What's a good alternative male cargo shorts that aren't

That's where shorts are supposed to go down to, what are you expecting

>>12288076
>complaining that shorts are infact short

twat

>>12288076
Ah, you want the secret very macho shorts, yeah. I could tell you where to get them, but I'm afraid of how many you will become.

>>12288076
Just wear some cropped pants if you don't wanna wear normal people shorts

>>12288076
neckbeard gaylord

>>12288076
hahahahahhahahahaha neckbeard wanna be macho

macho macho macho macho macho macho macho macho macho

>>12288076
Those are straight man's shorts, idiot.

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wear some capris u gaybitch

sage

take some pants and get them hemmed to whatever length you want

>>12288076
black denim shorts

>>12288076
>cargo shorts

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>>12288076
Sorry that you're having self-image issues buddy, but straight men have been wearing these "faggot-tier tiny metrosexual things" since the dawn of man-kind.

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>>12288076
>that aren't faggot tier tiny metrosexual things like this

>>12288076

americans lmao

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>>12288076
>metrosexual

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>>12288076
>faggot tier

You do know that the Navy SEALs wear these type of shorts, right? Do you think any of them care if somebody calls them a faggot while they wear them, or if they care about how they look while wearing them?

You're probably a closet homo anon. There's nothing wrong with that, but having a little bit of self-conciousness helps with not being a complete dick.

>>12291408
W2c shorts?

>>12291567
american here and i prefer my shorts above the knee because i'm not a moron like OP