Get in here /fa/ggots. What "uncommon" tasks or problems do you have to put up with to look effay that you think no-one else has to go through?
>tfw everytime i go to the salon, they have to straighten my hair before cutting it and smells up the room
>i have to a naturally duck stance and i have to force myself to stand and walk upright
I have this cowlick from hell on the left side of my hair. It made my hair look like shit when it was long in 7th grade, it looked like shit when I turned into an emofag, and now that I wear my hair short, it doesn't fucking stay up when I put product in and it looks off because it grows so weird.
It fucking pisses me off to no extent.
I used to have terrible acne like almost 6 years ago but I went on accutane and tretinoin and now my face is model tier but I still get self concious when someone is staring at me for too long cause the mental scars are still there.
sounds gay af but fuck you buddy that shit was so traumatizing for me
be 5'4 guy. nothing fits right. tshirts shrink or too large. dont have good hair and if i shave my head i look like an egghead shortman.
clothes fit on me like im disproportionate and look handicapped. Im not even fat, so i look like i have a mental deficiency and my head looks too big. Im pale and look disheveled all the fucking time, must be them mexican genes causeing my moon face.
I cant dress well because it makes my face looks middle eastern. most sizes dont fit right. so i have to stay with the pac sun skater clothing. I do skateboard but wearing dc clothing and vans tshirts gets old. shirts fade too fast.
i am always getting shitty haircuts too. im losing hair because thyroid cancer back when i was 14. also face gets swollen sometimes because of it.
everyone where i live is tall and no love for me.
i think fuck it. ill start dressing like a class faggot from now on, and grow a beard because im going into the it field and my step dads a doctor.
>add height to shoes to make myself taller
fuck anyone taller than 5'10
>I have to wipe my ass after I shower
Idk if anyone else does this, not cause there's shit there but because it stays damp if I don't
>hair grows at an annoyingly fast rate between the brows, have to pluck every 2 days but dont touch the outer brows
On the bright side I had a couple girls tell me my "eyebrow game is on point"
I have that too, the one where it sticks out, and I used to be super self-conscious about it and would always cross my arms when wearing t-shirt or topless (used to swim). It doesn't help that I'm a hungry skeleton either.
One day my dad told me not to worry about it, and that nobody is looking anyway, which really helped me; By thinking like this I started to ignore it and forget about it. Now I no longer care what anyone else thinks and I wear t-shirts and stand shoulders back with pride (still find it hard being topless though).
whining isn't effay
I'm 5'8" white guy and I wear thick soles to appear average height. I still get plenty of female attention due to handsome facial aesthetics, but I'd love to be just a couple inches taller.
Also, I blowdry my hair for dat waviness
Every single hair on my head seems to have a mind of its own. Some a curry, some are wavey and some grow straight. Seems to be wavey on top, curly at the sides and straightest at the back. It's fucking weird man. I keep my hair short but it looked bizarre when I grew it out.
I'm not Jewish. I hope you don't have hatred in you for the rest of your life :)
I legitimately judge people who walk with duck feet or walk pigeon toed. Honestly I think less of them. Not even trolling I just do, its kind of weird to be honest.
But I dont judge them if they have a limp because of an injury or walk weird because of some genetic deformity though.
not that anon, but there are a lot of whitening soaps on the market primarily marketed in Asia. Lika's Papaya soap is a popular one as well as soaps that contain kojic acid, like Kojie-San. They're pretty cheap, but take note that they do not work by 'bleaching' your skin, but rather as like a chemical exfoliant. At most, they return you to your original colour.
There are so many neat chinese products that noone out of china knows about.
Anyone know if Nose-Up works? It's a little clip that goes on your nose and is supposed to, over time, shape it into a nicer, smaller looking shape.
>I have the shittiest resting profile, I literally look like a fucking character from ¨How the Grinch Stole Christmas ¨ mainly because my tiny pointy nose.
>my right eye is almost imperceptible bigger than my left one, self-consciousnesses drives me crazy.
>I really want a beard but my facial hair is way too blonde, worst of all my facial hair is blonder than my actual hair.