ITT: What's the most retarded clothing you're proud

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This hat. I wear it all winter. Probably look like I'm in costume but it's worth it to me.

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This sweater. I accidentally got the wrong size too.

>>12562586
I've wanted to buy weeb clothing like this for so long but I'm not confident enough

>>12562586
where to cop

My entire wardrobe consists of high neck items like turtleneck shirts and what not

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Got this for a skit I was in but I ended up really liking it

a long sleeve shirt that says "SUCK MY DICK" in 1337-language

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Never wore it outside my apartment

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>>12563374
Also this shirt probably also fals into "retarded" category, but I wear it occassionally to parties

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some guy bought it for me on our first day. we never had a second date.

>>12563385
lol. You still wear it tho?

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Soviet cap from afghanistan war

>>12562637
>>12562586
bump

>>12563400
utilitarian=not retarded

>>12563374
damn w2c? really like that actually

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>>12562520
Metal shirts. Luckily I don't own any with really obnoxious prints/logos, but I guess they're a no-go all the way around.

>>12562586
I need this, one size too big, as loungewear

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Unironically this

>>12562586
why would you name a dog pepsi?
it's a walking advertisement now

black "I HAVE GIVEN UP" tracksuit, 2 lazy 2 take a pic

>>12562637
>>12564587
https://paom.com/products/0000000p-midnight-lolis
Similar but with black/white rib. I can try and fix it up so that the rib is colored if you want.

>>12562520
Ugly God wears that shirt in the music video for "Water"

>>12562520
brandon?

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>>12565983

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This.
I like it anyways

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>>12562520
This is good in the winter. Flaps velcro on top. Minor flaps for around forehead etc. Usually wear everything in up position.

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>>12566456
>that skin

>>12565983
>>12566189
different shirts

>>12566547
Go back to middle school, maybe there someone will find your cringey little insults funny.

>>12564628
WHERE TO COP

>>12566651
Its not an insult if your skin is actually that bad
>blotchy
>teletubby pink
>wrinkled to shit
>eyebrows a mess

Are you like 60 years old?

>>12566672
>It's not an insult if it's true
Read that statement back slowly and realise how dumb it really is
Also, listing all that shit doesn't make for an argument. This thread is about embarrassing fashion items, not a roast session for you to act like a cynical 14 year old.

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a own a red shirt with mike roses face in the middle

>>12566189
i bet this faggot streams his hentai

>>12566672
just about, yeah

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>>12562520
My friend got me pic related as a joke gift, but occasionally when we go out I'll wear the hoodie under my coat so he doesn't notice. When we get to a crowded area I'll take off my coat and put on the hood while making it clear he's with me in order to publicly embarass him.