skinny-fat / wide-hips guy needs fashion advice. what to wear

>>12341327
Rick Owens makes pretty nice, drapey stuff. You should check him out.

you poor guy

have you checked yourself for hypogonadism?

How wide your hips are?

>>12341330
Rick is a meme amd if you wear any of his stuff below the belt you are probably autistic

>>12341932
5'9"

>>12341327
Holy shit you're nowhere near skinny LUL. I'm 5'9'' and 56kg.

Lose weight, fatty. Have a modicum of discipline and eat 500 pounds less than your TDEE. "Skinnyfat" is not a body type, it's a personal failure of discipline.

https://www.iifym.com/iifym-calculator/

>>12341966

*500 calories, kek

>>12341327
You're not skinnyfat just fat.
I'm 5'8", 65 kg and even I wouldn't call myself skinnyfat these days.

Get muscular kid

>>12341327
w2c godly figure butterface gf?

>>12341327
>5'9"
>76kg
>"skinnyfat"

hmmmm

>>12341942
>how wide your hips are?
>5'9"
????

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>>12341942
>>12343024
i think i found an image of OP

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>>12343041
This

>>12341941
can confirm, have ramones and aspergers

>>12341327
Wear long coats and things that generally conceal your wide ass.

Start working out you fat fuck

I'm 5 10' and 48 kg lol get on my level GUIZ

>>12343046
why do i find this hotter than if she were naked

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>>12343970

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>>12343975
wait, this isn't the right image, i meant this one

>>12342407
How does your body look like? Im 5"8' 68 kg and looking at how low I should go

>>12343988
Bump

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>>12341327
who is this semen demon?

>>12343046
>>12344610
She's fucking gross.

how about you lose some fat you retard
read the /fit/ sticky and lose weight and do upper back and shoulder exercises you fucking retard

>>12341327
ITS PHOTOSHOP, CLEAR AS DAY, ITS LIKE YOU DIDNT SPEAND A QUARTER YOUR LIFE WATCHING PORN, BAKA

>>12341966
This

Skinnyfat is just being out of shape. It's so pathetic when people whine about "skinnyfat" or worse yet, klinefelters. 99.99% of the time, they're just out of shape fucks.

>>12344881
>>12344906
op here, i'm already working out, but i can't lose fucking weight on my bones. my hip-bones are wide, there is only little excess fat on them.

the question is, what can i wear that is more loose but doesn't look like shit

>>12341351
Most cases of wide hips is simply genetics

>>12341327
Go to the gym fgt

Over 30 replies not a single advice

well done /fa/

>>12341327
Wear slim fit jeans and t-shirts that are boxy (regular fit). Don't wear anything that hugs your waist and you should be fine.

>>12343970

Because her breasts are still supported... Not dribbling on the floor.

>>12344713

A bit of a butterface, maybe.

Def not gross.

>>12344713
acting like yo desperate ass is fucking fine models and shit 10 times out of 10 you're either virgin and ugly or banging ugly and or average looking hoes pretending you wouldn't fuck other average looking hoes you see online

>>12343955
no skel alowd

>>12341327
>skinny fat
>wide hips
Get a sex-change and enjoy life as a conventionally attractive woman.

>>12344713
calm down she is normal

>>12341327
>76kg
>5'9
>skinnyfat
>skinny
dude, you're well into real fat guy shit

oversized sweats

>>12341330
rick owens at 5'9 and 76kg is gonna look terrible

>>12341944
>not 5' 11"54 kg

>>12350787
I think that's the joke.

>>12349074
this, show feminine penis

>>12341327
Same problem op, except I'm 5 lbs fatter. Techwear pants (especially with pockets), denim trench coats, chore coats etc. frankly this isn't a negative male feature as long as you keep working out op. At least you don't actually have a thick ass like I do, I used to be well above 270 lbs and the ass just has only shrunk slightly 100 lbs and 2 years later.

>>12344713
>implying you have fucked a girl with bodily proportions this delicious

i bet you enjoy fat bitches

>>12344713
You're fucking gay

I'm 6ft and 70kg, wide hips and I am fat as fuck lel

Why dont you just do like 5 pullups per day until you have a back and shoulders? Add pushups and get a chest and arms. Your hips dont lie anon, they are telling you to fix your proportions, not hide them with clothes like some woman.

>>12341327
>5'9"
>170 lbs

Well for reference I'm 6'4" but weigh 185 lbs

You're not skinnyfat, you're fat as fuck dude. Jesus

>>12341327
>tfw literally in the same situation as you

It fucking sucks man. I just want my legs to look normal.

>>12353664
This, basically

If I had a nickel every time someone bitches about this shit but is just fat >>12345165

Lose weight OP, preferably while building muscle

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>>12351573
Yeah I wish, I'll drop to 54, but sadly I can't do much about height.

>>12341327
>skinny-fat
>5'9" and around 76kg
lose weight

>>12341327
you are not skinny fat, you are borderline obese

>>12353838
This

What makes people lose common sense over this? Do they think just because they don't have a santa claus stomach, they aren't flat out fat? Being fat comes in different ways

>>12341330
This is the worst fucking advice you could have given to him

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>>12344713

>>12353838
according to BMI he is within normal. barely though

>>12351573
We said lose weight. Not be a scrawny faggot

>>12353916
It's a bit of both if you start off fat.

Assuming you don't have any muscle anyway, you cut to lose some excess body fat, then start eating more while lifting.

>>12353900
Sorry OP, BMI also assumes you're working with some muscle. The fact you genuinely think you have "wide hips" is a dead giveaway you've got no muscle and just excess fat