How do I achieve David Lynch's ability to dress however

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>>12522643
I mean look at this sloppy motherfucker. But /fa/ as all hell!

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Any one of us would tear the other apart for how terribly this suit fits but he makes it work!

>>12522645

He's /fa/ because he has good facial structure, an old man, artistic creativity and has goofy yet cool looking hair

>>12522666
How do you achieve even the hair part of that aesthetic?? I've tried for similar looks and it always looks overproduced and I look like a tryhard. That make any sense?

>>12522676
Lynch has a very low forehead and hairline, as well as thick and wavy hair. This combination causes it all to work for him, I think. He's an eccentric artist with a style that works for him, and has mostly stuck to what he likes, or perhaps, what he knows others expects from him (could be the case, after so many years, but I think people who stick to very similar styles for a long time normally just like it, disregarding public pressures).

>>12522643
>>12522676

YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE ERRONEOUS NOTION THAT PHENOTYPICAL TRAITS ARE "ACHIEVABLE"; PHENOTYPE EXPRESSION IS NOT MUTABLE AT WILL, NOR CAN YOU PHENOTYPICALLY EXPRESS WHAT IS NOT IN YOUR GENOTYPE.

>>12522678
Actually a thoughtful and cogent answer! Thanks /fa/

>>12522690
Your welcome! If you want to dress like David Lynch, nothing is really stopping you, right? But remember how one's personal style may miss the mark for others. If you have a similar physical resemblance, then I think you're clear, but if you look very different, maybe it would be better to be inspired by him, but not to emulate him as much as possible.

>>12522704
Thanks dude! That's actually really helpful. Been looking for a /fa/ inspiration for a while and I think I'm going to go that way and see what happens

>>12522709
Godspeed. Post an update, if you want to.

>>12522713
Will do. Going to spend the next few days shopping around online looking at similar style clothing and hair tips. It's hard to pull off a look like that without going full autist but I'm going to give it the old college try

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>>12522715
This is nice. There is goodness out there.

>>12522730
My thoughts exactly when having that conversation. No bully and all genuine advice. Thanks /fa/

>>12522643
If by whatever the fuck he wants you mean well-fitted black suits gee I don't fucking know. It's probably his hair though hwich is best achievable by letting it grow for half a year without interfering but keeping the sides short.

>>12522680
Googoo Gajoob!

>>12522678
This.

If you have a full head of healthy hair at that age, you can wear a shit stained cotton sack and it will look decent. For men, hair is everything.

Rape your daughter. Dress in a suit. Spend 2 hours dressing your hair.

for the hair I'd recommend using dust

Buy high waisted khaki trousers and a couple of black and white point collar shirts. Get an unstructured blazer. Derby shoes! Start painting and don't cut the top of your hair.

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>>12522680
>what's surgery

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>>12522643
Become handsome and talented.

>>12522649
bc he's got style

>>12522643
do TM lol

>>12525673

DO YOU MEAN COSMETIC SURGERY? BODILY MUTILATION.

HAVING YOUR BODY MUTILATED DOES NOT CHANGE YOUR PHENOTYPE, NOR YOUR GENOTYPE.

>>12526639
Trip filter engaged

>>12524209
wrong guy

>>12526905
He's thinking Polanski

>>12526979
he isn't, the midget from twin peaks accused lynch of abusing her daughter

>>12526979
No he's thinking donald trump

>>12522680
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>>12526539
I make this mistake too sometimes

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>>12527090
WELL PLAYED, GORDO!

>>12526639
Googoo Gajoob!