I ate benzos and drank whole weekend now my face is bloated af,

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My jaw usually looks like this

drain blood

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Atm

>>12420065
How

>>12420060
do you have a gf or a sister anon ? maybe she can do some contouring for you you're pretty much out of time for any other solution

>>12420072
Yes

I just need my sharp jawline back maneup cant fix that

>>12420074
cut off carbs keep drinking a shitload of water no coffee your jawline will be back maybe not by 6pm but in like 2 days at most

Should i go to gym wirh hoodie on

>>12420078
What if i just get really dehydrated like dont drink any water +run whole day

>>12420060
how old are you

>>12420086
19

>>12420086
Its just rly hard to type english because im still kinda high

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Ate like 20-30of these during weekend i know it stupid af

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Pls help me /fa i'll do anything i can even send nudes (i got 21cm cock)

If you're hungover it's not really a good idea to sweat it out at the gym or whatever. Your body is dehydrated enough as it is. Just go to the consultation and hope for the best. Also try to be more responsible next time.

>>12420126
I did not drink anythi g yesterday just ate some benzos

>>12420060
go for a long run

>>12420125
I'll help...if you show boipucci.

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>>12420265
Just did it helped but still long way to go

>>12420267

>>12420060
>lose waterweight onmy face

You can't.

You can lose overall waterweight. Put on a garbage bag - not joking - and jog. You'll sweat like a fucking horse. This is an old boxer trick.

But you're likely fucked looks-wise anyway due to lingering effects of your own stupidity. I hope you fail.

>>12420307
Sorry I don't know how to help but that's a nice ass. Would love to give you the ol' jim jam.

>>12420310

Thank you, there's no need to be smart when you're pretty.

30min should be fine if i run fast as fuck?

>>12420318
Thanks :)

>>12420060

1. Drink a lot of water, e.g. 2.5 litres throught the day.
2. Don't eat salt or carbs, but greens and protein.
3. Go for a run, e.g. 5-10 km.

parsley helps with bloating. not sure on the time line though. maybe chew gum and work your jaw out?

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>>12420324
Thanks will do
Also does thiss outfit work


Gucci neglace seiko watch

I will put jeans on later ofc

>>12420323
Done already

>>12420332
HAHAHAHA

>>12420332
No jean on jean

>>12420332
Cute underwear ;)

>>12420340
I take that as no?

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Better?

I hope i'll get in they pay like 6k a day.
And they loved pics i send for em

>>12420347
fucking hell mate

ice packs on the face bruh

Well, guess what it means to be an adult. Make stupid decisions, win stupid prices.

Ya took benzos a day before a major day. And now you're fucked and being cute wont help you this time.

>>12420524
It did they fucking loved me

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Owner kept eyefucking mewhole time i told her i like to keep my options open so she will personally call me 3weeks from now. If i havent got better deal by then they would love to cast me

Thanks /fa

Now im need to get some coke

>>12420596
You're gonna be a junkie your whole life and burn out by the time you're in your mid 20s. Have a good life m8

>>12420596
Coke will burn a hole through your soft tissue in your nose and the high has some pretty fucked psychological side effects. Just do a shit load of mdma my man. High is great, after effects are short term memory loss and slightly worse reaction to stress. It's also hella cheap compared to coke,

>>12420632
Seriously. He sounds like a fucking moron already, can you imagine what a few more years of hard drugs and model party scene will do?

>>12420344
Don't listen to them anon he doesn't deserve you
he sounds like a meanie anyway :^)

this isn't fair

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It's all about looks

>>12420643
overdoing mdma can fuck you up as well, i've had some pretty messed up mental issues from it when i used to a lot in the past, still kind of hanging around 3 years on.

also had random stuff like mid-week fainting etc etc.

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>>12420096
You're a fucking moron

>>12422669
Jello

>>12422682
Changed my mind, you keep on doing you my man. I own shares in Orion pharma

>>12420060
Amfetamine

>>12420125
I really think we missed out here...

I just wanted to say that the guy you sent on a raiding mission to /fit/ is a moron and doesn't know how to link. See >>41200368

>>12422715
damn
>>>41200368

>>12422715
>says the idiot that can't cross-link
>>/fit/41200368

>>12420062
>ryynikännit :D

>>12422718
http://www.4chan.org/fitness/post/41200368

Www.fit.org

>>12422723
Tää :D

>>>/fit/41201222 i chuckled

>>12422786
Suomesta oon juu sain bännit jostai syystä vurokaudeks pitäs juu rajottaa noita ryynejä :D

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>>12423359
Mun muijasta tuli vaa iha ylimustasukkanen ku oonyhtäkkiä superikas joku voi käänt jos tahtoo

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>>12423402
not your personal diary

Run a hot bath and hold an umbrella right over your head
Your very own mini-sauna

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>>12420332
Jos sul ei parempaa oo...

>>12423431
Natsas jo ja meni vitu nappii kiitti /fa <3 käyn viel muutamas muus toimistos täs 3viiko aikana ny dieetti päälle eikä huumeita :D

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>>12420060

>>12420299
Where is your neck dude

>>12420332
>neglace :DDDD

>>12423640
why some people are so jealous, he obviously has better everything than you

>>12420596
party on

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>>12420332

nope

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This thread makes me feel bad