You're walking on the sidewalk when these two modern men

get on my knees and proceed to suck his cock.

Wonder why I'm in some strange mirror world.

>>12195349
Ask to be a disciple from the ninja in the background.

Laugh because I don't care how many of his 90lb friends he calls. How are they gonna rough me up if they're afraid of ruining their outfits?

YOU NEED TO GET SOME GIRLS IN YOUR LIFE SENPAI

>>12195349
Stab him.

The image makes it look like they're walking together and the guy on the right is clinging to the guy on the left's arm

It's cute af

>>12195349
only just noticed the background
that's pretty cool

"tambs"
whose white person is this

>>12195349
fucking hate this style

>>12195349
keep walking and call 911 in a girly voice and tell them two black men are chasing me

>>12195349
Wow you have no idea how real humans communicate.

>>12195416
Cringe

>>12195383
Cringe

>>12195349
>implying i'd turn around

>>12195349
those jacteks are becoming fucking memes

Render unconscious.
Steal wallet.

>>12195699
Cringe

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>"tambs"

>>12195349
Ask when and how I got to Paris

>>12195349
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>12195864
Don't you mean 720 degrees?

>>12195871
yes thank you

So whats with the pre-blowout knees

teleport behind him and unleash katana obviously

>>12195349
id ignore him and keep walking. if he stopped me id swing on him and hope for the best.

>>12195968
they're actually authentically worn in if you catch my drift

>>12195349
Chew their faces off and rape them

>>12195355
only on /fa/ lmao

fuck off cunt

>>12195349
Apologize and keep on with my day, and not say autistic shit like >>12195416

>>12195587
>>12195716
Yes yes, very helpful. People making jokes in a joke thread seems cringe inducing toi me as well.

>>12195349
>What do you do?
I guess deliberately scuff his "tambs" while looking him in the eye.

>>12198579
>>12195611
this

Say fuck off and walk away.

>>12197478
>Apologize
beta as fuck

Completely ignore them and keep walking. If the pester me further give them a monotonous "excuse me" and keep walking. If they use violence, either fight back or run circles around them while sarcastically screaming for help.

>>12199476
>>running circles around them
Gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
>>not being alpha n pummeling pussboi
Auuuuuuuutismmmmm

Drop my pants and shit right in front of them.

>>12195587
>taking a joke thread seriously
Cringe

>>12195349
I live in a freedom loving state and will draw my CC if I must.

Not that I'm very likely to encounter anyone looking like that here.

ever since the media divided the white and non white community ive been walking the streets just waiting for the day a shit skin tests me

Have my girlfriend suck their cocks

Those fits are flames

>>12195349
They're not even black it's sad

>>12195349
>laugh and start walking towards them
>unzip jacket and reach hand into the inside pocket
>hold it there for a few seconds to hopefully make them uncomfortable
>stop in front of them
>pull out a middle finger

theyll either chase me or let me off the hook for keeping it real

Cry
No one wants to watch grown man cry.

flex my fire fit and finesse a swerve around these fooshbwahs to take dat W nah mean

>>12199716
holy fuck you're a fag

Start masturbating, nobody wants to touch a sex pervert (its just playing into their hands)

>>12199716
what the fuck

>>12201796
this website is so embarrassing

>>12195349
I'd probably just leave before his squad arrives. Go home and jerk off to foot-fetish porn or something.

>>12199716

never change /fa/

>>12199716
top kek

>>12195349
poo on his tambos, wipe my pooey bum on his silly t-shirt then walk away

>>12195349
>195349▶>>12195362 >>12195416 >>12195538 >>12195574 >>12195575 >>12195587 >>12195611 >>12195624 >>12195852 >>12195864 >>12196421 >>12196520 >>12197478 >>12198579 >>12199579 >>12199713 >>12199716 >>12202925 >>12202987
ask him if he is on his period

"haha wow it's just like that meme! Do it again browse 4chan"

>>12195587
Cringe

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>>12202916
isn't that the point?