How do I achieve that look without looking like a total

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>>12389459
You are a total attention whore if you want to achieve this look OP

>>12389466
Fuck u no style having shitface!

Greens, greens, nothing but greens:
Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery,
Asparagus and watercress and
Fiddleferns and lettuce-!
He said, "All right,"
But it wasn't, quite,
'Cause I caught him in the autumn
In my garden one night!
He was robbing me,
raping me,
Rooting through my rutabaga,
Raiding my arugula and
Ripping up the rampion
My champion! My favorite!-
I should have laid a spell on him
Right there,
I could have turned him into stone
Or a dog...
Or a chair...
But I let him have the rampion-
I'd lots to spare.
In return, however,
I said, "Fair is fair:
You can let me have the baby
That your wife will bear.
And we'll call it square."

>>12389471
you forgot the paprika

Don't leave your home.

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>>12389459

an apocalyptic anorak with scarfs or rags from Yohji or Rick all over you

>>12389459
Live in Syria or middle eastern country it would look 100% weird anywhere else OP.

>>12389763
Nice! Thanks anon.

Live alone in the forest or maintains or never leave your house except between midnight and dawn.

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>>12389832
Lol, thanks Mr Fuckface

>>12389459
Hold up a sign asking for spare change everywhere you go. Absolutely no one will pay attention to you.