What is the /fa/shion /fa/ux-pas that gets you the most upset?

is this a cringe thread?

>>12656911
Bright colors on men.

>>12656963
Black suit makes me cringe, yes.

>>12656911
i wear a black suit but thats just because black is my favorite color to wear

How autistic do you have to be to wear a black suit otherwise?

>>12657017
>>12656971
>>12656911
are black suits against the rules? ive been wearing one to my internship for months lol, i just like black

>>12657031
They're only for funerals and weddings unless you're in Britain, then they can be used for business meetings. Otherwise it's too formal, it's the equivalent to wearing a tuxedo to an informal dinner.

>>12657017
although midnight blue is the superior choice for black/white tie, black is 100% acceptable for them

black has always been the colour of eveningwear. the weddings and funerals rule is for black in the daytime...

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>>12656963
CRINGE

>>12657031
You would never wear one to work, no. Get a charcoal one if you like black so much.

>>12657031
you're probably wearing a charcoal suit. There is a difference

>>12656911
Wearing socks with sandals should be illegal. I was going to come up with an excuse as to why it can be sometimes fashionable but its still always gross.

>>12657076
>>12657073
no, its black. ive always felt like charcoal was only there for when black is sold out. i really dont like grey or navy, isnt there a way to make black less formal?

>>12657142
No, as color is the first item in the list of formality (e.g. a navy linen suit is more formal than a medium grey wool suit). Besides, black is a horrid suit color.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ietMsN6tdGs

I really don't give a shit about how other people dress lol

>sport coat / blazer with untucked dress shirt
>unevenly informal upper and lower clothing (ex: dress shirt & blazer with dirty jeans and running shoes)
>mismatched belt & shoes
>wearing all-black while not at a funeral
>clothing items with the brand name clearly visible
>visible underwear
>jeans with holes in them
>pants short enough for the ankles to be visible

>playing by fashion rules

Nope. Wear black suits wherever you fucking want.

Fuck off with this "ONLY for X" nonsense.

>>12657184
Do you have a real job? If I wore a black suit to work, everyone would think that I'm an idiot.

>>12657184
>Fuck off with this "ONLY for X" nonsense
Go ahead and wear shorts and a hoodie to a business meeting and see what happens.

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>>12656911
>>12656971
>>12657031
>>12657052
>>12657159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ
We.Are.The.Autos.

>>12657192
I have bad news for you.

>>12657184
i second the last guy, where do you work? what city do you live in where you can get into any places dressing up as a waiter?

>>12657203
Yeah, yeah, even if I already look like an idiot, I don't need to compound it by wearing black suits.

>>12657203
>Calling people autistic for following dress codes and rules

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>hipsters who try too hard to be quirky
toronto is a gold mine for this shit

@kyannaco on ig

>>12657031
I think its fine as long as you don't wear a black tie.

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>>12656911
>wedding
>wearing black

Why do you think you can only wear a black suit to a wedding/funeral?

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thank you tumblr.

>>12658435
My god

>>12658557
because it is way too formal and looks out of place everywhere else, did you even read what anyone else wrote?