thread here and it's gold, do random recharge animations from vidya while moving your knees, and done

>>34903045

If you really are fit and good looking, it really doesn't matter. Sloots will sloot all the same

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>>34903045
If you are into games, give Crypt of The Necrodancer a shot. My sense of rhythm improved like five times from spending time with that game.

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>>34903045
Two words, m8.

Shepard Shuffle.

>>34903045
mmmm.... she got a big ass

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>>34903220

>>34903517
Someone please post the gif

>>34903495
Not really, she's rather petite

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>>34903045
Bob your knees while doing reload animations

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>>34903517
>>34903599
>>34903683

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>>34903045
white people

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>>34903707
everytime

>>34903517
hahahaha

>>34903143
my problem is dancing with qts senpai
my moves just dont come out, im busting out, my moms spagghetti is...idk desu i just suck at dancing with a partner

alone i can hold my own

>>34903707
tfw he fucking stops bobbing to do the reload

it's too obvious

>>34903045

molly

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>>34903834
there's nothing worse than being a good dancer, and you start dancing with a girl but she can't keep a fucking rhythm

>you try and guide her hips with yours but she just smashes her ass into your chub
i mean technically i guess i shouldn't complain

>>34903858
>>you try and guide her hips with yours but she just smashes her ass into your chub
The struggle is real...

>>34903045
I just wanted to say this is my favourite picture on the internet.

take mdma
without mdma i dont know how to dance
with mdma i still dont know how to dance but i sure do try

How do you dance with another person? Just grinding
>no vids

>>34906144
the music literally fills your body and helps you flow

craziest thing ive ever felt in my life

>>34903151
>wanted to do ballet as a kid
>my mom made fun of me cause she said its only for girls
>made me change my mind and picked another sports
>still regret it to this day

When i told my mom about it she said she didnt do that, but i remember really clearly she was saying there are only girls and laughing at me. She is so fucking immature sometimes

>>34903707
If he didnt warp the screen he'd be pretty DYEL.
Still fucking kek'd tho

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>>34903715
white people xD

>>34903213
Deep house kids do

>>34903851
dis

even without rhyme it doesn't matter when you have this shit. just remember you'll never get your peepee hard

Girls go on the dance floor for one reason, to get laid. See the trick is though you don't have to dance to attract her, if she's not attracted to you dancing sure as shit won't change her mind about you. So when you see a girl you like on the dancefloor forget about dancing, just approach her, take her hand and lead her away. If she likes you she'll follow if she doesn't she'll let go of your hand. You might worry about getting embarrassed she blew you off, but trust me that is less embarrassing than trying to dance when you can't. Leave dancing to the dancers, we're alpha males we just need to assert dominance on the females.

>>34903045
>>/fit/ enough that sloots wanna dance at clubs and festivals
How does being /fit/ help you with snatching sloots in da club? All you need is not to be fat/lanky, and as long as you aren't retarded and don't have a butt for a face, scoring party sluts isn't hard at all senpai.
Alcohol goggles does wonders.
Source: Back in college I usually got wasted in clubs, I never had a hard time finding women to grind on and I've never had anyone push me away.