FACT:
You will never be as exquisitely dressed and good looking as Jesse Thorn.
Seeing photos of him makes it abundantly clear as to why he's only been successful via an audio medium
JUST SHAVE IT OFF, DUDE
>>12695965
>That moustache style
Looks stupid especially with how he's got it trimmed like that below his bottom lips.
>>12695965
would actually be totally on point if it was just in the sleaze-core thread
>>12695965
I don't know who that is but ignoring his face and the shape of his body this really is a great fit. I wonder what shoes he's wearing.
>>12697948
You're a fucking idiot.
Pedocore inspo
My hairs gonna be like that within the next year. Gonna buzz my head once it gets too bad, but man is it a bad feel. Least I'll never look like this guy
He's making the best out of what he has to work with desu.
>>12698885
Not really, he does not have the chin for that facial hair. If he shaved his head and got a goatee going he'd be doing much better.
>>12695965
holy fuck he's so ugly though
like, is there any point of dressing well when you look like that? I can't think of one
>>12695965
First off, he's wearing a damn suit, which makes virtually EVERYONE look like a shithead. That's contrary to what the Philistine clones on /f/ would have you believe, but it's true nonetheless. And it's particularly true with this specimen, who looks like Gomez Adams if Gomez Adams were a child-molesting used car salesman.
But if he shaved his face, got any type of short haircut and ditched the suit, he'd be okay regardless of what he wore.
/fa/ is worse than AIDS, cancer and anal gonorrhea combined.
>>12699006
>ditched the suit
That suit is impeccable you idiot. Imagine him in a white t-shirt and jeans instead - he'd look like a greasy pizza chef. As is he looks like an intelligent and tasteful person who happened to be dealt the ugly-card. He still looks 100x better than anyone in the waywt. Why? Because he actually dresses well.
my last name is Thorne and my hairline is so much more full of life than his. i got thick luscious curls did i win?
>>12699006
>First off, he's wearing a damn suit, which makes virtually EVERYONE look like a shithead.
preach
>>12699006
shut the fuck up
>>12695965
>four-in-hand knot
into the trash it goes
I might not be, but he pulls it off better and that's all it matters.