I'm a 6'2'' late twenties guy with a recent

you a pussy or something

no pants, gotta own that shit

Think positively, my man. If you ever get lost you can just follow the trail back home.

>>12740894
Dark jeans work well. If you don't want to tuck your shirt in wear an undershirt or tank top and tuck that in so you don't show if you have to bend over or if your shirt rides up. Honestly nobody will really notice.

I'd imagine anything with a taper that's loose in the thigh and seat area? Wearing long shirts, cardigans, or anything else that covers your hip area would help too. Dark like >>12740900 said, and try to put together outfits that take the eye away from your midsection.

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>>12740895

this

go heihachi-mode or go home

>>12740894
Get drop crotch pants. They look goofy to a lot of people but some people think they're cool and they're pretty inoffensive. + it already looks like you've shit your pants.

>>12740940
Good idea, I'll go along with that then.

>>12740946
Yeah good idea. There's a brand called I Love Ugly and they make these pants called Zespy. They look cool.

>>12740951
keep in mind that zespys are also mad stiff and uncomfortable for a while

>>12740894
Why are you incontinent?

>>12740996
idiopathic peripheral neuropathy.

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>>12741026

>you.jpg

>>12740894
Why not RIck?

>>12741026
bad luck man. you get any other negative effects? also what do you think couldve caused it?

>>12741176
It's a problem with the nervous system not relaying messages like they should so I get some slight numbness and tingling in my extremities, and have trouble telling when I have to pee, and then I just end up going unexpectedly, hence the diapers.

>>12740894
Just embrace being a smelly piss reeking loser