Got a job as an English professor at a community college my dudes

It's a community college; get over yourself

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This, sans the hat. Also get a pair of Oliver Peoples, it doesn't matter if you don't actually need them.

Have fun being laughed out of your lecture.

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>>16744
fuck off I still want to look nice

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>>16738
Tweed jacket with suede elbow patches and corduroy pants. Clashing colours = +1 interllectual points.

As for the haircut just go to any barbers with a red and white pole outside and say "just a trim please".