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ITT You realize playing the role of Gaston is like entering

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ITT You realize playing the role of Gaston is like entering a new world of alphaness.

Look at the fucking murder these gaston bros get away with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-75sWKS7k

>hitting on married women
>having girls from 12-30 gushing (literally) in your lap, hanging on your arm
>making husbands and boyfriends jealous as fuck and getting away with it

This thread will be a case study
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>>30480476

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUbpn__fTE

Here Gaston makes a 16 yr old girl almost pass out.

Notice his subtle reaction to finding out she's 16.
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>>30480494

Here we see Gaston hitting on a married woman in front of her husband (this happens all the time) and her trying not to swoon too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWJOO3sak8c
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>>30480509

Gaston arm-wrestles fit milfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4MrNPU_9sA
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>>30480526

Gaston being a stud with yet more underage qts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB13DfbGTxk
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>>30480546

Gaston literally stealing the show to the point that his attendant has to tell people to back up

>those women swooning over him

>ERRMERGERR HE IS SO PERFECT LERRLL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq23bakM39k
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>>30480562

Here Gaston is soaking more underage panties - this girl in particular is wearing daisy dukes so small they might as well be panties.

Shit is ridiculous. Look at all the playing of the hair, the swaying of the hips - girls this young can't control their hormones or body language whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPY-oPWcb2Y
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the amount of white people there is making me sick. this is fucking uncomfortable to watch this is a cringe thread
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>>30480718
>this is a cringe thread

Yeah, now that you're here using the word "cringe" and crying about "muh lack of representation". If you want minorities to be ever-present go watch TV, these videos were shot in the real world, faggot.

Dismissed.
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>>30480718
Well, Disney world costs a lot of money. As far as I know theres not an inner city free disney world charity yet.
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>>30480718
you know what makes this a cringe thread?

the amount of samefagging by OP
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>>30480872
Providing lots of appropriately-spaced examples is not the same thing as samefaggotry.
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>>30480476
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>>30480718
dont you have some fried chicken to eat or drive by you should get to?
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>>30480476
80% of posts are the op ... nice
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>>30480872

You're fucking dumb, kid. We already told you to leave btw.
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>>30480953

>8 posters, 15 replies

See

>>30480897
(which also wasn't me).

>>30480907
What I'm sensing is some major insecurity and butthurt from a beta minority who can never aspire to be Gaston. Perfectly understandable.
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>>30480476
>13 will get you 20
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>>30480476
>>30480494
i don't think that's the same guy
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>>30481144

Yeah they have different actors, some are much better than others.

The guy who made recent fame with the pushup contest (see vid) is one of the better ones,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0

The next best is the guy who has a very similar voice to Patrick Warburton pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtO8LXIBvo
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>disney fangirls get wet over disney character
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>>30480476
damn the girl with the frozen shirt on is so qt. No way she is 13 at that height.
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>>30480718
>there are white people in a white country founded by white people, built by white people and made great by white people

the horror
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>>30481228

Fuckin'ay she is adorable, even though her type-A personality might be a much for some guys. I have no problem believing she's 13.
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>>30480509
CUCK
U
C
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Reading the comments, never knowing how many girls are actually turned on by the Gaston persona
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>>30480718
We know pretending to be a tumblr mongoloid is a hilarious new meme but could you please be an le epic faggot somewhere else?
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>>30480476
>13 'll get ya 20
Fucking lost it
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i wonder how much does he earns for this job
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>>30481398
Apparently about 13 an hour but it's usually in combination with some internship shit so they are likely covering his tuition as well if he's in school.
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>>30481291

It's hilarious, right?

Youtube comments (especially from the girls who actually met Gaston) include

>I am so in love with him
>I can't get over him
>lol he is such a jerk and so sexist but so charming I LOVE HIM

Real eye opener.
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>>30480907

>Gaston's success triggered me
>I'll use the fedora image.jpg
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so what youre saying is that i should start behaving like him in rl?
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>>30481446
damm they're being jewed by disney
i mean they got to keep the looks, have to stay in the character all the time and even ignore a bunch of ignorant people
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>>30481479
Generally, yes. It's the alpha attitude like Zyzz.
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>>30480476
Here are some of Gaston's trademark moves

>pull a girl up to him real tight (see vid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43aCYH9AXg
>looking girls in the eye to make them wet and then looking away as if suddenly disinterested
>taking their books away from them and putting them on the ground "lol you shouldn't have this you're a woman" or handing them to the nearest man
>making jokes about how women should be in the kitchen or making him sandwiches, not thinking for themselves (see vid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bdyzc5sdQo
and also as seen in the vid above
>good with children by teasing them and playing along, which also makes women swoon like fuck
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>>30481201

>perhaps he needs a hand
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>>30481501
>that bitch in the second video

needs a slap
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>>30481501
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bdyzc5sdQo

this is so cute
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>>30481201
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtO8LXIBvo

best post in this thread.
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>>30480476
I'd get arrested on the first day of that job for sayings some massively inappropriate shit to a 13 year old gril
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe3gr0syxlg

dat pluto
top kek
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>>30481201
Elaine was a qt.
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>>30481612
Seinfeld will always be the best thing in nay thread
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>>30481493
As an educated expert in the field, by which I mean I read that article Cracked ran on Disney Parks actors, the benefits make up for the low pay. Turnover at the parks is extremely low.
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>>30481717
oh god that pluto
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this gaston is pretty shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUAysvb_C_c
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>>30481265
This country was made great by exploitation of slave labor and then exploitation of immigrant labor. This country would be a bunch of faggots in pointy hats living on the east coast if not for blacks, Chinese, spics and potato eaters
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>>30480476

Here we see Gaston lecturing two small children on the superiority of a keto diet

>What did you have for breakfast Gaston?
>"60 eggs. What did YOU have for breakfast"?
>...c-cereal...
>"Cereal?! Those are CARBS don't you want to get shredded like me brah!?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZynP5WQEoWk
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>>30481450
>betas discover the true nature of woman us alphas have known this whole time
Interesting.
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>>30481764
well disney is reputed to be one of the best work environments in the hospitality industry
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what are the reqs for being an actor in disneyland?i'm yet to see a short prince
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>>30481838

I'm part native american and I have this to say to you:

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES.

>da ebil white mans

GTFO and head back to your lands of origin if this shit is so imporatnt to you that you faggots feel the need to derail a fucking GASTON thread with your tired victim mentality bullshit.

>>30481826

Check out this Gaston, truly bizzarro world trying to fit a mexican in as Gaston LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ayANru9g-k


>go to Disneyworld stoked to meet Gaston
>meet this guy instead
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>>30481838
Lol sure thing lil bro
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>>30481872

Like the modeling industry, they require you to be from 6'0" to 6'3" so that all their princesses who range from 5'5" to 5'9" on average will look perfect with them.
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>>30481201
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0
That cocky whiney guy aint that bad, dont know of anyone who can do one arm pushups. But calling out a disney character resets his level to omega.
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>>30481881
>implying 1/16th cherokee counts as being "part native american"
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Fit, Confident, Funny, Charming, Value (because he's a Disney character)
He's basically everything you need to be to get a women.
It's kind of cheating though because chicks love Disney, so they'd love him no matter what.
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>>30481960
>being butthurt that a race other than your own is successful

Lol, you jelly
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>>30481852
pic of her body please
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>>30481960

I'm 1/4 and belong to another tribe. Get rekt you fucking nobody.

>lol you're not even dark i bet

Cool story. Guess how many of my ancestors were taken as slaves? None, because only fucking vaginas become slaves instead of fighting to the death, and only retards fight to the death instead of using their superior brain to make political agreements with the white man.

Let me just kick you off the heel of my shoe like the piece of shit you are and carry on now.
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>>30480718
troll or not, this kind of jealousy exists out there...and it's hilarious!
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>>30482008
>yfw most white people in America aren't descended from slave owners
>yfw most black people in America aren't descened from slaves
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>>30482034
>yfw most black people in America aren't descened from slaves
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>>30481982
>It's kind of cheating though because chicks love Disney, so they'd love him no matter what

Is there a tier list for Disney actors? All the non-mascot dudes probably pull major pussy, but Gastons and Aladdins have a livelier character to work with than, say, Charmings and Phillips.
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holy shit this gaston is ugly as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT07LgzuDgw
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>>30481838
Every great civilization was built on slave labor.
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>>30482114
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>>30482089

John Smith as voiced by Mel Gibson was a pretty cool dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-VyCmeO65M

Can't find any footage of disneyworld actors of him though
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>>30482144
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>>30481852
>betas discover the true nature of woman us alphas have known this whole time

But they have known the true nature of women for some time now, they just wallow in cynicism instead of exploiting it. Remember the whole nice guy thing? That was originally intended to call out their true nature.
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>>30482201
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>>30482213
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>>30482213
lmao
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>>30482213

lol
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>>30481717

>tigger facepushing everyone
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>>30480476
>dat zyzz pose at 2:55
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>>30482213

>when you see it
lol
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>>30480849
>mfw live in Orlando
>mfw you're wrong
you're wrong on so many fucking levels. It's the exact opposite actually. Black people usually stick to the rides rather than the characters.
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>>30482255
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>>30482282
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>>30480476

>expertly excludes the cutest one first

Perfection.
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>>30482272
I've only been twice, but every time I did it was pretty much black free.
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The amount of poon this guy gets honestly must be unbelievable. If he's a part of the college internship program, the dorms they have are literally orgy houses. Look up the dorm "Vista Way", it was rated like the easiest place to get laid outside of the playboy mansion.
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>>30482185

Didn't Christian Bale voice John Smith?
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>>30481681
cis genderism isnt a crime yet anon
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>>30480897
these videos aren't showing the girls "wetting their panties" and "nearly passing out", you're personal perspective is skewed and making you interpret these videos inappropriately. half the time they're laughing at him because he's ridiculous, ridiculous things are funny- not because hes "sexy" or whatever. it sounds more like OP has some weird male version of prince charming fixation/complex
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>>30481852
Pic of your body please
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>>30481852
>implying youtube comments made on a random disney character is any way shape or form equal to a fair representation of women
well i know why you can't find anyone decent
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>>30482642

>funny isn't sexy

how's virginity treating you?
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>>30482642

You sound gay.
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>>30482642
not sure how to treat a post like this.
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>>30481201
>Comment in the push-up video
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>>30482749
I'm jerking to it
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>>30481838
>This country was made great by exploitation of slave labor and then exploitation of immigrant labor
and who was doing the exploitation? White people. You basically just said white people made this country great through slave labor and exploitation of immigrants. We all agree.
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>>30482728
sweetie they're laughing at you, not with you
>>30482748
are you new to /fit/?
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>>30482785
Thats just trolls trolling trolls. Clearly a fake account.
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>>30480476
Everything he's doing he's doing within the confines of the character so everyone realizes it's a joke and not serious, and takes it as such.

The person playing Gaston is an attractive man that is actually charming and personable, but it's not that by itself that causing the behavior to have the reaction that it's having. There's charming roguish behavior and then there's acting like Gaston.

Or do you aspies actually think that if you walked up to a random woman irl and threw the book she was reading in the trash she'd want to fuck you because of it?
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>>30482805
"white people" doesnt make sense, there were a shit ton of Irish people exploited in the making of this country, and they're about as white as you can get
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>>30482785
how does it feel to know that you fell for a reddit troll?

haha, i'd kill myself, but you probably have more respect for yourself than i do, so you'll probably chemically castrate.
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>>30482390

>went to college in Orlando
>didn't know this

feels bad now that I can never go back and do that
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>>30482833
>Or do you aspies actually think that if you walked up to a random woman irl and threw the book she was reading in the trash she'd want to fuck you because of it?
wait, oh fuck don't tell me... oh jesus christ. This is where I fucked it all up.. Fuuuucckkkk
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>>30482833
But what if I dress up as Gaston and do that?
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>>30482943
Honestly might work.
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>>30482835
>Irish
>white

I smell IIDF
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>>30482943
If they get that you're supposed to be Gaston then it will work. For things that are within character anyway.

You'd probably also have to be in a setting where it makes sense for someone to dress up as someone else (some con, street performance, etc.) I wouldn't recommend dressing up as Gaston to go hit on women in dive bars in front of their husbands.
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>>30482943
come halloween, every fucker will be doing it
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>>30480476
>mfw some autist yells "13 will get you 20!" at 2:30
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>>30481201
>using good form in a pushup contest
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>>30482908
It works if you do it with a regular book, but women get real angry if you do it with a Kindle.
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>>30483023
im crying from laughing

the mom doesnt even understand she just says "the girls are 13!"
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>>30480476

I hope hes decently buff under all that shit.
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>>30480476
sadly he's not buff
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>>30482833
>>30482642

You are actually autistic, kek
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>>30483505
I'm >>30482833, not the other guy.
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>>30483559
lies captain autismo
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>>30482833
>>30482642
lmao samefag
autism/autismspectrum
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>>30483559
haha samefag
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>>30482785
the character is a anti feminist meme
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>>30482833
>autism
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>>30482833
>>30482642
>tips autism fedora
heh how are you this autistic
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>>30483559
samefag detected
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>>30482833
>>30482642
>being this autistic
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>>30483647
>>30483716
>>30483699
I agree with these guys
S A M E F A G
A
M
E
F
A
G
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>>30482833
>>30482642
autism speaks
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>>30482833
>>30482642
wow autism lmao

also thanks faggots now I've downloaded beauty and the beast.
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>>30482833
>>30482642
I can't belive people this autistic are aloud to post on /fit/
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>>30484025
9/10
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>>30482642
>>30482833
autistic sperglet detected
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>>30482642
>>30482833
lulmayyo such autism
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>>30481852
My god one of my friends drunk texted me once calling me a total asshole....... that she couldn't get out of her head and wanted to fuck
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>>30482642
>>30482833
heh wat an autismo
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>>30481450
> maybe those trp guys are on to something
Nah we'll just throw fedora memes at them while simultaneously crying about tfw no gf
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>>30484252
theres a lot of them that are really autistic tho
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>>30482642
>>30482833
jesus m8 ur 1 autismal
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mfw Gaston will never be natty BEASTmode
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>>30482642
>>30482833
holy shit the autism is real
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>>30482642
>>30482833
your the zyzz of autism faggot
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>>30482272
Well it's a good thing these videos are from Disneyland in Anaheim, California and not Disneyworld in Orlando, Florida.
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>>30483431
he's buff enough for any normalfag
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>>30484268
of course, autists need to be told how the real world works, thats a given.
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>>30480494
Damn he could have fucked that bitch I though they were going to kiss for a second.
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>>30484411
Gaston stabbed the beast in the side, and killed him. Gaston won. If stupid magic bullshit hadn't happened, the beast would be dead, and the village would have been saved. Gaston was the hero of that movie.
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>>30484411
>cursing on dat dare cursetech
>natty
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>>30480526
>"The Gaston incident May 2014"
lost my fucking shit
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>>30480494
Haha I love it
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>>30482642
>>30482833
autismautismautism
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>>30484598
Gaston lives in a world that has magic, and didn't fucking win? 0/10 apply yourself, gaston
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>>30481838
And lets look at the countries today where these people are from original from... hmm all shit holes.
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>>30484635
Gaston fires a blunderbuss three times in a row without reloading, overhead presses three grown women and a bench with one arm, bites through leather, and fights a ten foot literal monster to a standstill. He has magic of his own.
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>>30484654
thank you for restoring my faith, anon. i too will download beauty and the beast tonight.
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>>30481308
Fucking top jej.
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>>30484654
you forgot to mention actually having the balls to go on a fucking roof in a damn downpour to kill a literal MONSTER for a women and actually legpressing said 1 ton monster off him and throwing him a good amount of space back
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>>30481838
same thing for the entire caribbean and south america, what's your point?
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>>30482642
>>30482833
autistic sperglet detected
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>>30484671
Really though, Gaston is the hero of that movie. Think about it. From a 17th century peasant's perspective, Gaston is the best thing that could possibly happen to a village. He's clearly an extremely accomplished hunter, and it's likely that he shares his meat with everybody (in every possible way). He decorates the town tavern, keeps the village fed with his hunting and his outrageously large chicken farm, and protects them when an insane man's aloof daughter starts ranting and raving about how kind a ten foot tall monster is. Sure, he tries to have Maurice thrown in an asylum to manipulate Belle, but honestly? Maurice belongs in an asylum! That wood chopper machine is a war crime waiting to happen. Note that Belle doesn't bat an eye when her fucking house explodes from within; Maurice isn't providing her with a very safe home life. Gaston trying to imprison Maurice is a dick move, but guess what? The beast actually DOES imprison Maurice! If she took her nose out of the books for one fucking second and tried to make friends, rather than strutting around like she's better than everybody else in town, maybe she'd realize that Gaston isn't such a bad guy. She takes the time to get to know the real beast underneath all his rage, why not get to know the real Gaston under his arrogance?
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>>30484740
The beast is a fucking prince dude. Can't be a princess unless you marry a prince. Shows you one things women just want money and power.
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>tfw even if you achieve your ideal physique and have the excuse of being in character, you will never be able to act this alpha even as a joke
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>>30484775
So Belle is really the primary actor behind everything.
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>>30482089
imagine Zyzz as Aladdin
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>>30484775
The beast is a beta rage bitch. He's so bitter about the hand he's dealt that he isn't taking advantage of being a ten foot lion/buffalo/bear. Go tear a deer apart instead of sitting around bitching at your candle stick, Jesus Christ
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>>30484796
mr shavershian what will your pleasure be?
the needle full of tren goes in your rear end
youll never see 23
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>>30484806
the beast was like fucking 10 when he got cursed man. he just answers the door like a normal kid, doesn't let the creepy ass witch in, and she curses his whole damn life away. cut him some slack.
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>>30483023

Sry I'm not very good at english so what does that exactly mean? (13 will get you 20)
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>>30484860
diddling a 13 year old will get you 20 years in prison
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>>30484866

thanks mate.
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>>30484866
not the same anon but now I get it too
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>>30480526
so its all just padding
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>>30484796
>>30484841
oh fucking kek
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>>30484603
Hory shit thanks anon
Sides in orbit
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inb4 jeff applies for the Gaston position at disneyland
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>>30484999
trips confirms joff as gaston and scooby as pluto
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>>30484999
lel could you imagine that autist trying to act at all? especially as him?
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>>30484999
>Jeff going to meet and greet Gaston
>Tries to challenge and win Gaston
>Gaston absolutely humiliates him by not being an autist
>Secuirity throws Joff out for being too fag

Let this happen.
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>>30484603
OP here. Loled
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>>30480476
this fuckers hilarious. whys everyone getting so butthurt
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>>30485209
more like
>Jeff going to meet and greet Gaston
>hit it off and go for drinks
>Gaston absolutely dominates him in the butt
>Security throws Joff out for not being faggy enough to ride this ride
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>>30484740
That's sense. Regards, sensefrog.
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>>30485248
>>Gaston absolutely dominates him in the butt

Loool
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>>30481501
"Go ahead smile like you are making a sandwich"
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>>30484598
I never saw gaston as a bad guy either. He went after the beast with a knife when he could have just shot him. Strength and honor.
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>>30483294
>that filename

massive kek
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>>30482833
>come in thread
>see discussion
>some say it's cause the dude playing Gaston is Alpha so women love him
>some say it's cause it's in character and women joke with him
y not both

I'm sure some of the women like it for the joke and some of the women enjoy it as more then just a joke. Not everyone is the same faggots
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>>30482833
Moot please start /aut/ so this guy can be their king and he can leave our beloved /fit/, thanks
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>>30484841
brilliant post, topkek I can finally put my lolerblades to good use.
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>>30480476
Ok I worked at disneyworld at meet the gastons back stage.

Every. Single. One is a flaming faggot (literally a homosexua, 95% or male character actors arel) and is stick thin otherwise he can't fit in the muscle suit.

...sorry to burst your bubble. He's a great character but the reality is extremely disappointing.
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>>30486293
Why. whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy. fuck you for this reddit tier bullshit. This is /fit/ NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
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>>30486293
Really?!? You mean he's a paid actor in a muscle suit? I would have never known! Thank you based anon!
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>>30486314
>no body cares
And yet this thread has how many replies?

Quit being a little bitch that can't handle the truth.
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>>30486328
>And yet this thread has how many replies?
nobody cares about your post, faggot
The autism in this thread is growing stronger
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>>30481838
>country was made great by slave labor
Wrong.

The Thirteen Colonies were a backwards shit hole when slave labor was allowed in all of them. Over time slavery was gradually outlawed in the north and then only allowed in Southern states.

The entire slave population of the United States accounted for less than thirteen percent of the overall population at the advent of the Civil War. The South was partially dependent on slave labor and large plantations, and much of its wealth was in slaves, but the South had a smaller economy and smaller population relative to the North. That's why they lost the war.

You'd have a better argument with immigrant exploitation, which is still wrong. If you want the best chance for a white guilt argument, I'd go with the harm done to the indigenous people by manifest destiny.

I hope the next time you bring up this topic you remember that more than three hundred thousand Union troops died during the Civil War, and over six hundred thousand Americans overall. It's the bloodiest war in American history by far, both in overall casualties and in terms of percentage of population.
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>>30486328
Autism detected
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>>30486324
Nah, I was just surprised at HOW thin they actually had to be so they could be gaston. Thought it was interesting.

The criteria for gaston in the musical show at disneyworld was a lot less strict, as having a voice was the most important thing. One of the first gastons they ever had was a college American football player and he's one of the only people ever been allowed to play gaston without the suit.

It's like Tiana, the black princess from Princess and the Frog, her dress has a built in butt padding to give her a larger ass. The kicker is they have to find a black chick with no ass so it actually looks proper. None of the costumes are tailored so finding people who fit the is the most important criteria (along with height)
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>>30486293
It doesnt matter as long as he can play his character he is awesome as fuck.
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>>30486373
>>30486346
Why are you faggots so sensitive?
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>>30481838
>exploitation of immigrant labor
>having people with no skills work jobs that require no skill and are thus not well paying is wrong
What?

Should we have made the Chinese who built the railroads (a myth, by the way) doctors instead?

When the low class Irish peasants came over in droves, should we have made them lawyers?

It's like a Somalian cab driver today who comes to the USA and then has no skills. They get the best job available to them. It's not mass exploitation, it's part of immigrating to a new country where you don't speak the language and have no human capital.
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>>30480494
>16
>those tattoos
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>>30486293
They don't wear a muscle suit. They wear some padding in the shoulders but they're not wearing anything on their chest abs arms or back it seems.
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>>30480494
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>>30486446
filename should be thatnose.jpg
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>>30486390
...and I agree
it was amazing watching some of the actors back stage walk out and immediately being completely in character, especially when they were actually very different to them (like the actors playing gaston or Alice from Alice in wonderland)

The absolute worst thing to witness was parenting bringing their little kids up to characters then in front of everyone announcing that they are fake and blah blah blah.

(Yes I note I did a similar thing, but firstly no here is a child and secondly my point was gaston isn't really being super confident, but rather having fun pretending to be. It was really odd listening to the gay guys who were actors talking about how fun it was pretending to be straight)
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>>30486381
please go back to reddit.. maybe they'll enjoy your enlightening story
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>>30486425
We just called it the.muscle suit because it was meant to give that appearance.

But yeah it's surprisingly basic, I would have thought it would be a little better.
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>>30486458
>he doesnt know that the nose knows
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>>30486463
I've never been to reddit, but if it bothers you so much then fuck off to your hug box or whatever.
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Where are the videos where teenagers upset their girls are mirin challenge him to pushup contests and shit and he styles all over them?
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>>30486486
you should check it out, you'll be right at home faggot
>>30486480
kek
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>>30486514
Is everyone there as butthurt as you?
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>>30486531
>doesn't realize how much of a faggot he is
this is /fit/ brah, we're all butthurt or we wouldn't be here.
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>>30486480
kek'd heartily
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>>30486408
>its not mass exploitation
Well it is. But the thing is those immigrants ended up with a better life in the us
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>>30486591
>Well it is
I provided a cogent logical argument why it's not exploitation. You just made an assertion with no facts or argument to back it up.

How are immigrants exploited?
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Man being a Disney actor sounds like it would be a cool gig
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>>30481201
KRONK

THROW THE SWITCH
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>>30486650
except when you realize how fucking hot it must get in those clothes and how annoying it must be to constantly be acting.
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>>30486673

I honestly wouldnt mind the heat since I grew up in south texas, and I love acting and performing. Do you think there is a Disney role that would actually use my talent as a magician.
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>>30481201
>The poison. Kuzco's poison. The poison which is for Kuzco.
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>>30481955
Because he weigs like 60kg and obviously trains for bodyweight sht.
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>>30486623
By being poor and paid measly amounts to work in terrible conditions
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>>30486673
I think they normally have doubles to take over every few hours.
its not like youre gaston mode all day for a whole day
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>>30481201
This triggered my autism when I seen it all over Facebook with people saying Gaston embarrassed him. Didn't do a single pushup
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>>30486693
Maybe.

Not every performer at Disney is a Disney character. They have other acts. Also, I'm pretty sure it's insanely hard to even get a job with them
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>>30486562
This isn't /r9k/

>>30486693
>>30486673
The guy from disneyworld here.

Obviously disneyworld is in Florida, so the characters would only go out for about 20min at a time before going back stage/switching with a double

The characters like Mickey and Donald are the ones who really suffered in the heat, I heard of a few instances of them passing out in front of everyone.

As for magician, the only character that comes to mind is the villain from princess and the frog... Are you a tall skinny black guy?

They do have performing roles that aren't well know characters though, so just keep an eye out on the Disney auditions site I guess. I'd imagine there would more likely be something on the cruise ships or resorts for a magician

...it doesn't pay that great btw
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>>30486767
>Didn't do a single pushup
This. He didn't even bend his arms 90 degrees, never mind getting his chest to the ground. Normies are too easily impressed.
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>>30486734
They are poor because they have no skills. Most can barely speak English, which is a prerequisite for almost any high paying job.

They aren't exploited, they are fairly compensated for their labor in the vast majority of situations.

Just because you move to the USA doesn't guarantee you a six figure income and a house in the suburbs. You have to work, educate yourself, and make money.

Immigrants aren't exploited when they take jobs picking fruit or mowing lawns. They can't do anything else.

Next you'll say teenagers are exploited when they work for McDonald's.

Also,
>terrible conditions
There are laws and regulations regarding working conditions in the United States. They are, by and large, followed. Lots of central Americans work in the food industry or drive a taxi for example. I would hardly call working in a kitchen or driving a car terrible conditions. They aren't swimming in untreated sewage or sifting through industrial waste looking for recyclable metals.
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>>30486771
It's not as hard as you think.

The biggest competition is for the princess roles, but most of the girls auditioning are delusional anyway.

They are virtually always advertising for characters (or any job really) people come and go like the wind
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I am really considering to get into acting classes
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>>30480494
>NEXT!
mein seids
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>>30486806
Im not talkig about now faget. Im talking about back then, when labour really was exploited as fuck, workig conditions were terrible, child labour, and zero regard for safety on the job
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>>30486830
After working at disneyworld I decided to do some acting classes and comedy courses and it's fun as fuck, even if you have no intensions of doing acting.

For the record, experience means absolutely nothing when going for a Disney character. The criteria in order goes
1. Height
2. Look
3. Smile (and not being a stiff autist)
Everything else they teach, and explicitly make it care they don't give a shit about previous experience.
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>>30486788

Checking one of the Disney Audition sites, they need a Gaston /fit/ what are you waiting for? You just got to be at least 5' 10", come on you arent that much a manlet are you?
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>>30486892

my bad 6'+ only, sorry manlets
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What I take from that, is that it reinforces my believe that confidence > all.

You can't behave like Gaston in public because you aren't in the same context but the women are still attracted to the confidence in which Gaston behaves.
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>>30486892
5'10? Last I checked you had to be atleast 6'0 for gaston (princes were 5'10-6'0), what's the location?

And from every single person I've talked to, they measure you 3/4 of an inch taller than you really are, so 5'9 and a half would be over 5'10 according to Disney.
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>>30486869
So immigrants were just as exploited as natives, is what you're saying? So they weren't exploited more, just that everyone was being exploited?

I have to disagree with you, considering what I take the term exploitation to mean.
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>>30486928
wow disney is a manlet enabler
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>>30480476
entertained until

>that interracial couple with a mulatto baby

th-thanks pol
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>>30486929
>natives
>exploited
Huh? American natives? The ones that all.got killed and dispossessed?
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>>30486928
And to add, for gaston they would normally go for as tall as they could find. Think about 6'4

>>30486923
My experience was that they love the ridiculousness of the character, and the idea of if they fucked gaston they could claim I fucked gaston". Hell girls were exactly the same about the idea of fucking the guy playing goofy. Most however just liked playing along, they new it wasn't real which is why they love it so much.

It's exactly the same with guys and the princess's, everyone is just looking for notches on the belt and bragging rights.
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>>30486805
The ironman's pushups sucked too. He was going way too low and at one point was pushing himself up so hard his hands left the ground.
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>>30486957
I just noticed it. This is my nightmare fuck you america with your niggers
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>>30486934
Mate this is the company that celebrates gay day, yet scolds its staff if they look up in the sky at this nut with a plane who used to write "Jesus loves you" in the sky every single day above the park.

Disney is fucking crazy.
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>>30486957
my gym has a big poster of a white woman and black man holding a mulatto turd. Seeing it always brightens my day.

sweden yes...
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>>30480476
The qt was so fucking thirsty for him. Brb, buying gaston outfit.
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>>30481850
>>30481826
Best looking but least funny Gaston. Here we have it /fit/, charisma> aesthetics
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>>30487028
why the fuck would they put that in a gym? What is wrong with Sweden?
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so you get paid for wearing compression shirt and pants to show off your gains with belt to further enhance the V-taper and hide gut while also wearing gloves and boots to hide baby wrists and calves
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>>30481780
>>30481717
The best is watching characters like Pluto or goofy go to walk back stage and some kid comes running up in front of them, and the character face palms them out of their way.

Also they can't see directly down at their toes, so ive seen goofy kick a 4 year old flying and trip over and get stuck on a kid in a wheelchair hooked up to a oxygen machine

Oh and justin bieber got kicked out of disneyworld for punching goofy. This is fact.
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>>30480596
>throws their books down
>the happily pick them up after with big smiles on their faces
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>>30487135
>land of cucks and white guilt
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>>30481201

But Gaston didn't do a single push up.
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>>30486892

Let's pass a law against height discrimination.
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>>30484740
You copied & pasted that right? I've definitely read it before.
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>>30486959
Are you deliberately obtuse or just stupid?

I'm talking about people born in the colonies or in the states.

You're contending that some vast majority of society was exploited, and I'm asking if you're saying immigrants were as exploited as native citizens, not indigenous people that were murdered and pushed off their land.

I think you need a better understanding of history and what the term "exploitation" means in a historical context during the 18th and 19th centuries.
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Is he a manlet?
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>>30482507
Nah, Christian Bale voiced Thomas, the not so big guy with the goofy hat.
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>>30482998
>divide and conquer

I smell JIDF
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>>30482908
>>30483505
>>30483747
>>30483847
>>30484180
>>30484139
>samecunting this hard
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no one fucks like gaston
no one cucks like gaston
no one effs ur gf in her cunt like gaston
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The kids are exploring their sexuality in a way that's guarateed to be non-threatening, since they know there's no way anything will come from it. it's the same reason tween girls are so into boybands.
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>>30486788
>The guy from disneyworld here.
>Obviously disneyworld is in Florida, so the characters would only go out for about 20min at a time before going back stage/switching with a double

This is fucking false, you retard.

Each meeting is like 5 minutes in length on average, and there are lines of people waiting to meet the actor - so you're telling me every 4 meetings the actor disappears and a new one comes out so that the people in line actually SEE the switch and don't get to meet the actor they wanted to meet?

Stop fucking posting in my thread and as other anons pointed out: people like you belong in reddit.

>hey everyone I ACTUALLY WORKED at ___ so let me regale you with my bullshit that I'm making up
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>>30480476
jesus christ that sjw dad going 'they're 13' like this Gaston actor dude is genuinely going to fuck them or ask them to suck his dick

jesus that makes me mad
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>>30481201
Gotta support the team
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>>30492858

The not so bane
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>>30494016

The video description too.

>all comments are moderated by Disney Blondie's protective father.
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>>30494327
lel i didn't even see that. what a sad man

this girl's gonna be choking in dick by the time she goes to college and there ain't nothing her dad can do about it.
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>>30480476

damnn... what kind of drugs is he on?

Maybe i'm just a total introvert autist, but there is no way I could keep that level of interaction and charisma up for hours on end. Unless they do short shifts, it just seems like an extremely tough job. Plus everyone is always filming you so you gotta pretty much be on your A game from start to finish.
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>>30484598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY6rN50SnQ if beast wasnt a pussy he woulda lost is
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>>30494480
Look into Theanine, mang. Pretty well kills anxiety
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>>30495297
how severe was your anxiety?
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Did you guys see Gaston's pushup abilities? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0
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>>30482642
HAHAHA WOW I did not know people could be this autistic
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>>30495815
Even with the poor form, I still thought that was pretty impressive. Tried them myself, they're harder than you'd think.
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>>30495815
Bretty gud, especially since he's wearing that suit.
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>>30480476
something tells me the guys want the gaston D more than the girls do
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>>30486446
Shoo shoo gainz goblin
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>>30481446
They also have apartments that they give you at super low cost.
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>>30488347

It is flawless
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>>30480509
Dodger +15 years
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>>30498201
>Oh shit. Im sorry..
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>>30481850
I HAD 6 SCOOPS OF MUTANT WHEY.
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, CMON
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>>30481398
Enough that I know a gal who flys down from CT every summer to work there.
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>>30482642

girls find him funny cause its innocent and safe
I bet loads of sluts and moms pass him numbers exactly because of this "he isnt dangerous" factor

i got with several women by being overly flirtatious and just hitting in way that is way over the top. i think it works cause you're showing clearly what you want in a fun way, no hidden agenda. + its super easy to give compliments once you've taken on this 'role'
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>>30501745
>Sorry for what?
>My Daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our dicks.
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>>30502196
>I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
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>>30481494
I ve always wondered what would happen if zyzz ever took a trip and met gaston, they'd have a flex off and soak all of disney world in pussy juice with their alphaness.
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>>30482213
kek'd
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>>30502273
MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>30482642
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>>30502690
>>30502273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vepn9D6dEbs
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>>30502874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFPmx96nnA
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>>30502874
>>30502887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuw6KBc6ie4
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>>30480718
tumblr, pls
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>>30486805
>>30486767

>Gaston cheating
>not in character

step up retards
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>>30503455

yeah lets be honest, even though it was 'cheating' the guy got wrecked.
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How to get rid of anxiety so I can be mode like Gaston?

Even drunk I'm not that alpha
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>>30484740
Yeah except gaston had a very piss poor treatment towards Belle who's opinion as a woman didn't mean anything to him ultimately. She wanted to be free to live how she wanted with being educated, seeing more than just the town and having a fuller life than being some dudes homely wife. His entire being bothered her from the start and despite many times rejecting him, he refused to take the hint, going all "nice guy" on her.
He threw her father in jail to manipulate her and EVEN THOUGH she backs up that the beast wasn't a terrible being, he was insanely jealous after she calls Gaston a monster (Yeah Beast did the same thing with locking her father up then her but let's be honest, Beast redeems himself after letting her go because he didn't want to force her into anything and let her make a choice for herself while Gastons a fucking asshat that fucking apologizes for nothing while ONLY going after the beast when he detects that Belle has feelings for him and he gets mad jelly over it. Dude is psychotic who can't ever lose gracefully and was willing to kill someone over it.)
Take note how in the end, the Beast didn't even fight him back initially and only did when he saw Belle returned and was pleading to Gaston to stop hurting the Beast. Gaston had a chance then to see that he really isn't as "murderous" or "fearsome" as he painted the beast to be to the town but he clearly didn't give two shits. He was just royally but hurt over the idea of losing Belle to him.

Y'all need to chill with your Gaston Worship. Dudes an entertaining character and was a really charming villain but don't warp the actual events of the movie by putting in all these circumstantial stuff like "Oh he musta fed an ENTIRE VILLAGE that supposedly couldn't do that before with the huge amount of men in it. Truly he's the towns savior." Youre edging into fedora territory with this shit.
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>>30503731
>Yeah except gaston had a very piss poor treatment towards Belle who's opinion as a woman didn't mean anything to him ultimately. She wanted to be free to live how she wanted with being educated, seeing more than just the town and having a fuller life than being some dudes homely wife. His entire being bothered her from the start and despite many times rejecting him, he refused to take the hint, going all "nice guy" on her.
>He threw her father in jail to manipulate her and EVEN THOUGH she backs up that the beast wasn't a terrible being, he was insanely jealous after she calls Gaston a monster (Yeah Beast did the same thing with locking her father up then her but let's be honest, Beast redeems himself after letting her go because he didn't want to force her into anything and let her make a choice for herself while Gastons a fucking asshat that fucking apologizes for nothing while ONLY going after the beast when he detects that Belle has feelings for him and he gets mad jelly over it. Dude is psychotic who can't ever lose gracefully and was willing to kill someone over it.)
>Take note how in the end, the Beast didn't even fight him back initially and only did when he saw Belle returned and was pleading to Gaston to stop hurting the Beast. Gaston had a chance then to see that he really isn't as "murderous" or "fearsome" as he painted the beast to be to the town but he clearly didn't give two shits. He was just royally but hurt over the idea of losing Belle to him.
>
>Y'all need to chill with your Gaston Worship. Dudes an entertaining character and was a really charming villain but don't warp the actual events of the movie by putting in all these circumstantial stuff like "Oh he musta fed an ENTIRE VILLAGE that supposedly couldn't do that before with the huge amount of men in it. Truly he's the towns savior." Youre edging into fedora territory with this shit.
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>>30503731
>If I defend women enough on the internet tsurely they will suck my dick
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kek'd after i noticed gaston
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