>2017
>Wearing cargo shorts
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/real-men-don-t-drive-green-cars-trump-voters-least-n758256
I will never not love this thread
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2017-5
fucking niggers wrong link
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2017-5
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2017-5
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2017-5
>>12468013
The left actually looks better.
Chino shorts are the queerest shit ever
At least cargos are functional and don't make you look like a fuccboi frat faggot
>>12468110
You have to be 18+ to post here bud
>>12468110
It's mainly cause of the model, the right one looks like a vanilla twink. And everything about the shorts and shoes look to prim and proper. Left at least has some texture to work with making it more masculine looking.
They should throw a belt on the left, cut the shorts a little higher over the knee, and take away the cargo pockets. The stitching is great as is cause it adds more texture, making it seem more rugged.
>>12468131
The guy in cargo shorts would murder the the string bean cuckold in other picture
Are you sure? Seemed pretty fitting.
>>12468125
>At least cargos are functional
Ah yes, the functional meme. And what function do they serve you? It's super important to carry a PSVita and 3DS to play Waifu simulators while waiting on the bus.
>and don't make you look like a fuccboi frat faggot
I would rather look like that than an autist
>>12468013
Holy shit who taught these people how to roll their sleeves?
>>12468206
Steve
>>12468125
Someone didnt get a bid
Cargo shorts are definitely bad, but the picture on the right is also bad. Men's shorts are trending toward really short which for most men looks pretty ridiculous. Basically, if you don't have bronze adonis Zyzz legs, you should not be wearing your shorts too much above the knee.
I personally think the shorts in this picture are in general the best fit and length for most guys.
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>>12468013
Guy on the left looks pretty good, nice thick calves
>>12468252
lol
>>12468013
never understood the whole hate on cargo shorts and why men think shorts above the knee without having tanned and or trained legs are okay
>i wear cargo shorts because i do not care what a bunch of pretentious faggots on a fashion board on 4chan says
>>12469189
Why are you here?
Anybody who still wears the right shorts after every single fag in American High School has come around to wear it the past years now is a fucking pleb.
Don't wear cargo shorts with millions of bulky pockets but it is definetly not OK to wear phony, plain, dull shirt with straight above the knee shorts and even more boring shoes than the rest of the outfit already says you seem to say about you.
>Why is right so incredibly hairless? Arms look hairier thna his legs.
>>12468188
Judging by their choice of shoes, neither will be doing any murdering. Anyway who cares? This is about fashion not who is tougher. Please return to /fit/ or your cave or wherever else you came from.