Can we start a haircut thread? Super pissed right now. Grew

You didn't go to a barber. A barber is male. And they know how to cut a males hair. You fell for the salon meme.

>>12297750
I guess so. I never liked Judes but I figured, with their popularity, they would be good. There was a Greatclips right across the street, and some place called "Daves barber shop" close too.

Seriously though, 6 fucking months of growing it out for some bitch to completely ignore what I said and just sear it all off. It's like she just listened to NOTHING I said.

>>12297758
*Shear

To make it worse, I have work tomorrow. Ugh....

>>12297758
Sucks. Took me a while to find a good barber in my area. Salons don't know how to do anything except play with girls hair before they go to prom and charge them hundreds of dollars for it.

>>12297718
ANOTHER ONE? STOP MAKING THREADS FOR SELF INTEREST. THERES LIKE 4 HAIRCUT THREADS ALREADY UP.

If you are a moron like OP, here are some tips
>go to catalog
>control/command+F
>search hair
Boom, there it is. Now you don't have to write a retarded blog for a new thread.

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>>12297777
REEEE

if you literally can't communicate with your hairdresser then you deserve to get a shit haircut.
If i have any problems when I get a haircut I speak up straight away before the damage becomes permanent.

Grow a spine you fucking loser OP

>>12297765
Yeah, but Judes is supposed to be "for men". So tired of these idiotic barbers. I've had more bad haircuts than I have good. They ALWAYS cut it too short, no matter how many times I fucking tell them. It's like there is only one length a male could every possibly have set in stone in their minds.

>>12297777
Or I could just make one myself to explain my individual situation. Take your quads and fuck off.

>>12297790
So my telling her 4 times, and showing her a fucking photograph isn't enough "communication"? Maybe they should try listening and not being mentally handicapped to the point of a fucking dead moose.

What should I try next time? Maybe write an article on the foundation and history of hair cutting leading to the direct dimensions of my haircut, then tattoo the shit on her face?

>>12297797
so as soon as she fucked up you stayed quiet until it got worse and worse?
kill yourself dude

>>12297804
She had already sheared off almost all of the length down to two inches. Should I have walked around like that? She didn't do it slowly. The fade was going great the:

:CUT CUT CUT

Gone.

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>>12297791
Yes, just make ANOTHER ""individual"" thread like the others. Dude fuck off.

>>12297827
Just because you posted that, I probably will make another individual thread tomorrow. Just too piss you off. This is fucking 4chan, now a well organized file folder. Who gives a shit if you see similar threads. How many threads have I seen about footwear, or mens jackets? A bunch. But I'm not a whiney cunt so I just scroll on.

I bet you think strippers really like you. Dumb fuck.

>>12297847
Not who you're responding to but you're missing the point. This isn't about upsetting people it's about the fact that when you make a bunch of
threads for the same thing each one gets less attention than they would all in one which
splits up the posters and slows down each individual thread.

If everything pertaining to the same subject would stay in one thread there'd be more regular activity.

Also, based on the way you're responding im going to assume you're underage or autistic. Whichever you are, I think you should just stop posting in general.

>>12297858
>I think you should just stop posting in general

No.

Also, I don't give a fuck what you "think". How's that float with you?

Thanks for bumping the thread though.

>>12297847
What a childish mindset. You really are the problem with current /fa/ and the website as a whole.
>this is the chans we can do whatever we want
>How many threads have I seen about footwear, or mens jackets? A bunch. But I'm not a whiney cunt so I just scroll on.
>Waah how come he gets to and I can't! It's not fair!

I'm pretty much with >>12297858 said. All you did was make a thread because you got upset. That's pathetic, man.

sg'd and reprt'd

>>12297718

Bruh this hair is short as fuck. Like, three inches. Barely reaches past his eye. You have to wait two months. You'll live.

Now come back to me when you've spent a year growing out six inches and they fuck up a haircut. Then get back to me.

At least you still have your health, Anon.

>>12297718
jesus chirst just find a local barber you actually personally know.

amerifats really are retarded

>>12298132
A year for six inches? What are you, black or something?

>>12298142
I'm an alcoholic, lol.

>>12298184
Sure, just let me sign up for the "befriend a fucking barber" website.

>>12297892
No. Body. Cares.

>>12297847
fucking kill youself op

>>12298203
maybe try going outside once in a while, use that alcoholism i do the same.

People love it when you can drink a shit ton.

>>12297892
/thread

>>12298260
They do. I'm pretty high functioning for the time being. Plus I work at a bar so...you know.

>>12298203

The question is are you a stupid nigger or what

Use fucking Google and see that your hair grows 1/2 an inch a month. 12 months / 0.5 = 6 months.

>>12298294

12 / 0.5 = 24 dumbass

>>12298296

fucking kill me

12 x 0.5 = 6

>>12298294
Hm, guess mine just grows fast as fuck then.

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>>12297750

>>12298274
I met my barber during carnaval (dutchfag here).

My hair is receding but he covered it up perfectly and i have been getting compliments for my haircut everyday feels great.

hes pretty young and balding to so he understands try to find someone like that.

>>12298274
No i dont know. What do u mean anon

>>12298321
You Dutch are so weird. How the hell do you meet random barbers at carnivals?

>>12298351
I dunno man, I just drink a lot.

>>12298361
get drunk talk shit, "ooh wtf you're a barber in my hometown? I'll swing by tomorrow".

best decision i ever made.

>>12297718
Go to an actual barber and not great clips or some chain

>>12297781
Pf

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Be honest, how fucked is my hair?

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>>12300919
This is you

Getting a haircut today at an african barber's

Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger

>>12300919
looks good man, I wanna get mine like that

>>12300919
I like it.

>>12297718
Taking this pic to the barber on saturday.

Will update with result.

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Don't know what to do with this hair, need to either figure out how to style it or find a good cut for my face shape. How do i be pretty?

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How can I get hair like pic related if my hair is naturally straight and lies flat? New to hair stuff so I have no idea what i could put in it to make it do this.

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Went to a salon because im a gayboi and didnt want a masculine cut. it was my first time not at a barbers, so i was nervous, but not only did they give me a free massage, they also gave me complimentary brownies and hot chocolate! and just to top it all off, i really like the haircut they gave me too.

i had a really nice experience allaround, im definitely going to go back next time. the place I went to specifically was called The Lounge, and its based in Soho - id recommend it if youre a Londoner like me.

>>12302852
You look like a butch lesbian, who you attracting what??
with that haircut no way Senpai

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Best day in a while

>>12302873
i havent ever really had a problem attracting guys desu
im pretty muscular and quite personable, so its quite easy for me. i think gay standards are quite different to hetero ones.

in fact, i actually have 3 simultaneous FWB relationships going on atm :-p

>>12302883
you look underage but i guess your hair is nice despite that

>>12302873
>androgynity is bad
Spotted the poser.

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what can i do to make my hair not shit? i am going for a couple of jobs soon

>>12302807
have you tried growing it out? also id say keep your fringe out of your face in the meantime

>>12302852
you look like a cutie

>>12300998
wtf is that?

thats the most autistic hair ive seen

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r8?

>>12304092
clean shave. now

>>12304092
would look better without the shaved-in side part.

but even then it's highschoolteachertryingtolookcool/10

>>12304104
I look terrible clean shaven, tried it last autumn.

>>12302852
It's nice man. I love the proportions and volume, nice cut. Hair looks almost dirty though

>>12303592
I'm probably growing it out for the next six months or so, I just don't know how to keep it manageable in the meantime. That pic is a little more unstyled than usual because I spent most of the day doing lab work and not talking to anyone, but I usually have the fringe to some extent because I've got a huge forehead.

So the left side of my hair always has more volume than the right side, which makes it real tough to do a symmetrical style where it all goes back. Anyone have tips to fix this?

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>>12304439
I started growing out the top of my hair a bit more and I also started using pomade and I'm really liking it. The pomade can last a couple days between shampooing my hair. I woke up with my hair like this so I barely need to try that hard to get it how I like.

>>12304474
Didn't mean to reply with this post.

>>12297865
lol no

>>12298203
lol u just cared haha

>>12304092
basic fuccboi/10 get thee to Fabric to pull a drunk slag.

>>12302852
Central London salons are ridiculously priced, but I've never had a bad haircut from them.
Chains and barbers (even the fanciest ones) have been consistently shit in my experience.

>got highlights in my hair because of a dare
>looks fucking terrible

how do i get this shit to fade quickly?

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I got a undercut a couple days ago & I love it.

>>12302883
Little bitch faggot, you're a shame to my race

>>12302883
1
8

Hey /fa/gs I have medium-lenght wavy (kinda thick) hair now and I'm clueless as to what kind of styling product I should use: pomade, styling cream? please help!!!

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>>12305312
This is good if you want a slight shaping effect without the stiffness of hairspray or wax.

Plus it smells divine.

>>12298203
you care OP

now put yer balls to the wall fuckboiiii

>>12304092
varg/10

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>>12303921
it's a molko mullet

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What do I tell a barber to get this haircut? What length would you guess the top and sides are?

>>12306241
I was thinking of getting an undercut, how do you keep it styled?

>>12306241
Sorry this >>12306514
was meant for >>12304790

>>12306241
just bring the picture

>>12297790
PERMANENT

>>12297847
hey asshole, what's your problem. I dont come here everyday like you do probably ... I expected to find a hairstyle thread and there is one , what else is more important in personal style and fashion then a good haircut

sorry >>12306775
I mean him >>12297827

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>>12297718
An all too familiar problem for me too. After they fuvked up my hair for the n-th time i decided to start showing instructions i drew myself on my phone...
It's a work in progress still but will be going to a totally new hairdresser next week and will post results

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>>12306789
2

>>12304077
Bakstreet's back , ALRIGHT

>>12304092
dont listen to these fucks .. it looks good on you, and fits you... more important is how does the other side look like?

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what's the name of this haircut?

>>12304104
Nah man. He's got a slight overbite and not much of a chin. The beard really works for him.

>>12306549

I brought the pic to a few different people and every time they cut it too short. I figured maybe it'd be easier to just give them lengths.

>>12304077
the yung leo haircut lookin good asf

>>12306827
bowlcut

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When my hair isnt weighed down by the lenght of my hair it puffs up like it does on the sides of my hair. What do?

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My last haircut was October 2014 I kind of want to cut it again and go for the young leo which is what I had before I started growing it out but I'm afraid of the same thing that happened to OP happening to me I really don't want a fucking macklememe haircut again and I can just see them fucking it up.

>>12307053
your fear is clearly showing in the length of your hair

>>12304077
best young leo i've seen in a while

>>12307042
use some hair wax you dweeb

Is there any way to wear a manbun or ponytail without looking like a faggot?

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>>12307127
yes
be japanese

>>12307053
Nice eyebrows

>>12307155
>hot_asian_dude.jpg
>looks like a bum

Incidentally, I need help from you, knowledgeable people of /fa/.
Is there a hair styling gel/pomade/fiber/cream that is simple in ingredients without noticeable skin irritants?

I have skin problems, acne, scalp, etc. Skincare products always try to avoid a long list of ingredients, especially known skin irritants.

>>12307341
hes hiroki nakamura, a top fashion designer
u fucking pleb

What are some good haircuts that are somewhat messy on top and don't require a lot of hair on the sides?

>>12304077
post pic from behind pls

>>12307097
Not the guy who made the post, but I used to have it like that. Hair wax doesn't help at all. You just need to get a haircut sadly, or use some really good conditioner.

>>12307053
Your hair beatiful and sexy the way it is. Don't change it please!!!!

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>>12307361
A undercut with a fringe. Look some videos or pictures of it. Pic is what it somewhat looks like. You can get it depending on how faggy you want it to look like. Look up some pics and videos of it, there are some interesting variations out there.

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>>12307323
>>12307373
thank u thanks

this was 2 years ago

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If only my hair is not thinning.

>>12307391
Long hair looks way better. This looks ok. However I know the feeling when you miss or want a new hairstyle after having the same one for a long time. It doesn't always pay off. I used to have very anime/boyish looking hair and looked pretty feminine, but overall pretty good looking and I got a very generic cut, and I have to wait for it to grow out so I can cut it again.

Is it possible for long hair to look good without a beard?

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Haven't got a haircut in about 4 weeks. What should I do? Color? Cut?

>>12306827
French crop w/step

>>12302886
>i actually have 3 simultaneous FWB relationships going on atm

Gay culture, everybody

>>12297758
did you pay for the cut? if you clearly didn't get what you paid for, why didn't you just refuse to pay for the service?

>>12307512
You should kys

>>12307900
OK will do friend

/r/ing inspo for thin hair. Not thinning hair, my hair has always just been naturally thin.

>>12300919
look greasy in from pic.

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Need an alternative to this that smells good. It's the only American Crew thing that work for my shorter hair. Need something matte.

>>12297718
I've been growing my hair out since Halloween. Can I go to a salon or a barber and have them try whatever they want? Or is am I just wasting my time?

>>12308164
Try the fiber, my guy. It's got great hold and it dries with little to no shine.

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>>12308193
I can't remember if that's the one that smells like a dentist's office. I'll check it out thanks man.

I think I'll order this too online and give it a try.

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Recommended haircuts pls?
Only pic I have of me where you can see my hair properly, I don't take many.

what about dying it? I really want to try dying as I've never done it before but don't want to go through the process of bleaching only to regret it the next day.

ive been growing the top out for a long time. I'm gonna get it thinned out but keep the length. whats something I can put in it to make it seem smooth or style it with

>>12308698
Idk about your hair product question but be fucking careful when thinning the top out.
A lot of amateurs will take off way too much length even when specifically instructed not to do so.

I had to add 3 months to get the style I wanted because the first guy I went to took off over two inches from my fucking hair while "thinning" it. (not OP)

Fuck, I know how you feel OP. Practically the same thing happened to me at [spoiler]Mastercuts[/spoiler]

>>12308367
Don't dye it. Your hair looks really nice and if you dye it you'll have to lighten it probably. Bleaching can cause hair to fall out (looking sparse) and be dry and break more easily (looking like hay). Your features (dark eyebrows, large browbone) are better fit for dark hair. Go a bit shorter on the sides and take some off the top. You'll look great :)

>>12308869
Thank you, I'm glad I finally got an opinion.
The whole bleaching process seemed a bit much to me partially because of what you mentioned.
Thanks for the advice, anon!

>>12297718
>Barber
>Her

There's your problem, faggot

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thread resolution: maybe if u stop going to stripmall barbers in flyover suburbia u will stop getting trash haircuts

thread resolution no. 2: dont get a fucking woman to cut ur hair

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what do i do with my overgrowth of a mop

im thinking of just buzzing and going for dalai lama meme

>>12309014
asian hair looks fucking shit man

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>>12309014
p o n y t a i l

>>12307053
what's wrong with keeping it like this? You stand out and it looks fine. Do you really want to be a fuckboy clone like everyone else in here? I know girls who would date you based on your hair alone and you can always tie it back and look professional.

>>12309014
Get some glassess.

>>12306789
Took me years to realize that.

>>12307155
man im so fuckin jealous that asian dudes can pull of this scruffy look so well

Anybody have any inspo for basic but still good looking men's cuts? i'm growing out of a "short on sides, long on top, styled back" cut and just want something that requires little to no maintenance

I'm tired of spending so much time and money on gel and hairspray and shit

Any male hairdressers here?

Will a barber/stylist know what to do if I ask for some texture on the top of my head? What would that look like?

Should I go to a barber or a salon for my long hair? I'm getting it cut shorter, but not by much.

>>12297761
>not cutting your own hair

Manlets never learn

>>12309223
what do with the sides
>>12309291
i have glasses they're just hiding behind my hair lmao

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I kinda wanted to dye my hair gray but I'm kinda worried its to school shooter tier. did this in Photoshop real quick
>no bully

Guys, the time has come. My hair is thinned the fuck out. Any tips on what to do with a bald head other than crying myself to sleep?

>>12310761
are you that famous actor who stars in american horror story?

>>12310779
nigga I painted hair on my head
>>12310783
I wish I was gay Spock, he has a great jawline

>>12310770
Caps and beanies if you're still pretty young

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>>12310792
I'm 25. Guess I'll aim for something like this.
Fuck it, shaving it now.

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Hey /fa/ help me to choose hair color

>>12310878
Purple

>>12310878
Ash or v light pink

Its a meme but why not

>>12310878
Girl or cute boy?

>>12310878
how do you get straight hair like that???????

>>12310761
Wouldn't recommend it for you

>>12297718
Go find yourself a Cuban or puerto Rican barber. The less English the speak the better. My barber can only say hello and other basic barber things in English. He does an amazing job and I don't have to make stupid small talk.

>>12297718
Le beard with le angry serious face.jpg.meme

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Starting to look a lil too 09 Bieber for my comfort; how can I fix this? Totally willing to use dye/products/whatever. Front runner atm is a shaggy bowl with the sides brought in super close.

>>12312211
Genetics or a flat iron

>>12311117
meme
>>12312012
pink wouldn't fit
>>12312095
just boy
>>12312211
>>12313452

>>12300919
looks greasy, you need to get a professional to sort that shit out

>>12313444
Your hair looks fine but for the love of god
>SHAVE THE BEARDHAIRS. ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING DISGUSTING HAIRS UNDER YOUR LIP
>pluck your unibrow hairs
>do some skincare, skin looks dry and nose is dirty

>>12313613
uh sure i can do all that but i'd still like hair advice; not happy with this look at all

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I've been growing my hair for 7 months now. Since about 2 months ago it keeps flicking up and sideways at the front (circled part). Is there any way I can stop it doing that?

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What haircut do i get /fa/? leaning towards a fringe-type deal right now.

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What's the name of this haircut?

>>12304092
If you got /fit/ maybe the beard would be okay

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I wanna put highlights or potentially dye my hair.

im thinking a dark blonde, potentially grey charcoal highlights or dyed. would it suit? or should i stick to my natural very dark brown

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Every time my hair gets longer it does this in front even when I comb / brush it. I've tried training it, wearing a cap (especially for the wind, it fucks it up bad). I wanted something like Alex Turner. Not sure what else I can do without it turning it back into this. No matter what I do, it comes back.

>>12307053
definite man-bun potential

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>>12314366

Adding it another example of what I mean. I have this part of my hair that won't stay back or stay out of my face.

>>12307512
get the sides trimmed, take better care of what you have on top

>>12300919
You have maxmoefoes haircut

>>12307155
>
how to get the sides to go all back like that pic?

>>12302821
Use a product, maybe start out with something basic like ACF or some other american crew stuff if you want lower hold.

Just FYI, nobody's hair is like that naturally, your pic related is definitely using some sort of product.

>>12304092
metrosexual/10

>>12314376
>>12314366
Use some goddamn styling products. wtf is this, why are you on /fa at all?

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>>12313444
maybe go for

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>>12304092
>these are the people posting on /fa/

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What's the general consensus on thick curly hair? mine's change from big curls into some sort of afro in no time!

>have 2 haircut threads up at once
>hardly any advice, just people asking stuff and getting barely any response except for cute or lol
This board is shit

>>12315852
I'm the one who asked about giving yourself a haircut on the other thread. A few responses.
Got myself a clipper and did it today.

>>12304092

merchant is that you?

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What should I do with my faggy haircut?

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>>12315973
Buzz

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What's this haircut called?
It's not flat-top, I mean the top is really not flat.

>>12297758
Gotta stop getting your hair cut by women desu. Learned this in high school

tfw you see your best friend in this thread
i wish i could be /fa/

>>12313694
I have this same problem familia im trying to fix it. what I do is take a comb after towl drying your hair and twist the hair the other way. use a blow dryer and train it to go that way every time when u dry it. idk how well itll work though I havent really tried it that much

>letting a woman touch anything other than your dick