Where can I get a classy fedora that won't make me look

If you're under 40 nor handsome, don't bother.

>>12150903

You don't.

>>12150903
get one with a feather

>>12150903
Do you even know what the word "euphoric" means? I know it's an ancient joke meme, but you do realize that word has an actual meaning, right? Because euphoria is our friend, and is what human beings spend their lives searching for.

As far as an old timey hat, they look okay if you're tall and exceptionally handsome. It's just that people who are tall and exceptionally handsome generally have better taste than that. But when they're in a confrontational, contrarian mood, that look actually CAN be pulled off. But if you're some poseur tard trying to imitate Ducky Boy in Pretty In Pink or something, just go fuck yourself.

Wear whatever you like to keep the sun and rain off, as a fedora was designed for, and fuck anybody who doesn't like it.

>>12150903

The deal is you don't. You can't wear Renaissance clothing either. The time is over. It only looks good on the right person and in isolation these days. Sure you can be the trendy black guy wearing a white one and shorts but not the way you want. Men just don't wear hats anymore. Don Draper wouldn't wear one now either. It's OK.