Just found out I meet all the specifications for a male model

>>12541239
>LP 60
Why tho?

>>12541247
>Finding fault with anything because you want to seem above others
Because it fucking works like every single other one you pretentious cunt

>>12541239
what are the specifications? Isn't that hiring process pretty subjective on the employers part?

>>12541260
>every turntable is the same
how come yours doesn't have a counterweight then? enjoy the surface noise your records will develop from that shit deck

what do you mean specifications? post arms, eyes and sillhouette. there are different opportunities for different types. specifications is not too helpful.

>>12541283
...are you retarded? I obviously don't use my records more than once or twice, look at the MPC in the picture. Just think before you make a fool of yourself in the future.

Everything about this pic is cringy. Sampling on a midi controller as opposed to a an actual mpc, using an lp 60 for sampling, TWO midi controllers, those headphones, whew

>>12541378
if you're not a pro those things literally don't matter

>>12541355
You're sampling with an LP 60 with a stock needle, I saw the MPC, I KNOW you're sampling with an LP 60 with a stock needle hence why I posted >>12541247

LP 60 isn't good for anything other than the casual listening of bad presses anyway and impressing basic bitches under 22.

>>12541445
>he fucks girls over 22
How's if feel fucking used goods?

>>12541461
Like I have less to prove.

>>12541471
You're not even arguing with the same person, there are multiple people calling you a cunt in this thread. Like I said, I don't need it for anything other than listening through once or twice. You can keep trying to salvage and dig yourself into the cunt hole as much as you want, just keep replying

>>12541445
>under 22
Where are you getting these stats anon?
>saying the word basic
i dont think theres one of us that is convinced you've impressed a woman in your entire life

>>12541546
> Like I said, I don't need it for anything

>>12541260
People who do that are so lame. They are shit at what they do so they want to feel superior by their choice of products, like that kid who couldn't play sports but always bragged about getting the latest shoes

>>12541546
>thinks he's talking to the same person but that thinks they don't know they're talking to different people
Signs of the first week on 4chan.
It's not my fault OP posted a shitty picture that he thought would impress someone. And probably did on reddit or shit.

But if you can't banter about the shitty equipment why not just say, 'yeah it's shit, I know, but I'm poor/getting a new one soon'.
Then this deplorable thread would have been on page 10 hours ago and we could have gone about our mediocre lives.

>>12541549
>Where are you getting these stats anon?
Aggregate data from when I had an LP-60 about 6 years go.
Sample size of about fifteen.

>i dont think theres one of us that is convinced you've impressed a woman in your entire life
Oh no! Now the people on the filipino pornography forum will think I'm a virgin.

>>12541239
>midi controllers
>audio interface does not have midi support

>focusrite (they are fine but not in this case)
>vinyl
>the cheapest keyboard
>shit monitors

clearly some instagram hipster did this

>>12541973
>why not just say, 'yeah it's shit, I know, but I'm poor/getting a new one soon'.

I see you really want to feel like you won the argument but you already got BTFO by like 3 people itt just go away.

>>12541239
You give the guy at the mall who told you that the $1500 he asked for then pay him for the headshots then he'll get back to you soon for a gig


Don't worry though you'll make that money back with your first gig super legit

>>12542785
>you already got BTFO by like 3 people itt
top kek
just ask mommy and daddy to buy you a new turntable, homie.

Link to your "music" so we can rip it apart.

>>12542042
MIDI out from keyboard into the akai...

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>anon makes thread asking for modelling advice
>thread turns into autists crying and arguing over which autism machine works better
>mfw

>>12543418
not even op or the other 3 people arguing with you. kek

fuck off

>>12541239
Holy shit some people are retarded, why are you asking this on /fa/? Go on any big modelling agency's site and look for where you can send photos in. That's literally it.

But you're probably not good looking enough to be a model anyway :/

>>12543438
I always come back here in hopes of threads like these

>>12541239
>How do I start getting into the business?

Can you suck a dick better than any twink can? If not: learn.

wondering if you must be in a big city to model. i've been told I have to requirements so wanted to apply, but the closest city to me is Boston (1 hour)
like i couldn't find an Icon location in Boston, not sure who to apply to

>>12541260
or maybe he was just trying to convey to OP he might be a good conversation concerning turntables

>Finding fault with anything because you want to seem above others

>>12541239
if you were never scouted, either off or online, then send pictures, hope to hear back and be prepared to suck a dick or two. good luck.

>>12545736
send pictures to which agencies tho? isn't it location based?

>>12545745
go to nyc. go to open calls all day. basically you walk into the agencies and they make you take your shirt off. also all of the guys hiring male models are gaypervs and will try to touch you. give them a firm getthefuckoffame or else you'll be getting groped for the rest of your short career.

>>12545745
also, do the think where david geffen pays you $10k cash to suck your dick. it's real.