>be me
>no poo for 4 years
>at a party
>"hey anon, what hair products do you use to make it look like its wet even when its not?"
>h..heh w-well
post other times u was rumbled
Just tell them that you stopped cleaning yourself because 4chan told you so. Easy.
>"hey anon you are hair looks greasy as fuck tell me what you use so I can avoid it "