ITT You realize playing the role of Gaston is like entering a new world of alphaness.
Look at the fucking murder these gaston bros get away with.
>hitting on married women
>having girls from 12-30 gushing (literally) in your lap, hanging on your arm
>making husbands and boyfriends jealous as fuck and getting away with it
This thread will be a case study
Here Gaston makes a 16 yr old girl almost pass out.
Notice his subtle reaction to finding out she's 16.
Here we see Gaston hitting on a married woman in front of her husband (this happens all the time) and her trying not to swoon too much
Gaston literally stealing the show to the point that his attendant has to tell people to back up
>those women swooning over him
>ERRMERGERR HE IS SO PERFECT LERRLL
Here Gaston is soaking more underage panties - this girl in particular is wearing daisy dukes so small they might as well be panties.
Shit is ridiculous. Look at all the playing of the hair, the swaying of the hips - girls this young can't control their hormones or body language whatsoever.
>this is a cringe thread
Yeah, now that you're here using the word "cringe" and crying about "muh lack of representation". If you want minorities to be ever-present go watch TV, these videos were shot in the real world, faggot.
>8 posters, 15 replies
(which also wasn't me).
What I'm sensing is some major insecurity and butthurt from a beta minority who can never aspire to be Gaston. Perfectly understandable.
Yeah they have different actors, some are much better than others.
The guy who made recent fame with the pushup contest (see vid) is one of the better ones,
The next best is the guy who has a very similar voice to Patrick Warburton pic related.
Reading the comments, never knowing how many girls are actually turned on by the Gaston persona
It's hilarious, right?
Youtube comments (especially from the girls who actually met Gaston) include
>I am so in love with him
>I can't get over him
>lol he is such a jerk and so sexist but so charming I LOVE HIM
Real eye opener.
Here are some of Gaston's trademark moves
>pull a girl up to him real tight (see vid)
>looking girls in the eye to make them wet and then looking away as if suddenly disinterested
>taking their books away from them and putting them on the ground "lol you shouldn't have this you're a woman" or handing them to the nearest man
>making jokes about how women should be in the kitchen or making him sandwiches, not thinking for themselves (see vid)
and also as seen in the vid above
>good with children by teasing them and playing along, which also makes women swoon like fuck
As an educated expert in the field, by which I mean I read that article Cracked ran on Disney Parks actors, the benefits make up for the low pay. Turnover at the parks is extremely low.
This country was made great by exploitation of slave labor and then exploitation of immigrant labor. This country would be a bunch of faggots in pointy hats living on the east coast if not for blacks, Chinese, spics and potato eaters
Here we see Gaston lecturing two small children on the superiority of a keto diet
>What did you have for breakfast Gaston?
>"60 eggs. What did YOU have for breakfast"?
>"Cereal?! Those are CARBS don't you want to get shredded like me brah!?"
>betas discover the true nature of woman us alphas have known this whole time
I'm part native american and I have this to say to you:
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES.
>da ebil white mans
GTFO and head back to your lands of origin if this shit is so imporatnt to you that you faggots feel the need to derail a fucking GASTON thread with your tired victim mentality bullshit.
Check out this Gaston, truly bizzarro world trying to fit a mexican in as Gaston LMAO
>go to Disneyworld stoked to meet Gaston
>meet this guy instead
That cocky whiney guy aint that bad, dont know of anyone who can do one arm pushups. But calling out a disney character resets his level to omega.
Fit, Confident, Funny, Charming, Value (because he's a Disney character)
He's basically everything you need to be to get a women.
It's kind of cheating though because chicks love Disney, so they'd love him no matter what.
I'm 1/4 and belong to another tribe. Get rekt you fucking nobody.
>lol you're not even dark i bet
Cool story. Guess how many of my ancestors were taken as slaves? None, because only fucking vaginas become slaves instead of fighting to the death, and only retards fight to the death instead of using their superior brain to make political agreements with the white man.
Let me just kick you off the heel of my shoe like the piece of shit you are and carry on now.
troll or not, this kind of jealousy exists out there...and it's hilarious!
>yfw most black people in America aren't descened from slaves
>It's kind of cheating though because chicks love Disney, so they'd love him no matter what
Is there a tier list for Disney actors? All the non-mascot dudes probably pull major pussy, but Gastons and Aladdins have a livelier character to work with than, say, Charmings and Phillips.
John Smith as voiced by Mel Gibson was a pretty cool dude
Can't find any footage of disneyworld actors of him though
>betas discover the true nature of woman us alphas have known this whole time
But they have known the true nature of women for some time now, they just wallow in cynicism instead of exploiting it. Remember the whole nice guy thing? That was originally intended to call out their true nature.
>mfw live in Orlando
>mfw you're wrong
you're wrong on so many fucking levels. It's the exact opposite actually. Black people usually stick to the rides rather than the characters.
The amount of poon this guy gets honestly must be unbelievable. If he's a part of the college internship program, the dorms they have are literally orgy houses. Look up the dorm "Vista Way", it was rated like the easiest place to get laid outside of the playboy mansion.
these videos aren't showing the girls "wetting their panties" and "nearly passing out", you're personal perspective is skewed and making you interpret these videos inappropriately. half the time they're laughing at him because he's ridiculous, ridiculous things are funny- not because hes "sexy" or whatever. it sounds more like OP has some weird male version of prince charming fixation/complex
Pic of your body please
>This country was made great by exploitation of slave labor and then exploitation of immigrant labor
and who was doing the exploitation? White people. You basically just said white people made this country great through slave labor and exploitation of immigrants. We all agree.
Everything he's doing he's doing within the confines of the character so everyone realizes it's a joke and not serious, and takes it as such.
The person playing Gaston is an attractive man that is actually charming and personable, but it's not that by itself that causing the behavior to have the reaction that it's having. There's charming roguish behavior and then there's acting like Gaston.
Or do you aspies actually think that if you walked up to a random woman irl and threw the book she was reading in the trash she'd want to fuck you because of it?
how does it feel to know that you fell for a reddit troll?
haha, i'd kill myself, but you probably have more respect for yourself than i do, so you'll probably chemically castrate.
>Or do you aspies actually think that if you walked up to a random woman irl and threw the book she was reading in the trash she'd want to fuck you because of it?
wait, oh fuck don't tell me... oh jesus christ. This is where I fucked it all up.. Fuuuucckkkk
If they get that you're supposed to be Gaston then it will work. For things that are within character anyway.
You'd probably also have to be in a setting where it makes sense for someone to dress up as someone else (some con, street performance, etc.) I wouldn't recommend dressing up as Gaston to go hit on women in dive bars in front of their husbands.
>mfw some autist yells "13 will get you 20!" at 2:30
im crying from laughing
the mom doesnt even understand she just says "the girls are 13!"
Gaston stabbed the beast in the side, and killed him. Gaston won. If stupid magic bullshit hadn't happened, the beast would be dead, and the village would have been saved. Gaston was the hero of that movie.
Gaston fires a blunderbuss three times in a row without reloading, overhead presses three grown women and a bench with one arm, bites through leather, and fights a ten foot literal monster to a standstill. He has magic of his own.
you forgot to mention actually having the balls to go on a fucking roof in a damn downpour to kill a literal MONSTER for a women and actually legpressing said 1 ton monster off him and throwing him a good amount of space back
Really though, Gaston is the hero of that movie. Think about it. From a 17th century peasant's perspective, Gaston is the best thing that could possibly happen to a village. He's clearly an extremely accomplished hunter, and it's likely that he shares his meat with everybody (in every possible way). He decorates the town tavern, keeps the village fed with his hunting and his outrageously large chicken farm, and protects them when an insane man's aloof daughter starts ranting and raving about how kind a ten foot tall monster is. Sure, he tries to have Maurice thrown in an asylum to manipulate Belle, but honestly? Maurice belongs in an asylum! That wood chopper machine is a war crime waiting to happen. Note that Belle doesn't bat an eye when her fucking house explodes from within; Maurice isn't providing her with a very safe home life. Gaston trying to imprison Maurice is a dick move, but guess what? The beast actually DOES imprison Maurice! If she took her nose out of the books for one fucking second and tried to make friends, rather than strutting around like she's better than everybody else in town, maybe she'd realize that Gaston isn't such a bad guy. She takes the time to get to know the real beast underneath all his rage, why not get to know the real Gaston under his arrogance?
The beast is a beta rage bitch. He's so bitter about the hand he's dealt that he isn't taking advantage of being a ten foot lion/buffalo/bear. Go tear a deer apart instead of sitting around bitching at your candle stick, Jesus Christ
mr shavershian what will your pleasure be?
the needle full of tren goes in your rear end
youll never see 23
the beast was like fucking 10 when he got cursed man. he just answers the door like a normal kid, doesn't let the creepy ass witch in, and she curses his whole damn life away. cut him some slack.
>Jeff going to meet and greet Gaston
>Tries to challenge and win Gaston
>Gaston absolutely humiliates him by not being an autist
>Secuirity throws Joff out for being too fag
Let this happen.
>Jeff going to meet and greet Gaston
>hit it off and go for drinks
>Gaston absolutely dominates him in the butt
>Security throws Joff out for not being faggy enough to ride this ride
"Go ahead smile like you are making a sandwich"
>come in thread
>some say it's cause the dude playing Gaston is Alpha so women love him
>some say it's cause it's in character and women joke with him
y not both
I'm sure some of the women like it for the joke and some of the women enjoy it as more then just a joke. Not everyone is the same faggots
Ok I worked at disneyworld at meet the gastons back stage.
Every. Single. One is a flaming faggot (literally a homosexua, 95% or male character actors arel) and is stick thin otherwise he can't fit in the muscle suit.
...sorry to burst your bubble. He's a great character but the reality is extremely disappointing.
>country was made great by slave labor
The Thirteen Colonies were a backwards shit hole when slave labor was allowed in all of them. Over time slavery was gradually outlawed in the north and then only allowed in Southern states.
The entire slave population of the United States accounted for less than thirteen percent of the overall population at the advent of the Civil War. The South was partially dependent on slave labor and large plantations, and much of its wealth was in slaves, but the South had a smaller economy and smaller population relative to the North. That's why they lost the war.
You'd have a better argument with immigrant exploitation, which is still wrong. If you want the best chance for a white guilt argument, I'd go with the harm done to the indigenous people by manifest destiny.
I hope the next time you bring up this topic you remember that more than three hundred thousand Union troops died during the Civil War, and over six hundred thousand Americans overall. It's the bloodiest war in American history by far, both in overall casualties and in terms of percentage of population.
Nah, I was just surprised at HOW thin they actually had to be so they could be gaston. Thought it was interesting.
The criteria for gaston in the musical show at disneyworld was a lot less strict, as having a voice was the most important thing. One of the first gastons they ever had was a college American football player and he's one of the only people ever been allowed to play gaston without the suit.
It's like Tiana, the black princess from Princess and the Frog, her dress has a built in butt padding to give her a larger ass. The kicker is they have to find a black chick with no ass so it actually looks proper. None of the costumes are tailored so finding people who fit the is the most important criteria (along with height)
>exploitation of immigrant labor
>having people with no skills work jobs that require no skill and are thus not well paying is wrong
Should we have made the Chinese who built the railroads (a myth, by the way) doctors instead?
When the low class Irish peasants came over in droves, should we have made them lawyers?
It's like a Somalian cab driver today who comes to the USA and then has no skills. They get the best job available to them. It's not mass exploitation, it's part of immigrating to a new country where you don't speak the language and have no human capital.
...and I agree
it was amazing watching some of the actors back stage walk out and immediately being completely in character, especially when they were actually very different to them (like the actors playing gaston or Alice from Alice in wonderland)
The absolute worst thing to witness was parenting bringing their little kids up to characters then in front of everyone announcing that they are fake and blah blah blah.
(Yes I note I did a similar thing, but firstly no here is a child and secondly my point was gaston isn't really being super confident, but rather having fun pretending to be. It was really odd listening to the gay guys who were actors talking about how fun it was pretending to be straight)
I honestly wouldnt mind the heat since I grew up in south texas, and I love acting and performing. Do you think there is a Disney role that would actually use my talent as a magician.
This isn't /r9k/
The guy from disneyworld here.
Obviously disneyworld is in Florida, so the characters would only go out for about 20min at a time before going back stage/switching with a double
The characters like Mickey and Donald are the ones who really suffered in the heat, I heard of a few instances of them passing out in front of everyone.
As for magician, the only character that comes to mind is the villain from princess and the frog... Are you a tall skinny black guy?
They do have performing roles that aren't well know characters though, so just keep an eye out on the Disney auditions site I guess. I'd imagine there would more likely be something on the cruise ships or resorts for a magician
...it doesn't pay that great btw
They are poor because they have no skills. Most can barely speak English, which is a prerequisite for almost any high paying job.
They aren't exploited, they are fairly compensated for their labor in the vast majority of situations.
Just because you move to the USA doesn't guarantee you a six figure income and a house in the suburbs. You have to work, educate yourself, and make money.
Immigrants aren't exploited when they take jobs picking fruit or mowing lawns. They can't do anything else.
Next you'll say teenagers are exploited when they work for McDonald's.
There are laws and regulations regarding working conditions in the United States. They are, by and large, followed. Lots of central Americans work in the food industry or drive a taxi for example. I would hardly call working in a kitchen or driving a car terrible conditions. They aren't swimming in untreated sewage or sifting through industrial waste looking for recyclable metals.
It's not as hard as you think.
The biggest competition is for the princess roles, but most of the girls auditioning are delusional anyway.
They are virtually always advertising for characters (or any job really) people come and go like the wind
Im not talkig about now faget. Im talking about back then, when labour really was exploited as fuck, workig conditions were terrible, child labour, and zero regard for safety on the job
After working at disneyworld I decided to do some acting classes and comedy courses and it's fun as fuck, even if you have no intensions of doing acting.
For the record, experience means absolutely nothing when going for a Disney character. The criteria in order goes
3. Smile (and not being a stiff autist)
Everything else they teach, and explicitly make it care they don't give a shit about previous experience.
What I take from that, is that it reinforces my believe that confidence > all.
You can't behave like Gaston in public because you aren't in the same context but the women are still attracted to the confidence in which Gaston behaves.
5'10? Last I checked you had to be atleast 6'0 for gaston (princes were 5'10-6'0), what's the location?
And from every single person I've talked to, they measure you 3/4 of an inch taller than you really are, so 5'9 and a half would be over 5'10 according to Disney.
So immigrants were just as exploited as natives, is what you're saying? So they weren't exploited more, just that everyone was being exploited?
I have to disagree with you, considering what I take the term exploitation to mean.
And to add, for gaston they would normally go for as tall as they could find. Think about 6'4
My experience was that they love the ridiculousness of the character, and the idea of if they fucked gaston they could claim I fucked gaston". Hell girls were exactly the same about the idea of fucking the guy playing goofy. Most however just liked playing along, they new it wasn't real which is why they love it so much.
It's exactly the same with guys and the princess's, everyone is just looking for notches on the belt and bragging rights.
I just noticed it. This is my nightmare fuck you america with your niggers
Mate this is the company that celebrates gay day, yet scolds its staff if they look up in the sky at this nut with a plane who used to write "Jesus loves you" in the sky every single day above the park.
Disney is fucking crazy.
so you get paid for wearing compression shirt and pants to show off your gains with belt to further enhance the V-taper and hide gut while also wearing gloves and boots to hide baby wrists and calves
The best is watching characters like Pluto or goofy go to walk back stage and some kid comes running up in front of them, and the character face palms them out of their way.
Also they can't see directly down at their toes, so ive seen goofy kick a 4 year old flying and trip over and get stuck on a kid in a wheelchair hooked up to a oxygen machine
Oh and justin bieber got kicked out of disneyworld for punching goofy. This is fact.
>throws their books down
>the happily pick them up after with big smiles on their faces
Are you deliberately obtuse or just stupid?
I'm talking about people born in the colonies or in the states.
You're contending that some vast majority of society was exploited, and I'm asking if you're saying immigrants were as exploited as native citizens, not indigenous people that were murdered and pushed off their land.
I think you need a better understanding of history and what the term "exploitation" means in a historical context during the 18th and 19th centuries.
The kids are exploring their sexuality in a way that's guarateed to be non-threatening, since they know there's no way anything will come from it. it's the same reason tween girls are so into boybands.
>The guy from disneyworld here.
>Obviously disneyworld is in Florida, so the characters would only go out for about 20min at a time before going back stage/switching with a double
This is fucking false, you retard.
Each meeting is like 5 minutes in length on average, and there are lines of people waiting to meet the actor - so you're telling me every 4 meetings the actor disappears and a new one comes out so that the people in line actually SEE the switch and don't get to meet the actor they wanted to meet?
Stop fucking posting in my thread and as other anons pointed out: people like you belong in reddit.
>hey everyone I ACTUALLY WORKED at ___ so let me regale you with my bullshit that I'm making up
damnn... what kind of drugs is he on?
Maybe i'm just a total introvert autist, but there is no way I could keep that level of interaction and charisma up for hours on end. Unless they do short shifts, it just seems like an extremely tough job. Plus everyone is always filming you so you gotta pretty much be on your A game from start to finish.
something tells me the guys want the gaston D more than the girls do
>Oh shit. Im sorry..
girls find him funny cause its innocent and safe
I bet loads of sluts and moms pass him numbers exactly because of this "he isnt dangerous" factor
i got with several women by being overly flirtatious and just hitting in way that is way over the top. i think it works cause you're showing clearly what you want in a fun way, no hidden agenda. + its super easy to give compliments once you've taken on this 'role'
>Sorry for what?
>My Daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Yeah except gaston had a very piss poor treatment towards Belle who's opinion as a woman didn't mean anything to him ultimately. She wanted to be free to live how she wanted with being educated, seeing more than just the town and having a fuller life than being some dudes homely wife. His entire being bothered her from the start and despite many times rejecting him, he refused to take the hint, going all "nice guy" on her.
He threw her father in jail to manipulate her and EVEN THOUGH she backs up that the beast wasn't a terrible being, he was insanely jealous after she calls Gaston a monster (Yeah Beast did the same thing with locking her father up then her but let's be honest, Beast redeems himself after letting her go because he didn't want to force her into anything and let her make a choice for herself while Gastons a fucking asshat that fucking apologizes for nothing while ONLY going after the beast when he detects that Belle has feelings for him and he gets mad jelly over it. Dude is psychotic who can't ever lose gracefully and was willing to kill someone over it.)
Take note how in the end, the Beast didn't even fight him back initially and only did when he saw Belle returned and was pleading to Gaston to stop hurting the Beast. Gaston had a chance then to see that he really isn't as "murderous" or "fearsome" as he painted the beast to be to the town but he clearly didn't give two shits. He was just royally but hurt over the idea of losing Belle to him.
Y'all need to chill with your Gaston Worship. Dudes an entertaining character and was a really charming villain but don't warp the actual events of the movie by putting in all these circumstantial stuff like "Oh he musta fed an ENTIRE VILLAGE that supposedly couldn't do that before with the huge amount of men in it. Truly he's the towns savior." Youre edging into fedora territory with this shit.
>Yeah except gaston had a very piss poor treatment towards Belle who's opinion as a woman didn't mean anything to him ultimately. She wanted to be free to live how she wanted with being educated, seeing more than just the town and having a fuller life than being some dudes homely wife. His entire being bothered her from the start and despite many times rejecting him, he refused to take the hint, going all "nice guy" on her.
>He threw her father in jail to manipulate her and EVEN THOUGH she backs up that the beast wasn't a terrible being, he was insanely jealous after she calls Gaston a monster (Yeah Beast did the same thing with locking her father up then her but let's be honest, Beast redeems himself after letting her go because he didn't want to force her into anything and let her make a choice for herself while Gastons a fucking asshat that fucking apologizes for nothing while ONLY going after the beast when he detects that Belle has feelings for him and he gets mad jelly over it. Dude is psychotic who can't ever lose gracefully and was willing to kill someone over it.)
>Take note how in the end, the Beast didn't even fight him back initially and only did when he saw Belle returned and was pleading to Gaston to stop hurting the Beast. Gaston had a chance then to see that he really isn't as "murderous" or "fearsome" as he painted the beast to be to the town but he clearly didn't give two shits. He was just royally but hurt over the idea of losing Belle to him.
>Y'all need to chill with your Gaston Worship. Dudes an entertaining character and was a really charming villain but don't warp the actual events of the movie by putting in all these circumstantial stuff like "Oh he musta fed an ENTIRE VILLAGE that supposedly couldn't do that before with the huge amount of men in it. Truly he's the towns savior." Youre edging into fedora territory with this shit.