I'm thinking of copping a pair of dick pouch jeans to show

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>>12215029
what the fuck is that outfit

>>12215031

An official modeling photograph of Hot Child jeans.

that has to be the most autistic thing i've ever seen
honestly just wear loose trousers you corny fuck

>>12215036

I only wear jeans, it goes with my aesthetic

I think the general reaction people will have to seeing someone wear this is "oh that man is stuffing his pants to make his dick look bigger" but maybe that's actually the case so i don't know go for it i guess

>>12215050

I have a decent sized dick already, so I can live up to the hype.

>>12215052
i don't think the hundred or so people who walk by you and think this will ask if they can see your dick though

I think this is a great idea, and have wondered why mens pants are more like this anyway. Especially as a slight guy with an oversized middle leg lots of pants are super awkward.

>>12215058

It's more for when I go to a bar or club, I'm not going to wear it to fucking Walmart.

>>12215052

Live up to the hype? Are you fucking serious?

No women will come near you if you're dressed in those jeans. They scream autism.

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>>12215029
>/fa/ dick pouch jeans?
It's called a codpiece

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>>12215062
>Like my pants to have a slimmer and mroe flattering cut than a striaght leg
>Constantly get moose knuckles and the inseam pulling into my balls

>>12215178
Women aren't interested in your dick. They're interested in how much money you have.

>>12215424

Good thing I'm gay then.

>>12215421

>tfw you have a 28 waist and a huge dick so you either have to wear very loose pants and have dick room or wear fitting pants and get circumcised

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>>12215029
>dick pouch jeans

......what

>>12215462
28 inch waist with big package and big butt here. So much tightness in the top block. Life is suffering.