what's the most effay type of alcohol? pic related, it's

gin tonic

grey goose is better you dumb hipster

>>12192972
Grey Goose is a fucking shit tier vodka with a ridiculous price tag on it to appeal to retards like you. I highly doubt you're even of drinking age, and certainly have zero taste if you think Grey Goose is good or cool. Sobieski is 1/5th the price, and indescribably better in every way.

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this is what all the cool kids in prague drink

tastes fucking good ngl

>>12193114
cool i'm going to prague in march thanks for this

>>12193127
bez problému

Cheap red wine

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>>12193068
>caring about the difference in price between a $30 bottle and a $20 bottle
>drinking vodka for taste when the only thing that matters is that it's smooth
>whipping out your off-brand alcoholics anonymous starter pack teir vodka at the pregame to concerned eyes and whispers between the girls you invited over

>>12192888
nyce digits mane, I usually drink everclear mixed with some type of soda, usually mtn dew voltage, goes great with a blunt and a couple hydros

>>12192888

absolute garbage

I wouldn't even spray this shit on my clothes

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>>12192888
>dat stoli
>dose digits
my absolute muthafuckin' nigga right there
getting shitfaced should never have to be more complicated than that
no glass? no mixer? no problem

>>12193231

>Vodka after eating a greasy food like a stromboli
>Gin for similar situations, have to spend 20-25$ for beefeater/tanquary or whatever though
>Rum for a night of enjoyable drinking
>regular whisky if are a cuck (rye aside)
>Scotch if you hate yourself

>>12193114
becherovka is the shit

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>>12192888
I'm not really a fan of vodka but stoli def has aesthetic bottles

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>>12193395
>whisky if are a cuck

Is this some arbitrary ruling by some faggot? Last time I checked drinking Woodford Reserve straight from a lowball is one of the best feelings one can enjoy.

>>12193582
i think it's more whiskey is classically masculine to the point where it's the fedora of alcohols

I DON'T CARE WHEN ANY OF YOU SAY I REALLY LIKE FIREBALL BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU TELL ME WHAT A LIMP-WRISTED FAGGOT I AM BECAUSE I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALALA

>>12193582

overpriced samey garbage
>Bourbon is practically corn syrup
>Irish is a meme since its distillaries shuttered
>Scotch is a good whisky, very expensive, hated by most normal people, drink of true sorrow
>"American" craft whiskies are all over the place in taste profile, with some stuff tasting like maple syrup antifreeze to garbage

oh right
Tequila
>has to go back
only redeeming quality is body shots.

>>12193609
>Bourbon is corn syrup

That's not even an argument. It's constituent ingredient doesn't mean it equates to HFCS. Good bourbons are a smooth and delicious caramel with a balanced flavor profile plus or minus a few top notes. Bourbon neat is simplicity and flavor in a glass, super fucking satisfying.

>>12193700

It's literal corn syrup. The only redeeming aspect of it, is it being the cultural drink of the U.S were it not for being so close to white plantations in the south.

Any rum with a pirate on the bottle

>>12193376
why would you spray vodka on your clothes anon?

>that one cuckhold in this thread who is bringing down whiskey (the ultimate drink for men)
>proceeds to say Rum is the best even though Rum is the Cuckhold standard for all men

>>12193395
why do i have to hate myself for drinking scotch

>>12194147
>cuckhold

>>12193395
>tanquary

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fuckin oioi

>>12193708
Where did you even get this idea? Corn syrup is much more likely to be involved in the production of vodka than whiskey.

Flavored soju is god tier

>>12192941

It's what my mum and aunts drink.
I cannot get the association of old people off it.

>>12194358

Where my K cider boys at.

>>12194376
soju is trash, i lived in korea, that shit is just water, alcohol and sugar
fuck soju

>>12192888
I bring stella to parties is that fa

I'm american so its imported

>>12194463
nigger

>>12194432
lmao stella is for british white trash wifebeater football hooligans


maybe in america but not if you were a brit

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I don't know if it's /fa/, but it's good enough.
Fuck the honey one though.

I just say to the bartender "give me a bottle of your cheapest beer"
It sounds pretty cool and gets the people around me to think I'm a badass. Sometimes when there is a cute bartender or girl next to me I add a funny line. Like I'll say "Give me a bottle of your cheapest beer" and the bartender 95% of the time will say what they are going to give me and I will say "Second cheapest".
This usually gets a laugh and I gain status with the female and also I am dressed in a cool leather jacket to give more of the bad boy vibe.

>>12194463
OOOUUU

Am I a weeb if I say sake

>>12194668
Not effay in the slightest.
If you want effay shots you have to go with grappa or williams pear.

What's the best spiced rum
Also what's a cool trendy liquor that I can bring to party's in the suburb and act pretentious

>>12194676
My pussy got wet from reading this

Anything but Rum. For some reason Rum gives me the instant shits

>>12194144
It's a theater trick, you spray down clothing you can't wash to kill bacteria, usually used like 1 part vodka to 3 parts water

>>12193068
I dunno why that idiot tried to drag you. Sobieski is great, and you're right

>>12194432
it's kind of overpriced for what it is

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>>12192888
>neutrals

Vodka is for the weak and the alcoholic.

I unironically drink scotch and irish whiskey on the rocks.

Me on the left.

>>12194672
Jack tastes okay, but the scotch/irish stuff kicks our whiskeys ass. Crown Royal is too bland imo as well, it's girl whiskey.

>>12194753
>scotch/irish stuff kicks our whiskeys ass.
It's also more expensive.

For beer I just get Budweiser. I don't like beer and only drink it if going to house party to get drunk and have something to hold in my hand a sip.

For hard liquor I go with Evan Williams. It taste the same as Jack Daniels and it's cheaper. Plus I'm mixing it with Coke anyway so who gives a fuck.

>>12194756
Barely, if even, the cheap stuff like bushmills is pretty good for less than 20 a 1/5.

>>12194758
>I don't like beer
maybe it's because you only drink budwaiser

>>12194765
When you have drank for a while you will realize that beer is annoying in its calories as well as the gas it gives you.

Whiskey is my go to. It tastes good on ice. It goes in smooth and cold then tastes spicy and warm.

>>12194771
Nothing like fucking a chick after a bunch of beer and having to fart.

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>>12194778
h-ha , yea t-totally love that feeling bro!

>>12194771
true, beer is pretty caloric so it's actually kinda awful for getting drunk
that being said beer only gives you gas if it's overgassed (most shit-tier beers are) or you drink it straight outta bottle (or both)

>>12194782
No, beer has carbohydrates that we cannot digest. Then bacteria in our guts consume it and release waste which is the gas. It doesn't matter if you pour it out or not, that is retarded.

>>12192888
always had a bottle of stoli in my fridge during college

a real crowd pleaser

>>12192888
High-end gin with cranberry or bitter lemon
Amaretto and cranberry or neat
Any wine

>>12194845
girl/10

>>12192972
grey goose is literaly teenager highschool tier.

>>12194409
It's definitely an old lady drink, but it's also tasty.

>>12192888
Budgetwise, /fa/ drinks are:

High end: champagne
Upper middle end: prosecco
Mid end: dry white wine
Affordable end: a pitcher of G&T
Withnail and I raffish destitution end: vodka

>>12192888
>>12193068
Vodka (mostly) isn't /fa/. Most of it is "I'm in high school, let's take shots"-tier. You don't order a "good" glass of vodka to sip it.

However, simple cocktails are somewhat acceptable, but there are always more /fa/ options with alcohol that actually is meant to have a taste. Still, this "low profile" aspect can be construed as /fa/, in the most basic sense.

In short, vodka is the equivalent of white, low-profile, "minimalist" shoes.

>>12194463
Who cares about this connotation (>>12194483); cognac is still /fa/ if you're sipping it in a balloon glass and not taking shots or pouring it into punch.

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The most /fa/ beers are the Trappist monk varieties (including sour ales).

IPAs are incredibly over-done and hipster-tier. Stouts are too heavy and make you feel bloated. Lagers and pilseners are okay for easy-drinking, but to have such little taste isn't /fa/.

If you can make a case for any of those beers (and any others), I'll hear it now.

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>>12194919
>beer

>>12194676
ahah shit. thanks for this one, my friend.

>>12194924
Pray tell me why certain varieties of beer can't be /fa/.

It's not all dudebro light beers and hipster IPAs, you know.

I work in a liquor store. The more /fa/ type clientele tend to buy Patron, Ciroc, and Remy/Henny in the range of more expensive shit. Smart drinkers tend to buy Camus, Camerena, Stoli, and Tito's.

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>>12193609
>no Japan
>no based Special Reserve

You really are retarded.

>>12193865
underrated post

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>>12193865
How about a sailor?

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>>12192888
Pretty much the best shit that exists in its price range.

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>>12194964
That's not a sailor, it's a woman playing the ukulele.

As long as we're talking about nautically themed rum, I feel like this stuff isn't very /fa/ but it sure is tasty.

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>>12194901
>Withnail and I raffish destitution end

kek

Nobody mentioned that in the effay movies thread earlier this week, come to think of it. Shame.

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>>12194964
nasty as hell! captain and this drill have an 100% chance of making you end up on the floor emptying your stomach.
pic related is my favorite at the moment

>>12194910
depends where you live honestly. I live in eastern europe and vodka is easily the best bang for your buck if you just want to get drunk. it's cheap, fairly tasty (YMMV), low on calories and doesn't make you seem like a pretentious twat the way bourbon does
>>12194919
trappist ales are great abd probably the most effay beers out there. that being said, IPAs can be tasty too, there's just too many of them on the market and they generally have cringy craft vrand image
surprisingly hard to find a good pilsner though, the craft crowd seems uninterested in them and most people don't really give enough of a fuck about their beer

dragonsoop

Alcohol is not effay

>>12195309
This. It's either heroin or nothing, boys.

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>>12194410
yes lad
here's a quality screenshot from a Theroux doc

>>12195309
this.
alcohol is the greatest corruption

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I'm a PNW native, and there's a great craft brewing scene up here, so I typically go for local beers and liquors. However, favorite intl liquor is definitely pic related.

>>12195391
Also it gets props for best booze aesthetic.

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>>12194672
>>12192888
pretty /fa/ combo

>>12195433
>that pic
the hell am I looking at here

>>12195442
A tryhard.

>>12194966

You can get an actual low end single malt scotch for the price of that. So it's shit.

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>>12195391
>Russian Standard
This stuff fucking kills me
It's very smooth, but it's so fucking strong

Pic related is the cheapest vodka you can get in Scotland.
Tastes like nail polish remover. Goes down like battery acid. Smells like bleach.
Truly can't beat a bottle of Glen's.

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Love this stuff. Really smooth, but the only other one I have to compare is Smirnoff.

>>12194971
not effay but can be used to make a Dark and Stormy which IS effay

>>12194910

>my dad used to sip scotch to deal with my bullshit as a child and now I think doing the same will show my maturity and manliness

>>12194966
If you want single malt that isn't dull try to get something from the Scottish islands like a Laphroaig or something similar

>>12194957

I live on the east coast, but outside of a major metro area. Only a moderately sized city, so the liquor stores here dont carry any weabooze.

I'm sure its an interesting experiment, but I would hazard to say its blowing your money out on a product that only is special because its japanese.

Let me expand on rums
>Taste is mostly good for white rums, hard to fuck up the taste
>Aged rums become a true craft, with each island having their own taste
>Poor exportation and fail economies (haiti) make it impossible to get a good taste unless you visit the island
>Most rums marketed are nautical themed and shit

At least rum marketing in terms of years of age in the drink is fair. When you buy a bacardi 8yr, the youngest rum in there is at least 8yrs old. Unlike other categories like whisky where the age expression is the oldest in the beverage unless you get to scotches which are highly controlled products.

Aged liquors are the most ef/fa/y because they have an entire process and science behind them, like the kinds of barrels used, soil used to grow the products that will get distilled, and the heritage. Scotch is expensive, but you know exactly what you are buying and the process used to create it. Same thing with certain upper shelf gins like hendricks, tanquary, beefeater, and plymouth.

In general the british do a very good job of offering quality standards to their products. Irish whiskies are a shit show like I said before because there are very few irish whisky distilleries left there.

French liquors like brandy.. are great and ef/fa/y especially if you get to liquers like Grand Manier. U.S doesn't really have access to a very good reputable market for some of those. Arkansas actually produced a pretty high quality brandy from a local grown apple there.

Zubrowka and Finlandia are my favourite
Grey Goose is probably the most /fa/ wodka tho

What are some simple mixed drinks i can order at a bar

all i drink:
tequila, henny
gin & tonic
corona

all i wear:
rick owens
haider
ann d
guidi

>>12192888
yeah, stoli for sure

the girls always want that stupid flavored stoli though, its so bad

At a bar I'll get a vodka lime and soda (or just a vodka soda if they don't have real limes).
At a party I'll bring some locally made vodka and my own soda and limes. And basically have the same thing as I would order at a bar.

What should I drink to seem chill and laid back but with a ln air of pretentiousness

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Either this or some captain morgan or sailor Jerry

>>12196244
>Rum and Coke
it will make the soda flat so it's gross also Jack and Coke
>Screwdriver
even the shittiest of bartenders have a hard time fucking this up
>Vodka Cranberry
See above
>Margarita
When you don't want to taste the alcohol
>Long Island
They'll probably fuck it up
>Vodka and Redbull
When you're just starting out the night. Don't drink more than 2 and only if you space them out. Enjoy your gas.

>>12196244
Gin and juice is good.

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>i hate myself

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steel reserve is /fa/ as fuck prove me wrong bitches

the fact that it's disgusting only makes it cooler

>>12194672
I've drank jack when I was a pre teen and had too many bad experiences with it so now I'm permanently turned off by it. Can't drink it.

>>12196477
Isn't this what black people drink

>>12196475

>blended
yep might as well kill yourself.

>>12196477
I had a can of this for the first time Saturday and thought it was legit pretty tasty

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>>12196475
J&B is actually /fa/ af, it's been in a ton of movies
Note: this doesn't mean it's actually good

>>12196507
i mean black people are going to drink any cheap alcohol due to their on average lower socioeconomic status

any vodka, mixed into crystal pepsi.

>>12194753
>Crown Royal is too bland imo as well, it's girl whiskey.
My step-dad didn't hit like a girl tho

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>>12196597

crown royale is also entry-grade canadian shit that is just smooth and comes with the purple bags.

its not rye, and its shit.

>>12195612
You have good taste.

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Panda sake is the most effay

>>12194429
>that shit is just water, alcohol and sugar
sign me up sempai

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>>12192888
I enjoy pic related, but Cabernet Sauvignon is my drink of choice

>>12194409
i dont really care what is associated with it, it tastes goat, and you can drink a shit tonne of them cus they got no sugar so dont make you feel sick like a lot of other drinks

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>>12193599

>>12194945
remy vsop is my go-to. good neat, or with cointreau and lemon juice as a sidecar

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I work in a boutique liquor store in a coastal resort town. My wine knowledge isn't as strong as I'd like but I'd say I have a fair bit of product knowledge in general. Most people in this thread know fuckall about what they're talking about.

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>>12196428

>>12194691
Becherovka

>>12194942
Here in san diego, IPAs are dude bro core and sauers are the hipster drink of choice.

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>>12194691
This with tonic is great, plus how it's made is kind of interesting.

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>>12194919
belgian ales are top tier beers

>>12192888
best vodka and best digits

>>12196244
Bloody Marys are my go-to. Vegetable juice makes it easier to trick yourself into thinking you're not consuming something absolutely terrible for your health.

>>12196686
Isn't this the shit that comes from the convenience store for 500 yen? I've had Sake One Cup and it's like paint thinner.

>>12194676
using this next time i'm out for drinks.

>>12196967
Delirium Tremens was pretty good, if I can recall it was a pretty high ABV, so I got a nice buzz.

Personal favorite in my limited experience is St. Bernardus Tripel, complex and delicious. Shame I can't remember the flavor profile off hand though.

>>12196997
>St. Bernardus
my nigga
I had their quadrupel, pretty great with strong dried fruit flavours.
>>12195612
this and Wyborowa are probably the best mid-tier polish vodkas. Smirnoff is garbage

>>12194676
nice

>>12195584
Glens and dark fruits is Scottish standard, it's cheap and it gets you steaming

>>12195433
that is the gayest thing i've ever seen

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It's hard to overcome good ol' Stoli, but I quite much like to get shitfaced on absinthe, albeit its faggy and pretentious contemporary fame.

But I'm all for Stoli, anyway, and pic related reinforces its effayness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2xw9TYqF5A

>>12194358
lads lads lads

>>12194358
sesh sesh sesh

>>12192888
bourbon neat.

>>12192888
Unrelated stupid question, do vodka gummy bears stay good after being stored in a baggy non refrigerated for a couple days? I might make some to smuggle with me places.

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I drink Sailor Jerry cause I can get a handle for $30. Or I get Tito's for about the same.

Recently started on Wild Turkey 101 too.

>>12193068
Absolutely correct. Sobieski has won dozens of professional blind taste tests against Grey Goose. And it costs $13-15 less.

>>12196967
belgian lambics are the GOAT

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Is it effay?

>>12192972
grey goose is the beats audio of vodka

there are people on this board who don't drink E&J

>>12194919

As a blossoming alcoholic, I can tell you beer is in no way fashionable, especially DARK Belgians when light Belgians are so much better and Chimay is Pleb-Tier sorry m8

>>12195433

eastern euro as fuck

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>>12196454

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>>12199750
>light Belgians are so much better
dude what? nothing beats a good quadrupel

>>12199758

Okay, I was rash before - and I respect your opinion, but the dark guys give me headaches quick, personally prefer something on the more sour/funky end of the spectrum
Dark just seems to sweet for me

>>12199761
I get that. dark belgians are strictly winter beers for me

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I fucking hate the taste of it, but I drink it everytime because it makes me look effay

>>12199798
>Maraschino cherry, orange slice, straw

LOL, no!

>>12199808
That's just a random picture off of google images that looked nice desu

Whenever I order, I never get a cherry, and it's just an orange peel. And there's no straw.

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I mix captain morgans spiced with any vodka, is there something wrong with me?

>>12199798
>I fucking hate the taste of it, but I drink it everytime because it makes me look effay
that's not very effay. it is pretty /fa/ though

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are you faggots even trying?

>>12194964
the least fa, mfa hipster kids at my school drink this religiously
anything with an ~anchor~ or sailing theme is good to

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I have a lot of slavic friends and they all swear by Moskovskaya

By far the best deal out there. A little less expensive than Russian Standard and 5-star reviews across the board, Google that shit

>>12199798
No, you just look like someone that watches too much Mad Men

Get a Negroni or Sazerac if you're going for /fa/

>>12200034
>No, you just look like someone that watches too much Mad Men

Fuck. D-do you think the bartender knows?

What does a Negroni taste like? I've seen it before, but never tried it.

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/thread

>>12200004
>>12200032
>>12195391
these guys get it

>>12194691
Fernet Branca

Pretentious hipster shot of choice

>>12196557
le edge

>>12194919
Agreed on IPA's image but i've had a few tasty ones which is my go to for hot weather.

On the flipside stout's awesome for cooler weather where I'm at. Doppelbock's been growing on me too.

The whole craft beet scene is hit and miss really, i cringe at siracha beer and beard beer as a marketing ploy. But then again just drink what you like, who cares if its fa or not

>>12196477
I mix this with squirt soda to make shandies

>>12200050
that wasn't even racist, just facts. poor blacks and white trash are the american equivalent of gopniks

beers: belgians if im in europe
shiner boch or st archers if in the states
cocktails: G&T is the go to. usually pick up a flask of gibsons london dry before heading to bar b/c that what they always serve. drink a third then pur it back up when no one is looking to save me 10 euros
negroni and aperol spritz are goat summer drinks
jim beam for hard alcohol b/c thats what dennis businitz drinks in real to reel
moscow mules are guilty pleasure

>>12200058
on the whole I'd say craft beer is a good thing regardless of the cringe. for every 9 mediocre craft beers there's one good one, but that's still a way better ratio than corporate lagers and the sheer amount of them means there's a lot of good ones out there

For beer, I usually just order a Heineken. I've had better but it's in a good spot between not being frat bro tier and not being >le craft beer expert and every bar and restaurant in the world has it. It's understated and that's what makes it effay for me. But then again I never even order beer.

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what does everyone think about pic related? its my go-to

>>12196454
>>12199755
FOR RELAXING TIMES
MAKE IT SUNTORY TIME

>>12200206
Is suntory any good?

>>12200207
it is the shit my g, yamazaki is pretty goat as well

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>there are PEOPLE on this board who DONT drink E&J
shaking my head 2bh family

>>12200399
It's honestly not bad for how cheap it is.

>>12200429
99% of the time though i only drink it straight, the smoothness of it just doesn't mix well with alot of other drinks

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The 10 year old is nice, but this just has something extra. Not badly priced and tastes great. No water or ice.

Is it effay? Probably not, but neither is choosing a drink because it looks fashionable to other people.

>>12200164
heineken is literally frat bro tier

jelzin + sternburg

/fa/ alcohols are the ones that let you pass out the fastest and forget your miserable life
>>12194919
Ma nigga

>>12200608
This is the stuff

>>12192888
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

as a russian in moscow this is the drink that is considered bargain bin HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>12200840
Berlin

>>12200932
rotkappchen when im feeling fancy, too

>>12192888
it's alcohol. It will always taste like shit. Just drink it till you fuck with other drunk people or throw up.

>>12194676
I do this every time but the only reason I do this, is that I'm a poor fuck who don't want to spend a shit load of money for beer in a club.
Sorry to disappoint you, I don't think women find it attractive.

STOLI IN DER HAND UND ICH CHILL

>>12196477
>hobo's drink this wear i live and get blacked out at like 1 in the afternoon
know as the bum brew

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>>12200197
Very nice

>>12200197
perkele

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step aside plebs

>>12201426
aside from the awful branding I can imagine this tastes rather nice, and not even too far out there. dough and chocolate are pretty common flavors in beer

>>12194945
So only tequila, vodka, and cognac. Interesting.

Tequila always seems gimmicky to me. Cognac is fantastic but only appropriate in certain settings with certain people. And I've honestly never had vodka that didn't taste like nigger piss.

Seriously no rum, gin, or whiskey? Is the rationale behind that that tequila is superior to rum, vodka to gin, and cognac to whiskey in any situation?

>>12194463
objectively this
also g+t

>>12200049
>shot
>liqueur
more like pussy shot of choice

The only alcohol I like to drink is greek white wine called Retsina + coca cola, greek red whines called Naousa and Makedonikos and gin tonic

Don't know if any of these are "effay"

Retsina + coke is my favorite tho

>>12200942

>Alcohol will always taste like shit

spoken by someone with no idea

>having to ask what kind of alcohol you should drink
Fucking hell this board is insane. Just drink whatever alcohol you like.
I'm a whiskey-man personally but I've never looked at someone drinking rum or vodka and thought "heh I'm so much cooler than that cunt"

Grow up

>>12202009
lol calm down. Personally I learned some shit from this thread. It's just people sharing ideas and experiences. The pretension and faggotry is just a meme.

"Drink whatever you like and don't talk about it or else you're insane and I'm upset!"

>>12194463
Black people internationaly will upvote this post

Sobriety is the /fa/ choice.
Just reached one month, feels good man.

>>12201801
Last time I checked Fernet's an amaro/bitter spirit, not a liqueur

>>12194409
Haha same, but It tastes so fucking good tho

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>>12192888
Dunno, but red and white wines gotta be up there right?

>>12202085

i want to come inside of a british school girl
or i will become a school girl

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>>12202189
Thats the type of shit to repress all the way to the back of your head anon

Tito's + PBR is all you need

>>12200036
>What does a Negroni taste like?

quite bitter, somewhat herbal. it's a good choice.

sidecar > negroni though

>>12197692
Fucking love absinthe. Such a warm and comforting drunkenness. Maybe I'm looking too much into it, but it's always given me much more of a state of mental clarity, compared to most other liquors, while still loosening me up sufficiently to have fun.

>215 replies
fuck this board

>>12195442
An art installation
https://huckberry.com/special-projects/artists/tom-sachs

>>12196475
Patrick Bateman's drink of choice

>>12202366
I reported this thread a few days ago but I guess our retarded mods thought this thread was 'clothing related'

>>12194376
plum

>>12202480
This is a fashion board, not a clothing board. It is ridiculous to think that some drinks aren't more fashionable than others.

>>12202074
whats the point of taking a shot when its only 39% alc

>>12202569
This you sour fucking niggers.

>>12202569
bumping this thread just to piss you off

>>12203082
Sorry replied to the wrong guy. >>12202480
fuck you

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this >

>>12192888
STOLI IN DER HAND UND ICH CHILL

i don't drink anymore since i'm not a degenerate

>>12202085
Do you have more of her?

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Moscato is tasty if you've never had it. Italian sweet white wine.

Very light on alcohol but enjoyable as a classy sweet drink.

>>12203812

>old fashioned

brandy or whiskey? I know whiskey is what everyone does, but i prefer brandy, am i a fag?

>>12203765

says the under 21 year old girl

moscato is horrible. Once you grow up and lose your sweet tooth you'll see. Also lots of sugar is bad for you.

Maybe because I'm a tequila guy but that's my opinion.

>>12203865
I agree. Also don't sugary drinks make hangovers more likely?

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Drink some craft beer, USA has some great ones but if you can try also beer from Germany, Czech and Poland.

>>12196020
not that dude but much japanese whisky is very good. Where I live it definately tends to be more expensive but it does offer a unique experience. I would highly recommend trying nikka from the barrel if youre looking to get an idea of what japanese whisky is about without breaking the bank. One of my favourites.

>>12203764
Nah, sorry anon, I found her ages ago in an inspo thread...

The only /fa/ alcohols are craft beer and wine. Spirits on the special event but to get fucked up wasted on the weekend like you are some kindof teenage boy, especially not with cheap vodka.

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Drink of choice.

>not rose
I like Moscato in mixed drinks tho

>>12196725
tonic water has tons of sugar wtf are you on about.

>>12203865
this attitude ruins the wine community. you'll be surprised to find that a lot of wine drinkers start out as you observe, with sweet whites like moscato, riesling, gewurtztraminer etc, before moving on to full bodied wines. interestingly though a lot of more experienced drinkers end up circling back around to the sweeter wines once they get over the fedora phase, particularly for summer consumption.

>>12199896
what the fuck

that sounds gross

captain morgan is great with coke why would you do anything other than that

>>12205037
only /fa/ alcohols are extremely high abv spirits. craft beer is for dads and wine is for english undergrads. being constantly fucked up is the only means of touching ennui, or even nihilism. spirits have history and a unique cultural position. craft beer and wines might as well be coca-cola

>>12192888
stolichnaya is always nice
but the most effay is drinking different liquor for different occasions
not every night is a vodka night, nor should it be

>>12192888
40s of those were on sale here and i bought 4 of them and made them into jello shots and split them with a friend over 4 nights

>>12192888
>drinking alcohol

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Scotch and milk, friendos.

>>12203765
>sweet wine
fucking disgusting

Melort. It's a fun drink for shots, and even if other people don't like it, I do.

>>12205923
*Malort

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Czas pieprzenia

>>12205933
you're not actually technically supposed to drink that undiluted

>>12205939
słaby American dziecka

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Hirter beer (austrian beer) is effay af

>>12205933
>>12205939

Last time I had that was the first time I blacked out. 14 year old me found it in a freezer at a party. Apparently I got kicked out of a school dance and eventually woke up at home.

Point is, I drank it straight. I remember it not being as harsh as Everclear is for some reason. Then again, I don't remember much from that night.

>>12205530
You're a moron

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I generally go for the regular one.

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>>12192888

Where are my absinth boys at?

>>12200004
nigger you gotta be trolling, all my friends were barfing their guts out cause of that shit
idk about the shit they import, but the stuff you can get at Moscow is fucking garbage

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I work in a bottlo and the only true answers are:

Beer: Most Crafts (One Fifty Lashes, Blue Moon, etc), Asahi Full/Half Strength, Stones, Any Non-Filtered/Dirty, Stella Artois

Wine: Pinot Noir, Pinot Grigrio, Rieslings, Four Mix Red Blends, and high scale general Reds (Cab Sauvs, Merlot, etc), and most high scale Sparkling

Spirits: Jonnie Walker (Double Black, Green, and Blue), Bombay Sappires, Barcardi 151, Jack Daniels Orig and Fireball, Kraken Spiced Rum, Hardys Brandy, Most Liqours, Midori (But only when mixed to have a way higher alcohol concentrate), Grey Goose and Russian Standard Vodka, Suntory Whiskey, Espolon Tequila, Akropolis Ouzo, Hennessy Cognac, Jagermeister

These are only off my head so im probably missing some catagories and etc. But finally,

The King of them All Tier: Any Absinthe

So /fa/ that some stores don't even stock it because of the alcohol content. It was also a common drink among artists and has numerous peoms written about it. Van Gogh the madman has a painting of him drinking it. Literally the most /fa/ drink.

>>12196725

Then its not the most /fa/ drink then is it you fucking dweeb.

>>12206214

I agree mostly with this but stella is a wifebeater beer in uk.

Wine is also not that effay in most settings. Has to be a meal or a sit down lowkey thing. Drinking wine at parties comes across really shittily to me.

>>12206257
Yeah pretty much the same with me, I rekon if its a dinner party something more classy then go for the wine rather than beer or "party" spirits.

However if youre at a house party of something sparkling can be hella fun. But thats because it has that extra little exciting element to it.

>>12206156
>>12206214
absinth is only effay if it's actual absynth, which is rare. most of czech absinth is basically flavored vodka with extra pretentiousness

>>12206214
>Beer: Most Crafts (One Fifty Lashes, Blue Moon, etc)
crafts can be very good but a lot of the time they have loud, obnoxious designs and flavours so not very effay. blue moon isn't really craft too I think
>Stella Artois
overpriced. makes you look like you know nothing about beer and just want to show off, just like corona

>>12192888
>thread that shouldn't exist because it has nothing to do with fashion
>268 replies

/fa/ mods are obviously not only nazis but alcoholics as well.

>>12194901
prosecco is cheap af

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>>12206365
>Loud, obnoxious designs and flavours
>not effay

For reals though I tried to go for things that had kinda /fa/ feel at least where im from. Not so much indicative of good quality. Theres a million other recommendations for "good" beer. Stella is seen as more of a drudge, grungy kind of beer here thats contrasted by the companies packaging and etc. People know its shit, and people know the company wants to make it way better than it is, and thats why people drink it. Remind you of anywhere haha.

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>>12193114
>Becherovka
How can anyone besides zeman drink that?

>>12206214
>>12206156
gotta get it swiss boiii

>>12200197
vodka is always a good choice

>>12206354
yeah most absinthe is just green ethanol (might as well drink listerine). I don't think you can get the real stuff in my country

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>>12194971
this stuff is great you can make dark and stormy or you can mix it with rootbeer for a sweet drink. ladies like it too


I drink wild turkey old fashioned, am I effay?

>>12196477
nasty as fuck but poor people drink it because of the high alcohol content

I think the idea of enduring mental anguish to succumb to a vice is pretty /fa/

single malts

>>12205890
do people actually do this?

>>12192888
Alright mate didn't know you were hard

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Madeira, even non vintage stuff is pretty delicious

>>12207803
sherries and port are pretty great too. pity muh masculinity bourbon/whiskey drinkers ridicule it

>>12207847

but bourbon/whisky is a sign of a cuck

>>12207423

of course
a little bit of scotch in the milk

>>12206368
might as well get rid of furniture and architecture threads too. except then this board would suck even more.

>>12206214
my local abc store carries lucid but I don't think that's any good? like hell im paying 60 for a bottle. luckily I'm going to Paris next month so I'll get to try the real deal.