Is there literally anyway to wear a fedora without looking like

>>12276665
no

time travel

>>12276665
Yeah act in a Noir movie

>>Be me
>>Haven't cut hair since winter break/mid-January
>>Decide to drive all the way downtown my local shitty city to get a haircut/undercut
>>Take exit and about to enter the town square
>>To the left of me their is a huge ass fucking line of people near a convention center
>>Wondering wtf those idiots are lined up for on a Sunday morning
>>Shrug it off and just reach the destination
>>Ask for short sides but just enough on top/front to fauxhawk
>>talk w the barb, tells me their holding the annual "Pensacon"
>>Leave barbershop and pay $35 for some mediocre line up
>>Since I'm already near it, say "fuck it, why not" and drive to the parking lot of the place
>>Walk a mile up, and see three people dressed up so I get in and sneak in with them
>>Keep in mind I'm wearing a Red flannel, some jeans, and coke AF1 mids
>>Get inside yet, black retarded security dude by door says "hol up, where your ID"
>>Continue walking, and just say "I'm with them" and point forward as we walk in
>>As I'm inside, notice a bunch of basement dwellers, redditfags, beta males, qtAnimegfs, faggots that really like sailor moon, ugly girls dressed cartoonishly slutty (but 1 norwegian chick was banging with cleavage showing) and potential /co/cksuckers
>>Walk around the stadium in a circle then I'm back to the entrance.
>>As I'm noticing more people come in, see these two full-grown manlets dressed as literally batman and superman padded outfits waddling in
>>Both were wearing fedoras
>>Stop a couple feet after entering
>>Take a brief moment to soak in the environment from their limited perspective
>>In one swift motion tip their fedoras upwards
>>They both nod in accordance
>>Immediately they hastily start speedwaddling as if they're some autistic elitists
>>Smirk to myself trying to contemplate wtf I just saw

It was probably the first time I've ever witnessed a 4chan moment in real life

>>12276665
That's not a fedora

>>12276743
desu i love cons, nerds are surprisingly hilarious to be around irl because they have no social limits, you can convince them to do the stupidest shit