hello /fa/ just gave myself a shitty haircut with a pair of body

>>12214473
Looks great : )

Wow finally someone with worse side babyface than me.

>>12214513
protip: I compensate for my fivehead by constantly raising my eyebrows, thankfully it's giving me mark walberg grade forehead wrinkles

>>12214514
That's a good tip, I just comb my hair down because I scowl a lot.

>>12214517
hmmm, I hear its good to have an upwards tilted head as a man and that it's a flattering angle for the more masculine. I think maybe the perspective might minimize forehead as well to some small degree

>>12214519
annnd mayb also leave some space open between your teeth, like leave your jaw perpetually open but your lips closed so the lower half of your fce seems just ever so slightly more well proportioned

>>12214519
But then how will I literally look down on people? Also doing that makes my face look even less manly, the scowl adds some much needed grit.

>>12214529
I feel like a scowl looks small and begrudging
it minimizes your lower face and maximizes your forehead. Even one unconvinced looking eyebrow already gives you an aura of scrutiny and authority while enhancing the balance of your face.
and of course it's easier to look down on people if you jst readjust the fulcrum of your perspective back a few degrees, depending on how tall you are please tell me you're at least 6'2

>>12214473
i want to punch in the face

um guys i checked google images, i think this guy is actually real. wtf? i have never seen such a cringy person in my whole life.

>>12214478
you look like the physical manifestation of suicide

Buzz it, it looks like shit

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has science gone too far???

>>12214473
>>12214475
>>12214478
>>12214480
looks like shit

congrats

get a real trimmer and watch some fucking youtube tutorials on how to cut your own hair for fucks sake

you look like antifa member now
may aswell deepthroat black dildo outside and they will find you, then let you in

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>>12214473
Wow that looks terrible. I used to give myself a buzz for like 6 years. But that is just garbage. You should go full Maynard

>>12214473
I like it.

How many jocks are you gonna ice when you shoot up your school next week?

>>12214473
This haircut would fit you really well if you were an anti-capitalistic rebell listening to punk rock 24/7

>>12215513
His haircut and piercing are fucking terrible but you have to go back.

>>12215513
>you look like antifa member now

Implying that's a bad thing. Back to /pol/, faggot neo nazi.

>>12214473
Homemade haircut good, lip rings make me thing you suck wieners though

Every time I think about trimming my own hair and say "How hard could it be/how bad could it get?" I see something like this and pony up the $40-50 for my barber.

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>>12216067
I'd rather be a neo nazi than be a fucking garbage punching cuck. Also you really think those faggy faces you make and those piercings are effay? Neck yourself, white trash

>>12214888
>14888
i guess we have to hatecrime him now

>>12216172
>being on the wrong side of history
ughh, try harder shitlord

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>>12216196
>the wrong side of history
>as written by the english and jews ;)

If i looked like you, I'd already killmyself...christ...life really isn't fair lol

>>12215490
kek