>be me >be at school >bell rang speed walking to class

>>9804159
>thank him

rub you nuts and assert dominance

>>9804159
I don't grab my moms ass when she orders pizza for dinner. Nigga wtf is wrong with you .

>>9804159
The point is you should start dating other guys because they're way better than chicks bro

>>9804191

I'm not gay tho.....

grabbing your mother ass, must be some white people practice

>>9804159
why is the ass being grabbed

>>9804225

I can't speak for everyone, but growing up in a small town in Arkansas we used to hug, grope, and feel up cousins and occasionally mom. It never led to anything, just a way of expressing happiness and affection. I did what you see in the OP a bunch of times, as well as holding her lower back and hips while gently pecking her lips

>>9804270

kek. part of me believes this

>>9804159
relatable

>>9804159
this whole post is wrong in so many ways

>>9804159
>being in high school
>expecting people to appreciate you being /fa/

M8, high school is the most un-/fa/ place in the world. Wait until you're in the real world, and just graciously ignore people who call you out.

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>>9804270
ewgh, americans are so fucking disgusting

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>>9804270

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>think
hehehehehhehhHEHEHHOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO

>>9804270
The Bible Belt, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>9804403
Please don't think we're all inbred weirdos
in return i won't assume all brits are snaggletoothed cockneys

>>9804454
He's mexican. It's safe to assume he either does yardwork or is a murderer.

>>9804159
nice momcest

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>>9804270

>>9804220
You just don't know it yet.

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>>9804178

>>9804220
>not gay
>on /fa/

>>9804527
i do enjoy landscape art, more like looking at it, thats why i have a guatemaltecan gardener and no, in fact the town where i live is very peaceful, rather boring i must say, last weekend i was watching a movie with some friends and we headed to the pub at 11:00pm and it was closing then we went to some friends house which is in the worst neighborhood of the city, i must say this was at 2:00am and we were carrying like 3 bottles and not even the cholitos tried to do something, it was meh, the most interesting thing was the fact that my beater chelseas sole broke ... again, this time fucking up the toebox

but nice stereotype, is nice to see that americans keep their only tradition

>>9804454
but we are

>>9804159
>bell rang
>reading clasa
underageb&

>>9804403
It's pretty weird bro, I've also heard dating and fucking trannies in burgerland is normal.

>>9805010

there aren't any trannies in 'merica except maybe LA. they don't exist.

>>9804178
lol cuz ur mum is uggly

>>9804178
that's the joke dumbass

>>9804178
You should try it nigga. I grab your moms ass all the time and it feels great .

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>>9804270

>>9804896
May I ask where is it at that you live, sir?

>>9804159
anyone know the OG sauce for that pic? thanks

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>>9804159
>What's the point of being fashionable if people think your gay...?

Don't wear shorts that go 3-4 inches above your knees. I'd think you're gay too.

>not being comfortable with your sexuality

Fuck everyone else, wear what you like and make the haters even madder when you cuck them with your short shorts

>>9805460
>make the haters even madder when you cuck them with your short shorts

Nigga won't be cucking shit when he's looking like a pillow biter.

>>9805478
Chill out mate, it's only a little thigh
Very easy to pull off without repelling everyone with your flaming homosexuality

>>9805508
post pics brah

is incest effay?

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>>9805428
If oyur not willing to show off oyur legs, you are insecure. If your not okay with seeing other mens legs, your homophobick and scared of the idea that you might like what your seeing. all in all ur a fagget

>>9804221
kek

>>9804403
once again you are one of the dumbest trips on the website

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>>9805100
>>9804178
>tfw you used to smack your mums ass as she walked past in a like get back to the kitchen woman joke when you were like 13
>tfw your dad confronted you one day telling you it was weird to do that to your mum
>tfw you sexually abused your own mother

>>9804178
i really don't get it. is this ironic? or are the replies ironic and this is sincere?

>>9806857
Men want to get back inside the womb. Your mother got turned on by the encounter and knew of the social mores she'd offend if she got deep dicked by her teenaged son, so she told her husband, your dad, not to turn her on anymore.

>>9806904

How can you even feel comfortable writing that? Just having that thought in your head is weird breh.

>>9806953
Go, go, go, said the bird: human kind
Cannot bear very much reality.

>>9806953
>2015 AD
>not wanting to fuck your own mum

plebian as fuck in here today.

>>9806953
very much this

isnt there a containment board for u ppl?

>>9806904
You're not right in the head. It's clear

>>9806974
You've only ever had sex with men. It's clear

>>9806969
>u ppl

You write like a goddamn retard. I get that it offends you, but your mode of writing offends me. At least mine didn't look like it was written by someone who, literally, has an extra chromosome.

>>9806984

> who, literally, had an extra chromosome
> , literally,
> , ,

You can't criticize someone then pull that shit out of your arse mate. I agree for the most part though.

>>9806857
>smacking
>sexual abuse
thanks feminism

>your shorts are a little too high bro
Thanks but I don't dress for you, Queer.

>>9805428
That haircut is a disaster