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at applebees waitng for my carryout >see tumblrgoth qt 3.14

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at applebees waitng for my carryout
>see tumblrgoth qt 3.14 also waiting
>sit next to her awkwardly
>she checks me out and smiles
>too nervous to say hi
>a wild beardy workwear boyfriend appears
>want to lol he looks like /fit/ and mfa combined
>are those american eagle boots
>she gives him the most passionate look ever
>get their food
>i chainsmoke on the walk home

w2c girlfriend

also new feels thread
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>live in a pleb city
>everyone else is wearing memecore graphic tees, baggy stonewash jeans and white trainers
>be in the prime of my life, decent body and pretty /fa/
>babes everywhere
>I can tell they're all sick to death of shitty dressed dudes
>they mirin'
>still cant bring myself to ask any of them out
>my female friends say i shouldn't be single, im a good catch
>ive been single ever since i moved here
>trying not to be beta
>cant help it
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>mother and I grew up separate
>Living with her now
>She doesn't understand that I have dry humor
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>>8500796

>tfw beta
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>>8500796
No ones checking ypu out autist.

And you probably dont look better than the average pleb
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>>8500796
>>my female friends say i shouldn't be single, im a good catch
why don't they ask you out then?
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>tfw fucked two *hot Russian girls last night after being stood up by tinder date...
met them in the same bar i was meant to meet the first girl. Good feel

*both great bodies, one has a suspect face but she was blonde so...
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>be 24
>lost v card at 14
>been banging for a full on decade now
>one night stands & ~6 relationships
>hormones no longer raging
>struggling to be interested in grills & sex
>not attracted to dudes, can't be gay
>unwilling to sacrifice free time
>friends with gf's resent them and wish they could kick it more like me

w2c wanting to cop a girlfriend
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>>8500838
>people living in Russia with hiv-900,000
how fucked am i
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>>8500851
pretty fucked, however at least you can be a braggart to a bunch of 4chan users.
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>>8500848
just stop jacking it. problem solved
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>>8500838
>>8500859
>>8500848
little bitchboys, serves you right
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>>8500851

depends. if you're cut, worry less, if uncut, worry more
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>>8500848
M8, why do you want a gf? Significant others are troublesome. Just find a close group of friends for your authentication.
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>>8500773
>getting carry out from applebees

might as well just get a frozen banquet meal and warm it up in the microwave because that's essentially what applebees does
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>>8500859

I don't think jacking it twice a week is destroying my willingness to tolerate a woman companion. I mean if i don't feel like banging 10 times a week anymore, what's the point in putting up with the bullshit? emotionally my solitude is great & intellectually stimulating women are basically nonexistent.

>women my age be baby and/or marriage crazy
>mfw not interested in either for 5+ years
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>be /fa/
>be /fit/ (natural ottermode)
>ugly face
>shitty hair
>im fucked
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>>8500893
>intellectually stimulating women are basically nonexistent
This. This so much. Even the women that posture as intelligent are generally not intelligent, viz. it is meretricious 'cause when you actually listen to what they are saying, it is vacuous and superficial.
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>>8500773
>new haircut.
>confidence boost to the max.
>girls actually give me sexy looks.
feels fantastic
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>>8500909

It's so sad. It's like they're a parasitic species we have convinced ourselves is equal to us.
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>>8500848
>libido ruined by internet

the most millennial problem
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>Trying anal with gf
>Wiener is a bit big
>prolly gonna try again tonight

>tfw got invited to the wedding of her cousin which takes place on Friday
>Mom getting some breast surgery on Friday as well
>obv can't go to wedding
>mom tried to dupe me into thinking that she couldn't find anyone to help while I go to the wedding even though I said I wasn't going
>pissed that she'd lie to me

"You don't really wanna be around there unless you're sleeping or eating." - My Brother

at least I can start school this september
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>living in sweden
>everyone at my age is either full dadcore or hm tier
>mfw can still rock all the looks that fa calls outplayed and still feel like a special snowflake
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>>8500873
I've been a sous chef at Applebee's for forty years
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>>8500773
>tfw this happens to be

Why the hell do all the qts go for the mfa workwear plebs
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>>8500923

>time previous generations wasted on fucking & dealing with grills is now open for me to pursue more science, engineering, fashion & music.

how is this a bad thing?
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>>8500934
It's really not. Only 4chan [wants] it to be a bad thing.
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>tfw gf doesn't lollipop your phallus and instead you get a slightly toothy bj
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>>8500861
epic

simply epic
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>>8500930
>tumblr girl liking pseudo workwear

Have you never been on that website
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>>8500928
Which looks
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>>8500832
don't ruin his delusions
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>>8500934
human extinction, or symptoms of your autism
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>>8500936
>rationalizes libido being ruined by Internet
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>>8500954
not really i just buy into what fa says

Pluhs elaborate
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>>8500862
that doesn't make any sense
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>>8500962
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>>8500909
>>8500920
wow u are such supreme gentlemans :^)
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>>8500971
I guess stating an observation and reading too much Simone de Beauvoir makes me a supreme gentleman
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>>8500773
You can cop me as your bf :)

Because let's be honest, we're all gay around here.
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>>8500955
White sneakers and black jeans, roches, smiths and basically every meme shit here has been called overplayed at least once.
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>>8500958

>implying i don't plan on impregnating some blonde haired, blue eyed bitches like myself to continue the master race

that's pretty much the whole issue. women are worthless 23-33 unless you're ready to make child.
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>>8500978
>posting worst girl
>wants to be my BF
no thanks
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>>8500983
Like you wouldn't Anon.
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>>8500983
that's not a girl, it's a drawing
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>>8500981
My nigga - doing the exact same thing. Trying to find a girl a even whiter than I am, but it has to e the right kind of white. Never met a dude more white or fairer than me
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>>8500992
Yup, so I guess the [women] depicted in Schiele's paintings are not women, but just a painting? Kill yourself.
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>>8500909
probably the most autistic post I've read all week
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>>8501001
>Schiele

Yooo nevermind, I don't want you as my bf anymore.
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>>8501038
wtf is wrong with Schiele?
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>>8500948
Owned u owned them
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>>8500893
this is how i feel about men
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>>8501056

lil butthurt highschool kid ladyboy right here lmao

just lmao
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>>8500979
kek bcuz that's all that waywt is and it looks clean & good

minimalism will never be played out
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>>8501045
Shit is disturbing
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>>8500773
>see most beautiful woman i have ever seen
>burnette, flowy skirt, loose top, distressed leather jacket, sun going down in california

h-hey, i-i like your j-jacket
a-a-yeo wahts that jacket? i--i-s that mmm-mm-m-m-- margiela?

>what?
* walk away*

fuckin plebs starting to look attractive now and shit

she prob order a fish fillet
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>>8501066
owned
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>>8501068
Naw, his paintings are magnificent. Notwithstanding tumblr's art-community circle-jerking him to death (which I don't understand cause he is a straight up pedophile), his representation of coitus and the human body are rich.
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>>8501077
go start another thread crying about people shitting on you, bud. sounds like dem bitch tears need another sprinkle.

kek
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>>8500773
>right in the feels

a girl i know who's still into witch house in the year of our lord 2014 has a ricky hall clone for a boyfriend and that faggot asked if my drkshdw bomber was from an army surplus

ive been crushing on her since high school and she needs to drop the zero and get with someone intelligent like me
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>>8501071
whats wrong with fish sieg?
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>>8501084
>autism

i don't start threads so i don't know who you think i am but calm down on the memes bro
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>>8501098
yo is your drkshdw jacket from the surplus store?
becuase wearing some diffusion shit from tricky dick is so fucking 2008 you motherfucking pleb as bitch

PS: i'm dicking this bitch you've been fappin to for years
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>>8501084
>>8501103

do you 2 aspie betamales have to slapfight in every thread now

fuckin marks
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>>8501110
if you're dicking her, you must be wearing shitty selvedge jeans and redwings and suspenders because for some reason that's what she likes

go back to mfa or denimbro unfashionable workwear faggot
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>>8501062

ya but you just have some spiteful emotion behind it. you can't understand disdaining something because of your reasoning. a purely reactionary creature, you fem.
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>>8501110
you shitposting is soooo 2009 like i'm sure everyone is tired of your misinformation and loud opinions
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>>8501127
oh shit nigga, i got yo girls pussy slime all up on my raws

hows it feel kowing that some unwashed fucking jeans get closer to this puss than you ever will?

pic related it's you
caring and sheet
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>>8500928
Neger roshes är de nya converse.
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>>8501175
>yfw you realize sieg is the one true hero of /fa/
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>last night
>been browsing 4chan less and less
>tired of /fa/, only boards of continually novel interest are /po/ and sometimes /diy/
>consider new internet hangout spots
>first thought: r/mfa
>start laughing
I suppose that's how it begins.
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>>8501175
what a mark
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>>8500773
>2 months into summer
>got rejected by every job employer
>sit at home listening to hip hop and reading JoJo

I feel like such a waste of space
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>>8501234
why dont you go to ct
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>>8501234
low key reddit also has malefashion (without the advice part) and expensivemalefashion which are both dece. None of mfa's cargo shorts and none of fa's petulant manchildren arguing about who's more autistic
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>>8501356
ct has too many muted earthtones and muted pastels and are borderline comfycore. Ew
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>>8501356
wuts ct?

im blanking
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>>8500912
post hair?
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>>8500773
Can this feels thread include good feels, OP?
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>>8500862

>Thinking that cutting a protective layer of skin off of your dick will magically make you less vulnerable to HIV

Who told you that bullshit and why did you believe them?
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>>8502098

read a book ahmed
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>>8502123

Give me a book that says cock mutilation has ever had any benefit other than aesthetics.

Use your brain Philip
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>>8502123
ironical tho, that it's usually ahmeds woh cut their dicxs
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>tfw fucking sick of floral but its half my wardrobe

Every-time i go out i always see fat lame bitches with it on. feel like such a pleb
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>be me
>used to alway carry around condom "if i get lucky"
>not anymore, not interested in grills
>in late teens and still have v card
>grill friends all say i have grills lined up for me
>used to just blush and try to be modest
>got asked to 2 proms and would have got asked to 3rd but landed on same day as first
>realizing grills do actually like me
>dress better than anyone(thx fa), play the sky kid game, not a douche
>whatever do not care anymore for sex
>guess ill just wait for some muddle bitch to come along and fuck me
>am i going this right or am i a str8 autist
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>>8501361
I like r/mf but it's a really slow board, slower than here
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>>8502417
You're taking sex way too seriously. I'm guessing you're still in high school. You should just go ahead and bang the hottest chick that's interested in you. Remember, in high school you really don't have to care about others emotions to keep a rep or stay cool
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>tfw only 28in waist
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>>8500909
you are a disgusting autistic loser
please continue to never leave your basement
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>>8502417
>prefers jacking off over girls
how millennial
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>tfw going with your buds to get a hitler youth haircut
>tfw its probably going to look bad on me but its okay because it probably will look back on them too
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>>8502554
Wtf are you doing if your first hy is in 2k14

Hy is dead anon

DEAD
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>>8502549
>still calling ppl autistic

dead meme mark
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>>8502564
Nah man. Looks clean and nice.
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>>8502564
this

next you'll post about monochrome since you're on old shit nobody likes any more
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>>8502595
whats monochrome buddy
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>tfw never a gf
>tfw too scared to talk to anyone
>tfw will probably spend the rest of my life scared and lonely
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>>8502549
beta detected
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>>8502600
colors or something I don't know or care too much lil guy
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>>8501361
malefashion has a lot of /fa/ memery going on though
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>>8502585
I agree but if you haven't already integrated it into your personal style by now you'll look like any common pleb that asked his hairdresser at supercuts what all the cool kids are doing, you're jumping onto a sinking ship that will only get more played out

>>8502600
It's when you wear the skin of a zebra you hunted down yourself
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>>8502636
This

I had a good kek when trunks posted his shitty Ann D with vans fit there and got ethered
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>>8500796
Everyone is beta. You can control how people think of you, however. Lying about yourself works, even when that lie is confidence itself
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>>8502652
post link
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>>8500909
I've yet to meet an intellectually stimulating man (or woman) tbh, you're grossly overestimating the intelligence of your own gender (and probably yourself). The vast majority of people in general are boring and have very little to offer, that's life
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>>8501071
kekked hard
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>>8502841
> brain overstimulated & desensitized by internet
> might as well be a stroke victim
>socially crippled millennials
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>>8502841
Youre probably dumb as shit yourself, judging by your posts on this site.
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>>8500929
>sous chef
>applebees

lol
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>>8502941
everybody everywhere is slightly retarded
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>>8502134
>implying aesthetics don't matter
>implying a girl would rather suck on an elephant trunk rather than a mushroom
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>>8500893
>intellectually stimulating women are basically nonexistent.
hmmmmm
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>>8501001
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>>8500941
>none of my gfs have given good head
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>>8502941
Do you really expect anyone to act intelligent in a place filled with obviously retarded and autistic 16 year old boys? Only a complete idiot would do that, no sense in throwing pearls at pigs
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> graduate college
> instant 60k/year job
>stop dressing well because no one at office cares for entire year, clothes go to shit
> go out for first time in over year
> regret not living /fa/
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>>8500773
That's hilarious. I had a tumblrgot gf as well and am also a big guy for you who wears denim and boots most of the time.

But why applebees? Jk I eat there too for the 2 for 20 deal with friends.
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>>8503224
lol mark
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>>8500928
same here minus the dadcore
only now they started embracing obey and other swagfag shit

AF1? Never seen that pokemon
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>>8501100
that shit cray
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>>8503248
get off fa stroke victim
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>has the chance to spend 1 year at a college in another country(england or australia)
>threw it away

I'm afraid i'll spend the rest of my days in this shitty town
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>>8500802
>tfw visiting mother after years of not seeing her and she takes everything you say seriously
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>>8503342
>>8500802
I would hate to live with my mother, i've been living with my aunt for 12 years now, and every fucking time i travel with my mom we fight over little bullshit like "Why when we go to the beach you just stay in the chair all day"
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>>8503372
That made me really sad. Is your life as sad as I'm imagining?
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>>8502507
>tfw 28in waist
>when there are 28in waist pants there rarely are any that arent slightly too long for me
>always have to cuff or pinroll
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>>8503415
eat something
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>>8500929
You must be very good at pressing buttons on a microwaev
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>>8503430
>eating
for what purpose
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>>8503415
Hemming the bottom is easy as fuck if you have a sewing machine or cheap as fuck if you don't, there is no excuse
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>make good grades because school's easy as fuck
>3.9 gpa
>skip class all the time
>get letter in the post
>"Dear Mr. Anon, I am proud to select you for recognition as a Scholar representing Rick Owens High School and the State of Washington at the Congress of Future Medical Leaders to be held in Washington, D.C. this coming November."
>got financial assistance because my family is broke
>free flight to Washington D.C. to meet winners of the Nobel Prize, award winning inventors and scientists, prominent medical school deans, leaders of medicine, and medical futurists
>may win scholarship to study pharmacy
>other kids have been working their asses off and didn't get selected for this

God dammit I don't deserve this :c
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>>8500802
because she is dry too
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>>8503332
It's never too late anon
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>>8500929
hey dad
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Buncha marks living with parents/aunts & uncles itt
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>>8502841
You're on 4chan, you post and trip on 4chan too.
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>20th birthday
>kissless virgin
>none of my friends asked me if I wanted to do anything
>asked a few myself
>all busy
>just gonna spend the day at home with my dog
Why is being a human so hard? Literally tens of billions of people have managed it, why can't I? What the fuck's wrong with me.
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>Sister dropped off the munchkin
>Take out the stroller to run errands
>Overdressed and have to put leather in the stroller
>Grab groceries, coffee, and a banh mi on the way home
>Elderly ladies stops me and tells me my baby is beautiful
>Watching her sleep now

That's pretty much it. I don't think I did that right.
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>>8503610
autism
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>tfw boring person
>stopped dressing /fa/ but still come to this board
>gave up hopes of being a musician because not talented/creative enough
>absolutely no long-term goals or productive hobbies in life
>interested in Math, but way too far into current major to switch anyway
>dead end job in one of the most expensive cities on the planet
>no friends to party with to kill time or take my mind away from things
>smoke weed and browse 4chan all day
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This is easily the most beta board on 4chan.
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>>8503610
iktf
I gave up on people, made me feel a little better. Embrace your dog's love
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>>8503756
socially crippled beta*
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>>8503757
sry not into bestie
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>>8500773
OP is a faggot.
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>>8500796

Heres a tip: If you were such a good "catch" your girlfriends would be with you instead.
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>started talking to a new grill the other day
>she's a basic tumblr core girl
>add her on fb
>go through all her photos
>she literally went through a real life princess diaries transformation
>she may be cute now, but I don't want people to know she was a real ratchet job before
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>>8501346
You sound like a waste of space too.
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>>8503769
tell us about your alpha life, mark
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>>8503776
why is that a bad thing
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>>8503495
Lil dude I think half my high school got that email. Good thing you didn't pay because its just some dumb shit to get money from his kids thinking it'll help them get into college
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>>8503776

(with that mentality it's no wonder why you don't have a girl now)

just sayin
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>>8503620
you fucked your sister?
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