>beards are back in fashion >they itch like hell how do

>>12495760
beards are not back in fashion fatty

>>12495760
>>beards are back in fashion
Jokes on you desu.

>>12495760
Beards are for people with weak chins/jawlines.

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>>12495790
>>12495844
>>12495888
Hahahaha. Try harder, children.

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>>12495790
>>12495844
>>12495888

mfw i see this much projecting going on and know that none of them can grow a good beard because they lack the testosterone.

>>12495760
Rub a little bit of olive oil onto your finger tips and rub it into your beard every morning.

Either that or invest in beard oil, beard balm, and a brush.

>>12495790
fpbp

Trim it twice a month, don't stroke it, shampoo it, moisturize it, and line it up.

>>12495919
I like how this dude is running out of money

>>12495921
>>12496023

> Put oil in it!
> Shampoo oil out of it!

I'm getting mixed messages here

>>12495760
I just shaved mine.

Honestly I think a look better, and so does everyone who has seen me shaved so far, but I kinda miss it :(

Excuse the shitty pun, but it really grew on me.

>>12495760
beards have been out for like 2 years, get with the times

>>12496026
>Use pomade on your hair!
>Shampoo the pomade out of your hair!
I'm getting mixed messages here

>>12495790
Step outside, friend. You may not like them but they very clearly are in fashion at the moment. And lots of girls like them because most Gen Y and Z men have no chin.
Beards may be back to stay until such time as parents work out how to stop their kids becoming chinless wonders.

>>12495760
The itching does stop. At least it does with my hair type.

>>12495760


>in fashion

mate its 2017, are you still wearing emo clothing and listening to fallout boy or something?

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>>12495900
>>12495919

>>12495900
Cringeeeeeeeeeeee

>>12495760
beards will never be /fa/ in a city setting, a good 5 o' clock shadow is though

How are they back in fashion. They never went out of fashion for 4 years now.

>>12495919
lmao this shit looks so dumb

he looks like jim carrey in the mask

>>12495760
252/5000
You need to be aware that the average anon here on the board is not able to grow a beard. Therefore, they will do everything to execute memes, such as the fact that all bearded people have a weak jaw to reduce their inferiority complexes.

About 4 weeks of growth and the itching stops.

weak jaw hypothesis is stupid but beards really are out. Don't pull the insecurity bit i'm a hairy motherfucker.

>>12496600
>>12496612
I have good beard growth and a weak jaw so I am very much behind the weak beard hypothesis.
I go into town and there are mostly two kinds of guys with beards.
*Sikhs
*Chinlets

Weak jaws are just a reality of our generation(s). Sedentary childhoods eating soft foods with inattentive parents are what did it to us.

>>12496616
weak jaw hypothesis*

>>12496224
>Gen Y and Z men have no chin.
Holy shit you're retard
Gen Z is clearly the chiniest generation

>>12496627
Go on then, argue your case. Why would Z have more chin? I don't believe they were more active in childhood than Y or eating tougher food than Y.
I'm not invested in this, I'm happy to be proven wrong.

>beards are back in fashion

What is this, 2011?

>he doesn't have his beard trimmed to a 1 to outline his jawline

low test males spotted

>>12496631
your chin doesn't get bigger the more you chew

>>12496649
It's not just the chewing itself but motions like pulling meat off of a bone. The work develops the muscle and the muscle helps the bone to develop in a healthy way. This won't really do much as an adult, you need it as a kid.

Other parts are things like... Not having forward head posture. Forward head posture is a common thing for sedentary people and that throws development off, like mouth breathing.
Mouth breathing is poison for your jaw development but you need not mouth breath, not holding your tongue in the correct spot will do similarly.

It's complex and I am a layman I am not qualified to lecture about all this: what I can say is it's not just some genetic mutation that caused so many young men today to have fucked up faces compared to the men a few generations ago.

>>12495760

tfw giant negroid lips and facial hair only makes it look bigger

>>12496648
>needing a beard to outline your jawline

your the low test male I'm afraid friendo

>>12496026
Shampoo then moisturize. You have to clean it or it gets really gross. You have to moisturize so it doesn't get dry and itchy.

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I have gorgeous blue hooded meme eyes and a perfect nose.

But have a fat round feminine jaw and a somewhat weak chin.

I need a beard to survive, thank god its thick.

>Do you have a good jaw?

Yes-Be clean shaven or have a two day stubble.
No-Grow a beard

If you have a shit chin and can't grow a beard, sorry m8 ur fucked, hope ur atleast tall.

Beards are ugly. It just makes you look like a slob. Hobofashion is never /fa/

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Beards are now OUT of fashion m8

>>12495760
>back in fashion
>trend started in 2010 and became mainstream in 2012

pretty much dead and buried trend

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>>12495760

this is how most dudes with beard look like