What is /fa/'s idea of the perfect human? Demeanor,

>>12401473
Not living you looooooool owned noob fucking OWNED!

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basically the guy from Un Homme Qui Dort

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>>12401614
True, this film is my inspo

Tall, dark, handsome, fit, rich/powerful, not anorectic stick legs.

>>12401473
ummm is that a gif of that WW2 cosplayer..

>>12401637
>that WW2 cosplayer..
Get the fuck out

>>12401473
bleached-white skeleton in the desert, bony arms wrapped around a golden chalice, springs to life and gains a thirst for blood when living souls draw near

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Dark brown hair
Male
6'3" tall
24 years old
Dark brown eyes
7.5" penis
65kg low body fat %
Clean skin, but also slightly rough from active lifestyle
Small facial scar from childhood with a cool story
Recognizes his flaws and consistently works on them
Follows morning and night skin care routine daily without fail
Consumes drugs and alcohol only when with friends
Interested in high fashion, but wears only what suits him
Has sex at least once every three days only in his own bed
Has overcome any fears that controlled him in any way
Family related tattoos on wrist and above collarbones
University education, chooses to work at clothing store
No clear physical deformities, including freckles and pimples etc.
Understands his own limits and works to further them
Thick, quickly growing facial hair shaved daily

The rest is whatever, imo some addictions are /fa/ mainly drug and sex addictions, only when you keep them controlled enough so they don't completely ruin your life or job. Also a jack russel terrier that isnt crazy hypo

>>12401473
the man u posted

>>12401672
>taking the bait that hard

He's obviously familiar with knoch if he said "ww2 cosplayer" when that gif had nothing to do with ww2 or cosplay

Dummy

>>12401473
> white
> reads a book a week
> BMI under 20
> tall
> sunglasses
> heterosexual
> owns at least one leather jacket
> has no 9-to-5 job, but still has money

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Me
Otherwise, the man from Pi
>>12401614
>>12401621
Top Plens

short
blond (leaning towards lighter blonde)
just above shoulder length hair
thin fingers
awkward/self aware
kinda blocky/square-ish facial features, round is too boring
likes dogs and has a good relationship with them
wears skirts

>>12403364
this is the most cringeworthy thing i've read on 4chan

>>12403364
include me in the /r/cringe screencap

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>>12401473

imagine the g-forces he could resist

>>12403364
>also slightly rough from active lifestyle
>work at clothing store

>>12403845
>short
nice try little guy

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>>12403875

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>>12403364
these are the people who criticize your fits
these are the people we share a board with

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>>12403364
>>12401621
>>12401614
>>12401473
i hate retards like this
this is their idea of an "effay" person

>lives in "cool trendy city" like copenhagen or some other "cultured" place
>wears black 90% of the time because "dude it's so edgy"
>dark hair and light eyes because that's what /fa/ considers effay for whatever reason
>pale as fuck with bags under eyes(girls don't find that attractive)
>has a "brooding" or "mysterious" personality
>mid 20's
>starving artist type, for some reason smoking, drinking lots of coffee and getting no sleep is "effay" for you faggots
>hobbies include philosophy (even though most /fa/ggots have never even read a book on philosophy) and looking out the window at night while smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee because "muh deep"
>lonely as fuck and depressed because /fa/ loves to romanticise mental illness


screencap this post and paste it whenever faggots like this come up. they're so cliche and cringy.

>>12403937
im 6ft and i like the idea of short girls. like 5'3.

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~*~the cutest girl to have ever posted on this board~*~

>>12404020
Lmao. Half this stuff applies to me. I'm not effay at all though. I barely even visit this board
>>lives in "cool trendy city" like copenhagen or some other "cultured" place
New Orleans. Kinda cool at times. Trendy, I doubt. Much culture.
>>wears black 90% of the time because "dude it's so edgy"
I wear a lot of black, yes.
>>dark hair and light eyes because that's what /fa/ considers effay for whatever reason
Doesn't apply. My eyes are pretty dark too.
>>pale as fuck with bags under eyes(girls don't find that attractive)
Pale, no. Baggy eyes, yes.
>>has a "brooding" or "mysterious" personality
Kinda.
>>mid 20's
Late 20s. Basically 30 at this point.
>>starving artist type, for some reason smoking, drinking lots of coffee and getting no sleep is "effay" for you faggots
Grew out of coffee phase, trying to quit smoking. The sleep deprivation is real though
>>hobbies include philosophy (even though most /fa/ggots have never even read a book on philosophy) and looking out the window at night while smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee because "muh deep"
M-my degree is in Philosophy (No. It did not help me get a job. Shut up)
>>lonely as fuck and depressed because /fa/ loves to romanticise mental illness
Very lonely, although depression comes and goes.

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>>12404265
Doesn't matter if you look like shit

>>12401473
my ex

>>12404020
Finally someone I can agree with.

>>12404341
woah im speechless

>>12404020
THIS IS TRUE

>>12404265

what kind of jobs are out there for philosophers anyway, think tanks?

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>>12403364
>6'3"
>65kg
Found your guy

>>12404341
He looks like the kinda of guy that a guy like me would rape in the shower in prison.

>>12405951
Teaching philosophy.

>>12403364
jack russells are fucking disgusting

>>12404265
>is American
When will you guys understand that being effay is an European/Asian thing only?

>>12403364
the perfect human chooses to work minimum wage for the rest of their life? is the uni education an art history degree?

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this guy

he's got the right idea

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>>12404020
fucking this


The whole existentialist meme is so fucking overdone, it's just boring

>>12406129
university teachers often write books (which they shill during seminars) and get paid as "researchers" for "research projects"

>>12406170
1/10000 art history majors will do this the rest work for 10 dollars an hour for the rest of their lives and think they're better than people with real jobs

>>12406172
Why does it make you so upset that people just do what they want?

>>12406172
yeah, in burgerland

>>12406172
uh no, 1/100 lit/arts major will end up doing the job he wants (and will live decently off of it), the rest will do a "real" job.

It's not like there are art history sweatshops where the lowest-ranking art historians make low-quality art history for low wages cause they can't do anything else.

>>12406181
if by job he wants u mean work retail then sure

what im trying to get at is art history students are the biggest retards of all time

If i had a big penis, i'd be fine even if i'm fat and short.

>>12406177
lol u mad u were too stupid to do anything useful in life so u did art history or some other gay shit like that so you could have the "university experience" ie u get solid c's in ur useless degree and do blow around kids who went to art school

>>12406196
And you made your point with unchallenged verve and elegance. You probably convinced more than one person here, me included.

>>12406129
Chooses to work doing what he enjoys, not in it for the money

>>12406198
drop trip matty-boy.

nobody cares about your gripe with a particular field of science.

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Perfection

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>OP self-sucking this hard

Tall, muscular, blond hair, blue eyes
Live alone in LA
Small no frills but liveable apartment
Wears satin jacket everywhere
Stunt driver by day
Getaway driver by night
Dark and brooding

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>>12406627

>>12406125
>Asian
not so fast wang chung