/roids/

Cheerleading

>Tinder girl hasn't responded to last 5 snaps, over a week.
I blame Cheeky.

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>>34841710
inb4 b&

In for going gym

>>34841685
Wut? S...sorry bb

>>34841433 #
I'm not on the whatsapp group, not cool enough. I just speak to canary......but yeah dick pics

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We matching brehs

>>34841783
ask if she can work on supporting the massive weight of your monster cock

>>34841710
reported

>>34841783
Dat 2 pixel foto. irl = -10 points. Just realize that shit.
10292939 filters

insecure bitches

What is your profile picture?

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Rate my upcoming blast /fraud/

1g test weekly for 6 months (C'MON)
100mg Anadrol ED for the first 8 weeks.

Can I gain 20 pounds (Not dry muscle but everything but fat. Water, glucose etc. included) in the upcoming 6 months? I'm very below my genetic potential, ottermode atm. Height is 6'2.5

>>34841826
your first blast is 1g a week?

>>34841710
ever plan on stocking npp or deca?

>>34841883
Even on 1g of gear his balls will be massive

>>34841826
>Can I gain 20 pounds (Not dry muscle but everything but fat. Water, glucose etc. included) in the upcoming 6 months? I'm very below my genetic potential, ottermode atm. Height is 6'2.5
shouldn't be 2hard

>>34841826
>can I gain 20lbs in 26 weeks on 1g of test
Yeah man

>>34841826
it probably depends on the lifting routine more than the dose

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>>34841934
It probably depends on the diet than the lifting routine

>>34841760
I'm not on it either

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>>34842125
diet > training

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wtf?
did I break fraud?

>>34842306
You're 12/10, mate. ;)

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goal physique

>>34842317
ayy.

fenk yew

I got hella bags under my eyes atm

>>34842335
decent size
too fat tho

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>>34842357
looks better in other pics

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>>34842361
and here he is before the mad transformation

>>34842361
much better in that pic yeah.
that's turtle right?
or whateve he's called

>>34842375
>mfw titbrah looks the best there
I...it's just the angle r...right?

>>34842384
yep, turtle / aydin / dean

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Need VG help, any insight or tips is greatly appreciated.

>>34842397
I prefer zyzz or chesty

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>>34842405
Second location, I'm not sure of. I'm unsure of how far towards the anterior it is

Any of you guys train 7 days per week?

>>34841826
You could gain that in half the time, on half the dose.

>>34842425
Put your finger on the top of your ass crack and measure about 3" across. It's a bit more towards your crack than you have circled. When you prod it with the needle it won't hurt if you have it right

>>34841826
you are an idiot and are exactly why faggots like bostin are retarded. They fill people's heads with this mentality. You're just like that faggot 15 year old lol

I want to try 5/3/1 for my next blast. Doesn't TD use it quite frequently? Would you sub out the OHP day for another bench day and what would that lift be? I'm guessing some assistance bench movement like spoto presses or narrow grip bench.

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Oy vëy fraüdims i have a question and i feel like you guys would be able to answer it the best

>Does excessive testosterone changes your face?

I'm curious about this because i see teenagers who started lifting early and remained lean develop a typical jock/chad-like face like pic related whereas teenagers that dont and become chubby/obese usually develops a somewhat softer and less alpha looking face even if they managed to shed the fat later on in life

Or maybe i'm just seeing things?

3rd day of clen. Hitting up the taurine, potassium, and water along with my regular sups.


did 20mcg the first day, 40mcg the second and today is 60mcg.

I am trying to eat my scrambled eggs with my fork and it looks like michael j fox is controlling my hand. shake city.

Seriously. I bet my gf finds me out. LAst time she knew something was up was when i was DNPing it up and shes screamed from the bathroom "why is your semen yellow!"

damn everyone that wipes and then examines

>>34842427
Heavy 3 days, light 4 days.

>>34842375
lol wow. i didnt know zyzz had flat pancake feet

>>34842483
Ok now I have the general area. Should i keep it around the top of my ass crack level? (in terms of injection 'height')

Worried about hitting the sciatic lol. I just would really love to be able to add this to my list of spots.

>>34842494
P-pls respond brehs..

>>34842375
kek #TeamNoLegs

Can anyone post before/after pics of someone on roids?

What is the difference in progress of a lifter who is on roids and a natty lifter (presuming they both have good diets and workouts)

What are the side effects of roids?

I don't know diddly squat about roids but they sound like a great way to reduce time at the gym.

>>34842536
Yeah level with the top of your crack. Prod it with you needle and if you have it right it won't hurt. Once you've done the first you'll no more about the whereabouts next time

Some asian guy has washed his face in the water fountain.....wtf

Last night I hung out with some people I haven't in a long time. It was kind of weird. I'm still dyel-mode, but they kept talking about how "huge" I'd gotten. They even started calling me "Body Beast" lol

They brought out old pics of me at <140lbs. It was kind of terrifying. I didn't just look skinny, I looked like I had terminal cancer.


>>34842460
Exactly. I put on more then twice that in six months natty.

Allot of that was fat though. Like allot of fat.

Is 6 sites enough for ED pinning? I've been using delts, VG, and DG in rotation right now for e3d. Will quads really hurt that bad if I just hit them with .5ml test E to get them warmed up?

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>>34842550

I'm about to start my first cycle and I want to get blood tests done but I don't know what to do/ask for. You just make an appointment with your GP and say you want a bloodtest?

>>34842494
Testosterone, as any androgen, has noticeable impact on secondary sexual characteristics.

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Is JM around I found a girl for him?
>pic related

>>34842610
Kek we need a jm hate thread going

>>34842610
not dark enough f.am

>>34842603
>>34842494
I am aware. I'm just wondering how strong is it regarding facial changes and whether it is permanent or not.

Asking because i was a linemen throughout HS who powerlifts but stayed fat, and gained a huge body and become bigguy5u but with somewhat babyface.

Meanwhile my younger brother who did track became shredded, never lifted a single weigt all his life but has a somewhat more chad like face than me

>>34842576
6 sites is probably enough, especially if you're not doing it ed. Quads, will hurt like any virgin muscle the first could times you inject.

>>34842585
lol

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>>34842556
Thanks brah, just went for it with no repercussions. Was in a much different location than I thought though.

Pinned right here. Felt/feels fine, I just always worry about not getting deep enough on glutes. I'm not fat or anything but my body does hold onto fat on my butt more so in other places. Makes my ass look incredible though;)

>mfw I could take pictures in panties and trick 90% of guys

>>34842662
It sounds like it's just a body fat percentage thing.

>>34842125
>>34842148
Meh brehs are learning. Spread the word

>>34842693
diet kek just eat tren brehs
i can literally eat anything and not gain any fat

>>34842576
I believe so. I inject my test and NPP ed and those are the exact sties that i rotate. I'm the one that's asking about ventrogluteal though and I literally just pinned it for the first time so now i'll be adding those in. Dont bother with quads unless you absolutely have to, i hate that shit.

I mean it's not awfu or anyhting they are just uncomfortable and there's neves and vessels everywhere. when pinning quads the nerves in your eg will literally start spazzing because your brain is telling them there's a fucking needle an inch above yor skin about to pierce it lol. fucking crazy man the body is incredible.

Does anybody else ever just sit back and think about the whole concept of anabolics and how fucking crazy it is? Like us as humans have figured out that we can inject fuckng canola oil into our muscles with no ill effects, etc. just hella fascinating to me.

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Star means top pick right?

Got 15 matches already, starting to like tinder a bit

>>34842744
24yo for real? holy shit she looks like 40yo mother of 3 child

>>34842733
>i can literally eat anything and not gain any fat
yeah, but can you gain muscle that way?

Do people over here only care about shredzz? Or also about muscle mass?

>>34842770
Kek, stop being fussy

>>34842770
lol

>>34842782
just sayin m8 not juding u for liking old women

>>34842148
>>34842125
lama's problem was the diet instead of the training?

>>34842770
And she likes budwieser.

>>34842790
Lol no worries breh. She'd be the one doing the work

>>34842773
well ofc if my diet was on point i would gain/have more muscles. but my goal is to look good and impress normies.

>>34842810
i know our women are a shit show mate but dont drop your standards that fucking low!

>>34842744
Show the picture you're using and stop being a pussy.

You don't show face or physique.

inb4 fap to your picture
inb4 doxxing

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>>34842813
>but my goal is to look good and impress normies.
2/10

>>34842818
You wouldn't? I know lol its so hard to find a legit hot Chica in the uk

>>34842822
Kek breh, jelly?

>>34842905
i would not hit that brah

keep her on the back burner in case tinder doesnt work or something

i know this is a steroid thread but if I wanted to take fat loss drugs, what do you recommend?

>>34842940
go to the dnp general. if it feels like its killing you then you probably want to lower the dosage.

>>34842940
diet and exercise

>>34842905
What? I feel like the UK has so many blonde hair blue eyed plump lips girls

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Suck my foreskin mastest

>>34842928
cmon hole is hole, it may be a bit spongy down there but wat.

>>34842970
have you been to the uk?

>>34842894
Kek at least he can impress someone

Your bloated brickmode "old IFBB bodybuilder in his 60s who retired 15 years ago" look isnt impressing both normies and gymbros top këk

>>34842970
Where?

>>34842980
triggered

>>34842917
Jelly of what? You haven't showed a picture.

Come one breh. You sound insecure as fuck.

Showing your pictures on tinder, but not on a pokémon trading card board

>>34843019
i love this kind of bites. hell yeahhh

>>34842980
4G why ur not using LTE instead?

>>34843083
Dunno what lte is, I'm in the UK

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>>34842744
>24

>>34843019
>Your bloated brickmode "old IFBB bodybuilder in his 60s who retired 15 years ago"
lmfao. Seriously funny JM. I still love you(no homo)

>>34843101
lte is the type of 4g that EE uses. its a bit slower but you get better signal when you're outside cities and not near a mast

>>34843107
Damn. I'm not sure how those pants are still intact.

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>>34843107
Scrubs up alright

>>34843139
2technical4me

>>34842980
Cheeky alex...

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>>34843148
In4 Cheeky just ddoxed himself

>>34843147
>24....

>>34843147
>loves budweiser
Lowest of low. Might as well shove your dick in the LA river

>>34843107
I would kidnapp her and bring her to my digged out underground basement and admire her body on a daily basis

>>34843148
S...shit...pls no bully

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>>34842980
git gut mastest

>>34843201
Just blown me out the water lol

>>34843201
Most of those "girls" belong under a bridge, not on the internet

>>34843201
>>34842980
Let's say; we have a different taste in woman.

not bad breh's keep up the good work. You're doing god's work. god bless jesus allah

>>34843201
triggered as fuck

>>34843235
Yeah, I only reply to 10%.

>>34843226
I've used Tinder for 3 weeks, so it's really not fair to compare.

>>34843201
Do you live in Aalborg?

>>34843257
Nah, I'm in Kolding, got my filter set to 75 km though.

>>34843255
`>3 weeks
>784 matches

unless you got that tinder premium shit and you're changing your location brah

>>34843002
>>34843037
My last short term gf was from Brighton? And everytime I see a girl on Instagram that's from the UK they look like her. Gives me feels

>>34843272
Been in Berlin, London, Copenhagen & my own city in the past 3 weeks, so yeah.

>>34843270
Show your face and physique. Don't be a cheeky

>>34843270
>>34843201

Do you have any matches that are 5/10+?

the people of getbig are protesting again to get me back on the board


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=586416.0

I was up to 194 on tren blast. Been cruising test250 for s month now and already lost 10 lbs. I am training as hard as I was on tren. Given I am not eating as much as I was on tren. Strength hasn't really decreased and my BF doesn't seem lower, so where is this weight coming off at ?

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>>34843293
pls.
>>34843300
20%, probably.

>>34843316

If they miss you so much, why dont you actually go to a board where you're wanted, instead of shit posting on fraud daily

>>34843349
>2015
>not lifting to fuck your plastic pussy/ass (black)
Confirmed for not gonna make it

>>34843319
Water
Glycogen

>>34843349
as soon as the admin unbans me i am out of here

you guys should assist the process if you wanna get rid of me

>>34843348
Do you just swipe right for everyone?

>>34843367
I was under the impression you don't hold much water on tren. I was on 700 tren and 250 test EW.

>>34843178
Post body or face the consequences

>mfw there are no consequences

>>34843381
After the first week I didn't care to spend time sorting people and just had it auto-swipe the daily limit, yeah.

>>34843316
>http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=586416.0
>The fucking guy lives the life, and his Asperger's-like views on life, lifting, diet and women is hilarious.

That sounds like the JM we all know and love. lol

>>34843144
im not sure how my pants are still intact

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>>34843378
Sounds like its the same as here
We'll probably end up missing you as well though

>>34843378
>you guys should assist the process if you wanna get rid of me
Don't act like a plastic pussy breh. You brought it on yourself.

I have never see you give some concrete advice. All you talk about is your boss life, plastic pussy, whores, hair and your dent.

But then again; it's fcking hilarious and entertaining as fuck

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both my exes have dated drug dealers in the past

the fuck is wrong with me

>>34843407
Pls bb No bully

>>34843476
>and your dent
Lol gets me errrrtime

>>34843476
I just read every JM post in one single mastest post.

>>34843476
your life is fucking shit

you live with your mom and have no money, no car


just a child on steroids

>>34843476
>>34843545
Ohboy.

>>34843573
Looks like it's starting again, money, niggers, job, plastic pussy, hair.....repeat

>>34843434
kek

>>34843492
>exes
If they're exes, I don't see how this is a problem.

>>34841710
You must b dumb as fuck bruhhh.

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>>34843475
loool even there. No way, it's someone of /fraud/ posting that shit.

>>34843545
You sound mad breh.

>you live with your mom and have no money, no car
Shit, this hits me everytime. Right in the feels.

Just a serious question; Which wig suits your better you think? Going for the casual look or the exotic 80's boss look?

I should go for the mullet.

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is this the natty limit?

brb getting roids

I got told today they would not sell me syringes. It was dumb apparantly rite aid will not sell unless you have a doctors script with them.

>>34843624
If you want to find an approximation of the 'natty limit" look at olde tyme strong men. Pre-1930s steroids weren't a thing.

>>34843619
>Shit, this hits me everytime. Right in the feels.

just because you think it's normal... just telling you what the rest of the world sees you as

a fucking loser

lol

>>34843661
>>34843619

>roidrage

calm down you monkeys

>>34843661
>just because you think it's normal... just telling you what the rest of the world sees you as

Oh JM, I love your hypocrisy on a dailyy basiss.

>a fucking loser
This is literatlly the definition of your whole extince from day 1.

Allah put your here, for our entertainment. He did a good job.

I love you jesus

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>>34843624
Pretty sure this is achievable natty with3 years of heavy lifting plus creatine

>>34843732
this is what /fit/ outside fraud believes sadly..

>>34843378
I love you JM dont worry

>>34843645
They all look like fucking shit and deformed. Fridge mode and weird proportions everywhere little bitch motherfuckers. And they had elite genetics.

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>>34843712
>your whole extince

>>34843628
I go to a feed store

>>34843778
Everybody loves JM. He's like a puppy.

Unfortunately, love won't stop a puppy from occasionally shitting on your carpet.

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>>34843862

MT is seriously losing his mind on all this tren. Will be hilarious when he eventually comes off and loses all his steroid muscle.

>>34843879
What the fuck is that

>>34843927
Some guy I danced with in the Dubai desert.

God at least JM is likable, MasTest has been a faggot from day 1.

Plus he's a filt liar scum

>>34843971
He thinks he's special. In reality just another roided up nobody with enormous delusions.

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This kid is the definition of a curl bro
So fucking glad I have a chest to go with my skinny arms
This shit looks ridiculous

I mean, damn they big, but at the same time he looks pretty ridiculous

>>34844007
>So fucking glad I have a chest
Lol

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>roiding for this body.

https://instagram.com/p/1kjIQGm74w/

>tfw safe mail is down and you cant contact your source
>tfw one vial of test left

Fuck my life.. :(

I just wanted to blast soon again

>>34844039
just use your gmail.

>>34844032
how the fuck does he have 10k followers

ugly, shitty physique

spooky

>>34844007
i bet the girls think that too

how much test and tren can last me a year of cycling

>>34844032
Fuck you guy. That's the second time I've opened that link to see naked man ass.

>>34844021
Just once I'd love to be btfo by an anon posting a cb pic with a time stamp and they look fucking ace

>>34844032
Looks spooky, no a fan

>>34844054
Probably
But then again a drunk slut will grab your arms and not normally notice lmaonochest

Lmao, which one of you tracked me down to super like me with that 'doxed brah' chinese profile?

>>34844007
Why would anyone wear that top though lol.

>>34844045
My source is using safe mail. Thats the problem.

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>>34844021
>>34844080
In on Lols

Not about to timestamp my glutes for you though

>>34844080
>But then again a drunk slut will grab your arms and not normally notice lmaonochest

bitches love my arms

but my chest used to be fucking shit

and they said my chest needed work

bitches be thinking they are judging the oleeempia s m h

>>34844111
Will you translate that phrase you cunt

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>>34844125
Naw, don't want you to be banging my spanish chicas innit

>>34844105

Look at the third post in this thread, you shit.

>>34844130
Ffs dude, there in the UK....help a brother out

>>34844146
If you see a 26 year old, 7/10 latina named Sam in London, match with her.

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>>34844146
All chicas are belong to me, might they be in the UK or the Antarctic.

Also. Haven't even looked at what you wanted me to translate yet lol

Just say call me papi

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I finally have money but I need a cycle

please help me ascend

also are these multis useless?

>>34844154
She's coming round mine later

>>34844159
Kek

>>34844159
this is where we find out that canary cant really speak spanish, and is just batlord trolling us

>>34844163
>also are these multis useless?
If you have to take a multi, they're probably your best bet.
Bunch of useless extras in there though, that would be amazing in higher quantities.

>>34844170
Remember to let her be on top.

>>34844145
Im from the EU you cunt. Im not going to order from the US. Already had customs problem with shit from the US and never gonna order ever again from someone out of the states

>>34844178
>implying i don't just lie there and let girls do all the work
Cmon breh, it's hard to shitpost if I'm not on my back

>>34844165
What does manlet look like? I don't remember seeing a cb pic.

>>34844201
How are you gonna' do helicopters with the 5'2 chicks on your back though.

>>34844213
T I N Y
I
N
Y

>>34844214
What are helicopters? I feel like I'm being stupid here

>>34844279
When the chick is short enough, you can spin her like a helicopter on your dick.

>>34844289
Lol, that sounds awkward. I can't see how it would work lol

>>34844297
Lmao, Cheeky, it's like sex underwater. It's painful, stupid and awful, but you have to try it when you've got her dad's mansion pool to yourselves.

>>34844102
Extra douche factor?

>>34844111
You aren't anon though breh, you trip and we have seen plenty of pics

>>34844112
Drunk sluts judging?
The fuck?
That's new

>>34844165
Except none of the trips have shit on my cb
A few have given solid advice on how to develop areas that lag but nobody has said "hurr so dyel fagit" like The anons who never post body

>>34844213
Like a white dude who lifts kek
Nothing special but definitely above average

>>34844255
Except I haven't posted a new body pic in 2 months?

>>34844289
>>34844279
>>34844297
Hahaha fuck yes I'm picturing a girl spinning wildly on a dick
Orrrrr Yu get her ass up and spin yourself on her

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>>34843849
You know i'am a brainless meathead, i mean look at me. It's inevitable.

Btw; keep posting as a anon to create a riot. I love your creative thinking skills.

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>>34844314

hurr so dyel fagit

<3

>>34844362
Brack bby whay?! :'(

Well shit

>instagram.com/p/9J3gI1Rt2o/

>>34844322
>literally only one person dislikes me

600mg test e5d and nofap

kill me now

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>>34844419
his core is unreal

pic fucking related

>>34844407
>You're extremely autistic then
anon pls, you know I freely admit to being a genuine autist
Link canarys comment then faggit :^)

Do you mean that one week I took dbol a few times while I was trying tren?

Nah mate, I literally tell you guys every time I get mired, never once had anyone who lifts compliment my appearance or talk to me about training......
You're trying super hard and I'm just enjoying it

>>34844423
>e5d
Which ester?

>>34844452
Looks like a snake's belly.

>>34844423
>e5d
Why are you doing nofap lol. I'll never understand people that abstain from having a wank if they want one

>>34844423
Just fap man. Nobody's judging.

My balls aren't sensitive at all during a cycle, can't almost feel anything when i squeeze 'em. Anyone else have the same?

>>34844423
Why nofap?
What's the point?

>>34844452
Mirin

>>34844112
>bitches
You mean those 16-year olds or black trannies?

It's still remarkable, that beside your fetish for black dicks, you also are a pedo.

I'am really worried about that dent. It probably caused some crazy sexiual disorder. I have seen this shit on tv breh. I'am not kidding.

>>34844480
>still going on

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Can a fat person that has their diet and training on point speed up their transformation from fat to fit with the help of AAS as long as they are running AI to help fight estro sides?


I always hear about how you need to drop to a certain bf% to "earn it" but i mean...its fraud....who cares how it happens as long as it does.

>>34844499
Yes. It's still stupid though.

>>34844459
>Looks like a snake's belly.

As in you think of his dick and try to rationalize it by saying you thought about a snake? Yeah right.

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>>34844508

Stupid? Explain please.

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>>34844459
enanthate

>>34844460
>>34844464
>>34844478
cus i used to fap and watch porn 1-3 times a day everyday in a week, trying to keep it down to like once a week and as little porn as possible

this test confidence is getting me chicks though

>>34844499
If your diet isn't on point. You shouldn't be roiding. (If you're still fat, your diet can't be on point, because you've never had practice eating at maintenance at a healthy weight.)

Also high body fat means more estro-sides.

>>34844470
Anyone?

What does manlet gains look like? Actually that bad or bad for fraud standards?

>>34844574
My balls are awesome sensitive on cycle. Might blow my load just from a girl licking the underside of my balls. My balls still feel like empty useless sacks of flesh though.

>>34844539
And as I said to Canary I am talking about anons, not trips
My implication is that the whole of 3-4 anons that get butthurt over me posting and tripping none have ever posted a body pic to prove they are even worth listening too
Until they do I'm just gonna keep assuming they are pear shaped nerds who don't even lift

And at the end of the day I'm not about to stop posting just because some anon attempts to make fun of me. I just laugh at how pointless it is trying to make fun of someone over the Internet

>>34844542
Ahhh I getcha
Good call man, you'll feel better for it for sure

>>34844591
>Strive for more, you're on roids which are nearly magic.

Maybe he has bad jewnetics.

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>>34844550


Lol. Your diet can be on point if you started out morbidly obese and are now currently obese.

I started out at 278, down to 225 but still pretty fat. Been researching cycles and am wanting to help fat loss, and muscle gain, and to do it as quickly/efficiently as possible.

>>34844499
I would never take gear to lose fat, only to maintain muscle if you're huge.

Diet down to like 10/12% bodyfat. You will look a lot better and you will have less e2 sides.

Diet is always the key. There is no easy way out.

>>34844593
So if you squeeze your testicle, does it hurt like it normally does?

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Very edgey in here tonight,

I'll write my diary. Currently around 30 tinder matches, and have the hottest milf ever sleeping at mine next Saturday

/diary entry

>>34844614
Cut the fuck down like a normal person before you hop on roids.

To my mind, roids should be seen as an "ultima ratio". Reach your potential first, if it isn't enough to you, then you might start to think about roiding.

In your case... You haven't reached your full potential. You're still a fat fuck. A little while ago you weren't even able to control the food that went in your mouth. But now you want to hop on the juice.

Do the fuck you want, but don't expect anyone to tell you it's a good idea.

>>34844542
>cus i used to fap and watch porn 1-3 times a day everyday

I fap 3+ times a day. Also
>tfw no gf

Maybe you're on to something anon

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>can you tell I have nothing to do at work today?
>fuck I love getting paid while arguing with strangers on the Internet

>>34844591
>see the error in your ways try harder
Harder to what?
Not post stuff you dislike?
Lift?

You obviously know that even with roids this shit takes time and if you know so much then you'd know I was skinnyfat dyel at the start of this year and have only been on roids since jun-jul

Plus it's a bit hard to make massive sick cunt gains when you're just experimenting to learn about hormones and don't even go to a gym kek

Don't worry, I got this shit. Next blast is planned out and training is gonna step up a notch
I'll get big and juicy just for you bby

>>34844642
You get those 30 year olds super liking you too?

You guys where right, after job hunting for 1 year I tweaked my resume a little bit and twisted the reality and now I already worked 3weeks in my new job for a major electronic producer got a new phone and laptop as a gift and earning 2,5k per month.
Now I just need to keep the job.
And I already spent a good part of my salary to stock up on roids

Boss live

>>34844650
>don't even go to a gym kek
Home gym master race?

>>34844642
What is with everyone loving milfs?
I've never seen the attraction
I always go the other way and try to fuck 18yo girls
Meanwhile all my mates act like there's something wrong with that

>>34844614
the sticky says that you can use low TRT levels for fat loss but its your call. You see people doing powerlifting on steroids even tho they are fat as fuck.You need to cut regardless

>>34844647
when i realised it was getting harder to find porn that excited me, that was a wake up call, fapping once a week makes me fucking thirst for any hole that goes, and i feel alot better with myself/less shamefull or whatever u wanna call it

cut down on the faps people

>>34844663
Getting some younger ones now

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>>34844650
>I was skinnyfat dyel at the start of this year
>Plus it's a bit hard to make massive sick cunt gains when you're just experimenting to learn about hormones and don't even go to a gym kek

You're trolling right?

>>34844671
good job buddy

My gf won't let me lick her butthole. I want to do it. Is it worth it? Or am I just gonna be grossed out after i cum?

>>34844678
I've only banged one milf, but it was great.

After a kid the pussy's a little looser, so you can really tear that shit up without crying and/or blood. lol

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>>34844644

I just think its funny that everyones like get to your natural potential first. THEN do roiding. i feel like its some sort of initiation process or something. like if you can combat the e2 sides whats the big deal?


Im not trying to be a dick just asking.

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>>34844650
Not gonna get into this fight but you must admit it's ironic how you claim only people who look good are allowed to judge you, but you started all this off by judging someone without looking good yourself, lol

>>34844709
Never go ass to mouth.

>>34844720
>natural potential first

You don't have to be at your natty limit. Just be not-fat.

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>>34844678

I'm not discriminatory, I'll beat the brakes off anything that doesn't weigh more than I do

although death by snoo snoo would be p nice

>>34844677
To an extent
I want cables and more weight though

Start of this year I was in a shitload of debt so I couldn't afford a gym membership, or even protein haha

>>34844702
Get it in sooooooon!!

>>34844704
Serious
How am I trolling?

>>34844709
Talk to her about it?

>>34844718
I've fucked girls who have had kids and it fucking sucks
Just doesn't feel as good

>>34844718
Hahaha

>>34844728
Translate it cunt

>>34844720
>I just think its funny that everyones like get to your natural potential first. THEN do roiding. i feel like its some sort of initiation process or something.

It's because you need to gather enough knowledge about training/diet etc etc. This takes time. It's logical.

Why would you waste your gear and time?

>>34844728
boom, lights out

>>34844728
Never made that claim
I'm pointing out how there's a couple of anons who always try to talk shit but have never posted pics to blow me out
I mean, why try so hard relentlessly when you can't even back it up?
>by judging someone without looking good yourself
Someone who isn't going to ever see me judging and cmon, I don't have giant arms and lmaonochest
At least I'm in proportion with skinny arms and chest kek

>>34844750
Haha oh god pls

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>>34844720
So basically what you're trying to say is that, somehow, you had such a horrendous diet you became obese and that from one day to the next you became knowledgeable enough about both dieting and training that moreover have the dedication to see it through unlike up till now in your life.

It's normal that everyone is doubting it.

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>Mfw Canary just drops in and blows shit apart

Fucking translate it cunt lol

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>>34844752
>Plus it's a bit hard to make massive sick cunt gains when you're just experimenting to learn about hormones and don't even go to a gym kek
Are you 100% sure about this statement?

The reason you're not making crazy gains is because not eating enough and drinking energy drinks.

Come on breh.

>>34844874
Is that a videogame?

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>>34844874
Well, in the sentence he just said he takes steroids without going to the gym.

Maybe the "not going to the gym" has something to do with it.

>>34844862
Pls

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>>34844888
nig what

>>34844892
>Maybe the "not going to the gym" has something to do with it.

Hell yeah. Keep up that sarcasm. I love it.

>>34844862
Cheeky I thought you were natty wtf

>>34844919
Who me? Wut?

When should I get a blood test after starting test cycle? Is after 4 weeks ok? Just to check if everything is ok since it's dirt cheap here.

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>>34844910
I wasn't being sarcastic there for once lol

I'm not sure why he'd take steroids without going to the gym but at the same time he's right in saying it's difficult to make gains without it.

Also, ass.

>>34844874
Well I already established a while ago that I was under what I expected I was
So I started eating more
But when you're fucking with hormones for the first time and just yoloing do you really expect to be making the same gains as knowing what you're doing?

Also hard to make the same gains with just a bench and Dumbbells as cables and machines

>why is any of this news to people?
>have talked freely about all of this since December last year
>it's like you think I've been pretending I'm in a top notch gym with experienced hormone regime

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>>34844848


Used to play football, and weight train, did martial arts. Had a horrific injury and got sad and fat. been cleared for a while now and figured it was time to make a change a while ago. I feel like i have all the basics now that im motivated. Not some fat neckbeard thats never lifted...no offense to you lurkers out there lol


Would AAS benefit a guy like me that just let himself go for a while but is now back on point and trying to be efficient?


sorry for not putting in all my info at first guys.

>>34844910
Because I lift at home
Because I haven't been able to afford a gym membership
As I've said since day one

>mfw 36 matches now
(Shakes bollocks at mastest)

>>34844963
we've had a discussion about you and decided its time you stop roiding.
please pick up your natty card and leave

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>>34844959
Yeah AAS would speed up the process quite a bit

Gotta work on that women pics game though.

>>34844964
See, shit's easy.

I just can't get the decent ones to go beyond fuck buddies tho', but what can you do. It's tinder after all.

>>34844910
>nig what

That picture looked like a gfx...

>>34844964
how many of those would mastest have swiped right on though?

getting high volume by scraping the bottom of 'questionable 24 year olds' barrell might not be a fair comparison.

tinder seems really popular with the ladies. be more picky and spend your time on the ones you really like.

or not. maybe practices on all the duds you've found is a good way to learn some tinder game before upping your game.

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>>34844981


lol sorry. im older than tinder stuff. just older women i used to bang

>>34844986
I've got my eye on a few who i'll go after, the others are just Girls to talk to

>>34844964
>mfw 36 matches now

Do you have shirtless pics or what?

>>34844992
I wish I could get more 24 year old matches. 80% of mine are inexperienced 19 year olds.

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>>34844941
He still wonders about it.

>>34844963
>Because I haven't been able to afford a gym membership
But you can afford gear?

Come on breh. You're making excuses. Just get a gym membership, diet etc. and stop the gear.

>>34844988
It's a butterface. I put a paper bag on her head.

>>34844992
Lel she's not that bad

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>>34845005
>Alb was on 175 test 250 tren and 250~ mast
To be fair wasn't that his cruise

Alb has done his 1g+ tren blasts in the day too.

Agreed on him looking amazing though.

>>34845021
The dates I've been on where we talked about Tinder the women usually mentioned they swipe left on people without shirts on.

I guess that might be the difference between relationship n' fwb women on Tinder though.

>>34845021
No I have a full figure selfie in clothes, again a full figure one but in the tanning salon under the blue uav lighting and then one in the gym

Gonna be on >>34844986 levels soon

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>>34845023
>Inexperienced
>19 years old
Pick one.

Where do you live where a 19 year old hasn't been through 5 dudes at least.

>>34844973
But pls. I just injected test this morning

>>34845005
Alb also knows a fuck load more than I do
Gym membership was honestly more expensive than roids at the time
Now the prices have come down because there's competition plus I'm not in serious debt, so I can afford one

>>34845029
See reply above for costs and gym membership

>>34845037
>him
does anyone have pics of Alb? Id love to see what he looks like

>>34845041
Well, you must look like you lift in clothes tho.

Never seen you, so I wouldn't know.

But for a lot of guys it's really difficult to get so many matches with normal pics.

>>34845049
Well I considered 10+ and not being confused when they get lifted/pushed/tossed experienced.
They've definitely fucked a couple people, yeah.

>>34845066
Just add something they can laugh / comment on in one of your pictures or your bio, then you could probably be 5/10 and get plenty.

>>34845066
The gym one is with a pump. The uav lighting helps you look good and I took a few attempts at the "normal" selfie picture.

Chicks play with lighting and angles and shit.....gotta play them at there own game lol

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>>34844750
>I'll beat the brakes off anything that doesn't weigh more than I do

lol This is pretty much my one rule. Although I've broken it a couple of times.

>>34844988
Cause there's a bag shooprf over the sloot's head.

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>>34844964
Shit man. You must look like some hot shot. Mind sharing your secrets/pics?

>>34845108
Yeah 5xF cheeky cumshots
:3
>no homo

>>34843201

How many did you date/fuck/kill?

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>>34845108
Aaayyy.

>>34845125
You're not that one dox guy that added me, right?

I've got 295 matches in 2 months but I run out of chicks that live near my retard duch city. I need more meat.

>>34845084
>Just add something they can laugh / comment on in one of your pictures or your bio

What could that be?

I'm not really creative

>>34845097
One day I might look good enough for the sloots...

>>34845145
>You're not that one dox guy that added me, right?

u wot m8?

>>34845146
>I've got 295 matches in 2 months

What the fuck? Are you a male model?

>>34845168

No, I just swipe everything to the right. I don't know how but I had the paid version of Tinder for a month or so I could swipe all day long.

I do match with pigs quite often tho.

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>>34845145
Tell me your secret. I want to be like you guys.

Show me your pictures from Tinder, i want to know what kind of pictures i must post to get all kind of girls. Come on, give me some input

>>34845146
Waar kom je vandaan homo?

>>34845149
>You can call me your trampoline, cuz I'll be fun for about 2 weeks then spend the rest of my life in your parents back yard gathering dust
You'd be amazed how the most random shit gets responses

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r8 waifu

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>>34845196

Rotterdam vuille flikker. Kom vechten dan big guy

>>34845149
Add a picture of you lifting some celebrity and say you have a dream lifting every celebrity.
Have a picture of that one time you rode a camel.
Add some picture with you and a litter of puppies or whatever.
Write about how you once spent 3 days living on coconuts in the jungle.

Anything interesting that has happened in your life beyond 'I like foods, wines, fucking bitches and lifting iron'.

>>34845153
Somebody super liked me with a 'Doxed brah' profile text a couple hours ago. - 17 dates, 8 fbs, 5 of the dates too, kind of want to kill 1 person.

>>34845196
I actually don't even know if you've posted about Tinder here before. You got some easy 10/10s going?

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guys will I go bald if I roid? my hairline is pretty meh but it's always been that way desu. It looks similair to pic related

I'm 21

>>34845229
>Somebody super liked me with a 'Doxed brah' profile text a couple hours ago. - 17 dates, 8 fbs, 5 of the dates too, kind of want to kill 1 person


wasnt me breh

>>34845240
You'll look like your dad after 1 year of test.

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>>34845224
fucking kakkerlak.

>>34845229
No, i just want to see your pictures. Not your bitches.

>>34845240
most likely

>>34845269
Mas that sounds gay.
You top or bottom?

>>34845229
>Add a picture of you lifting some celebrity and say you have a dream lifting every celebrity.

I never lifted a celebrity. Fuk me

>Anything interesting that has happened in your life beyond 'I like foods, wines, fucking bitches and lifting iron'.

FML then. I tried with "I'm a law student, ask me anything."

Didn't work. Oh well.

>>34845284
'Swipe right and I'll get you out for your DUI for 2 drinks.'

>>34845269
You're a huge kanker jood. I imagine them bitches swiping right like crazy if you post a pic of you in your wifebeater with a pump

>>34845269
>>34845250
Guess I'll have to stay natty then

>>34845298
out of*. I need to sleep.

>>34845269

m8 don't even go there pauper jood. Je komt zeker uit die openriool stad?

>>34845298
Will that be funny or desperate?

>>34845301
The fuck is a kanker jood lol?

>>34845329

cancer jew. If you support ajax amsterdam you are a cancer jew.

>>34845279
Why is everyone so insecure over here. You post your picture everywhere but here. Off all places.

>>34845301
You're a kind kid. Mind sharing pics? I might be (slightly homo)

>>34845319
Het zuiden

>>34845323
Depends on the girl. The idea is for you to write something YOU find funny. The girls that swipe on you will find YOU funny then.

>>34845353
I mean I'll go either way with you Mas, you wild beast - I only post my pictures on Tinder.

>>34845353
>Het zuiden

oh dear

>>34845366
What about...

I'll give you money if you swipe right.

>>34845388
I mean that sounds desperate to me, but if you find it funny go for it.

I imagine you'll pick up some good whores, escorts and gold diggers with it.

>>34845399
Wtf.

It was supposed to be the kind of "HAHA THIS FUCKING GUY" that makes them swipe right, because they don't take it seriously.

>>34845399
>or cam girls
Hey come watch me for intimate time baby, I look for good lover who last long time

>>34845412
You're a butterful flower mate, don't let me judge you. You can spread yourself on any woman's butter. Just believe in your bodyfat.

>>34845415
Looks like someone knows what he's talking about.

>>34845428
Don't leave me hanging man.

But after all. Isn't it like they all say... On tinder (and usually online) it's all about the pictures.

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>>34845366
I have a weakness for twinks. Are looking like one?

I just need an imagination, so i can fapp to it later.

While listening to you guys about not sharing pictures, i just realized i have utter respect for my man JM for sharing all his secrets