What are some /fa/ names? I will not let my wife's son be

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>>12132405

kanye east

>>12132405
Suppiluliuma

>>12132415
It's more of a joke than bait you retard

>>12132405
brainerd

John. Not joking. Also acceptable:
Adam
Jacob
Henry
Mark
Joseph
James
Matthew
Paul
Benjamin

chad
bart
bob - not robert, just bob
todd
tim
dustin
chase

>>12133328
jimmy and carl too

Fact: All /fa/ names have more than three syllables but also have a catchy nickname

>>12133335
so i should name my kid balthazar?

>>12132405
Tyrell
Tyrone
Raquis
Jamal

>>12133338

That doesn't have a good shortened form

sharkeisha

>>12132405
rayquaza

>>12132405

Bront

>>12132405

Versacci

Rick Owens

>>12132405
Chad

http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-rokos-basilisk-2014-8

>>12132405
Lee Ving

Bort
Red
Mello
Calamity

yung rafsemen the third

YVNG GUNNATEETHE

tanner

>>12132471
This, it's so sad when people confuse the two

>>12132405
Wolf Wolfgang

>>12134703
And hopefully yours or her's last name is Wolfson, but I suppose the odds are probably against that.

>>12132405
Elias
Adrián (spanish version)
Hana
Sofia
Anabelle
Antar

>>12133322
>Henry
t-thanks

>>12133338
CoF

>>12134819
yeah, henry is a pretty fa name, congrats.
Meanwhile I'm stuck with my shitty name, "Mauricio".

>>12133338
The nicknames for him are: Balto. Super catchy don't listen to autismo. It's effay imo

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For my son, Anton.
For my daughter, Ripley.

Bryce

>>12134955
Never have children.

>>12132405
Alexander

>>12132405
I personally like traditional biblical names but if I were to choose something it would be Atticus

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Henry indeed

Boy/girl: Jordan
Boy: Jason
Girl: Jasmine

>>12134988
this tbqh

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Nicholas(Mine), Alexander, William, James, John

Girls: Catherine, Elizabeth, Sasha, Natalie/iya

The importance is the regal/majestic vibes you get from a name. I was named after Nicholas II.

Pol is a good name.

is johnmichael effay?

We need the last name to create a proper name.

Also Valentine can go either way.

>>12135080
Is it Nicholas or Nikolay? Mine's Nikolay and it's alright.

Cameron, Devlin

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LaPrell seems bretty gud

>>12135176
if ur naming after the faggot no if youre naming after micheal cera from arrested development yes

>>12135529
Asians confirmed for not being inbred.

Is having an apostrophe in my name effay? New people always tell me my name is beautiful

>>12135529

Fucking Newport lmao

>>12135529
>Newport
>naming your kid after a cigarette brand
Kek

>>12134833

Maurice is effay as fuck mang

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>>12134833
>>12134988
>tfw named Alexander Henry

Enfanfre

Ekth

Felfuzu

Newhim

Zarf

Nikthu

Otbremnunu

Kevin` (` after word means very short scream after word)

Noppatith

Fot

Byrenthil

Ratbuonkenzopamketkith

Kelme

>>12135705
>KevinAHHHHHHHH

Odin

Anon, is Christopher effay? Nicknames include: Chris, Topher and Christ (not kidding. Some girls and guys call me Christ because they think I'm that nice).

My last name is Watkins, idealy id marry a more submissive girl who'll let me pick the names.

For girl;
Robyn Alise Watkins
Thalia Rae Watkins
Siobhan
(Something) Knives Watkins


For boys:
Caeser
Idk what else..

I would totally name my kid Kylo but that would just be stupid.

>>12132405
>my wife's son
cucked

>>12133335
>implying Rick has more than 3 syllables

Nicollo

>>12133322
>Joseph
I'm not sure about this, I feel like being called Joseph is too formal and 'Joe' is too informal

t. Joseph

calix
lovell

>>12132405
Alexander
Pietro

>>12135507
Nicholas.

But my Russian family calls me Nikolai. Which I think is the same as yours.

Monosyllabic Biblical names (John, Matt, Luke, etc.)

Something French

Something Greek

ian

Probanza

Leonardo

Bastian

Axier

>>12134955
anton sounds like the name of the annoying kid in class

>>12135529
this has gotta be fake right? fucking propecia?

>>12132405
Arthur
Michael
Chester
Roy
Leonardo
Raphael (rah-phi-el)
Douglas (never 'Doug')
Adamantus
Adrian
Garth
Kurt
Vladimir
Stefan (stehf-fahn)
Benedict
Brynmar
Brice
Lear
Isaac
Maximilian
Lysandre

Persia
Helen/Helena
Judith
Maybelene

Axel

>>12135749
yeah, it's okay, though not an elixir

Dominic
Demetri
Alex
Sam

>not felix
shittiest thread

>>12136579
Alex and Sam aren't /fa/
Alexander almost is, Samuel is not

>>12136584
what about Xander

>>12136595
Definitely but I think normal people would find it odd you named your kid that; this is the case with almost all other names beginning with 'x' that isn't "Xavier".

Raul
Wilhelm
Abraham
Koaepelus
Ness
Dren
Tantive
Oppenheimer
Giorva

>>12134703
Wolf isn't effay
>>12134694
tanner isn't effay
>>12134651
only Mello is effay
>>12134642
lee isn't effay
>>12133328
none of these
>>12133322
none of these except perhaps henry as mentioned elsewhere

>>12135774
retarded

>>12136599
if we were concerned about normal people then we wouldn't be posting in a thread about /fa/ names :^)

>>12136608
there are plenty of normal people names that are effay

>>12136616
making "normal people names" fashionable and catering a name to normal people aren't the same thing

>>12136625
?
Xander is as much its own thing as it is an abbreviation of Alexander, perhaps more so since the standard abbrev. is in fact "Alex".
Not sure what you're talking about. I'm just saying that you don't have to make stuff up or go for super obscure names if you want your kid to have a really aesthetic one.

>>12136630
i was alluding to where you said you think normal people would find it odd to name someone Xander, and my larger point is that it isn't /fa/ to care what normal people think

>>12136639
and perhaps a heightened sense of style is to be ahead or above normal perceptions of what is stylish, and to have the normal people catch up

>>12136639
I see

>>12135529
careful not to fall for it

>>12134694
this is my name; I take kindly to the sentiment, but that name isn't effay

Oscar Wilde is the most /fa/ name of all time
take from that what you will

I've got a very uneffay nog name that I cringe at whenever I hear it. AMA

oswald
arthur
jacob
alan
evan

>>12136237
What about José?

>Marcus
>Julius
>Augustus
>Virgil
these are all acceptable

>>12135718
Works if you spell it Cavanaugh.

>>12134605
kek

>>12136808
if you had to assign the color purple and green to his name, which would get which? what do you envision immediately?

>>12136810
would Raven Simone hire you?

>>12136814
>oswald
cartoon octopus
>arthur
effay
>jacob
your girl's tatted out ex
>alan
mega shinka
>evan
that bland kid in your class/workplace who never had anything interesting to say

>>12136936
It came from a shitpost but this is a great post senpai

RICK OWENS

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>>12136972
>oswald
>cartoon octopus
underage detected

>>12136571
kek

Christopher Poole

>>12137027
Oswald is an old ass show

>>12136936
Damn, I might actually name my son that, I really dig it, Cav is not the worst name ever and the full spelling has a really elitist tone to it.

I think that /fa/ names should be A BIT weird.

Boys

Kennesaw
Flynn
Rhett
Stockton
Sebastian

Girls
Victoria
Elle
Dolores
Terpsichore (as a middle name honestly)
Akiko (means light)

>>12137052
>2001
>old ass
strike two

Gucci

My name is Spyridon Leontios and since I live in America my name is pretty uncommon so people always remember it

>>12136853
only if you are black

>>12137113
Single mother tier boys names

>>12137278
Don isn't so bad.

My parents named me Demetrios despite not being Greek, is it effay to strangle people?

>>12137353
Well I shorten my name to Spiros or Pio or Leo.

Well are you like Orthodox? It would make sense then... Idk man not my department

Alec?

>>12137417
*Alecc

>>12137113
I like Flynn and Sebastian. Victoria is super played out. Dolores is still an old lady name. Terpsichore would work as a middle name.

>>12137294
Augustus and Virgil (I prefer 'Vergil') are safe. The other two could work if you end up having the face of a vampire when you grow up. All of them are vampire tier names.

>>12137417
No. Immediately association is Alec Baldwin.

>>12132405
Commandantur

>>12132405
Names of Mongol Khans

>>12133328
kek

>>12137404
>Well are you like Orthodox?
Parents are still, I guess. I haven't talked to them in a while - pretty much disowned me when I started transition, but at least I got to get rid of that name.

>>12132405
Jamal

Caleb

>>12132405
Chloé for girl
David for guy

imo

>>12137665
Very fa

Gaspard, Philippa

Is Christian an effay name?

>>12134988
This is my second name

>>12134636
/thread

Seven

>>12137715
Look up CWC

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>>12137742
Thanks anon

>>12137744
Christian Weston Chandler
thought CWC would work, he's notorious.

James

is my name effay?
it's lorenzo

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>>12137749
Shoulda just said Chris-chan. Welp, now I know I have autism

>>12135529
>Sinutab
Fucking lost it hard. Sill kek-ing

>>12136571
>Stefan

t-thanks.

>>12136237
what about blockhead?

Being serious here all these names are retarded. A good name should sound european. Something like Raf or Jean-Michel

S E B A S T I A N
sebastian
Sebastian

Kron

>>12136237
Pepe is the diminutive of Jose, you are a walking meme.
t. Pepe

Antonio
Julio
Alejandro
Mario
Fermin
Pablo

Julia
Valeria
Leire
Paula
Laura

>>12132405
Walter

>>12134993
>>12136330

this

>>12132405
Jeezus

>>12136965
Probably not

>>12138424
are you from navarra m7

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>>12138424
>spic names

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none of these

Alexander

>>12139066
Grayson is so bad

>>12138664
Alejandro is effay

>>12139066
a lot of those girl names sound /fa/ despite their popularity

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Clayton?

>>12137576
Flynn and Sebastian sound gay as fuck

Vincent / Vincente
Santiago
Matteo
Peter
Charles

>>12133328
Dustin is actually awesome. Dusty is a sick american name.

>>12139198
The fuck is there a need for "ton" or "son" for. Just name the kid Clay like a normal person you fucking retards. Jack, nor Jackson. Fucking single mother tier names

>>12133344
>Balthy
>Balth
>'Zar

blue

Daniel or Alicia are the only correct answers

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>>12132405
Jón
Ólafur
Guðrún
Arnar

>>12136237
What about jojo

>>12132405
LaQueefa

>>12132405
Jared will be a very effay name soon (within 5 years)
Screenshot this post

>>12139335
WRYYYYYYYYYYY

>>12132405
I am a fan of some Germanic names, among others:
Martin
Heinrich
Henry
Paul
Frank
Diederich (Little Dieter Needs to Fly inspired)
Hans
Lowell
Roy
Wilhielm
Ernst
Frederick
Gus
>>12138433
yes
>>12136600
yesyesyes

Adolf

I'm naming my first son Wolfgang.

Yes, I am German.

No idea about a girl though

Dio Brando

>>12134819
Is the spanish version of Henry effay?

Tyrell
Aeric
Leonard
Octavian
Julius
Nero
Gaius
Jaime

Just give them roman emperor names, senpai

>tfw beaner
>but blessed with whiteskin
>still have shitty name

fuck me

>>12132405
>no Ivan
Wtf

>>12139115
No its not. Its tryhard as fuck, and it makes the kid sound like a twink who would probably have a different 'real name' but like being called Alejandro because it sounds fruity.

Blacc Chyna.

>>12132405


Anthony Fantano also known as Antoine Fantoine, aka Cuckthony Cucktano aka Best teeth in the game aka internet's busiest music nerd.

Do you even try faggot?

Keep names familiar, so everyone will know how to spell them:

Eddard
Tyrion
Catelyn
Arya
Daenarys

Boipucci
Gurlpucci if it's a girl

>>12139943

Did you just assume ones gender? It's bad enough that doctors force their cis terms on those poor babies, you want to add insult to injury by assigning even more gender specific terms to their identity? This is 2017.

>>12133344
BAZZA MATE

>>12136170
yea it does rick is short for richolas retard

>>12139961
>reddit

>>12133322
These are basic as fucc.

>>12139996

>being this new

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>>12140009
if only ;__;

>>12140016

It's okay fellow meme bro. We're all in this together. Unfortunately.

Lazaarwulf is the only effay name

>>12132405
i have an unoffical list of options ive started for when i get a husband and we breed:
>carter
>sebastian
>jordan
>sawyer
>gale
>hailey
>elizabeth
>victoria
>eleanor
>harper
>winona

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>>12135080
Funny that alexander and it's form Sasha are the most annoying, popular and bydlo names here in Russia. I would never call my kid Alexander.

Quilt
Chevre
Knödel
Glisten
Flail
Bogan
Smol
Thirst
Ferment
Glissade
Balto
Arp
Spackle
Gimpy
Twink

Crimbo
Feltus
Brace
Le Craw
Maybelater
Pile
Scabieson
S'Morris

boy:
caleb
hunter
tyler
sky
mikah

girl:
madison
jayden
hunter
olive

Whatever you pick, just make sure the kid won't have to spell it out for everyone he tells it to. (assuming you know which country he'll be living in) That's a pain in the ass to all concerned, and usually completely unnecessary.

Daxx
SpleX
Dark
Shadowbane
Vengeance
Hell
Oathkiller
Skarr
Blade
Timothy

william is a good one

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>>12135749
>some girls call me christ because I'm that nice

>named Preston
...a-am I going to make it??

>>12141810
Equilibrium-tier is nothing to sneer at.

Chester
Arthur
Cooper
Oliver
Liam
Noah
Henry
Julian
Carter

Luka

Is Kalko effay?
It means lime.

>>12135142
he will have no friends because he will always be right in any situation?

is Demetre /fa/?

>>12137665
i love this name

>>12139066
>friend had a girl last year
>named her Arya because GoT
>pregnant again with a boy this time
>naming him Odysseus because look how cultured i am

So many people name their children out of their own passing interests and vanity. A good name is important.

Winston
Alexander
Sebastian
Shepherd
Elizabeth
Robin
Anastasia
Annalise
Annabelle

>>12143628
Those are some white trash tier names

Dylann. Can't believe no one's said it yet.

I'm from South America, considering those:

Tristan
Ezra
Julian
Elias
Leon
Cedric
Ian
Gustavo

Sofia
Alexa
Victoria
Cassandra
Romina
Ariadne
Liliana
Celeste

>>12139224
Dustin reporting in.

>>12141686
>Timothy
What are you fuckin gay?

>>12134651
BORT GET OUT I AM PISS

>>12137736
ctrl+f seven
this

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>>12136571
>stehf-fahn
>stehf
What the fuck, why the extra f?

also MC Ride is pretty /fa/

ike

>>12144218
No one said it because it's not effay, at least just use one n to make it not shit tier

>>12143628
One of our presidents was named after the Roman form of Odysseus.

>>12136962
Orange

>>12139224
Rejected, I've hated every Dustin ive met

>>12136600
>Raul
This is pronounced Rah-ool right?

If so, /fa/ as fuck

>>12132405
>Male
Dante
Severin

>Female
Oona
Ramona

>>12139371
>Martin
This

Luca
Lucas
>>12143304 sounds edgy

>>12144232
Julian if boy
Sofia or Romina if girl

>>12135529
>ashley madison
>newport
40 keks to be deposited in your (You) account

>Raphael
>David
>Isaac
>Levi
>Uzi
>Yoel
>Zohar

>tfw no jewish name

dem negro names sound pretty /fa/ tbqhonest

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>>12136600
>Ness

John(mine)
Arthur
Henry

Girls
Lorraine
Valentina
Catharine

>>12144844
lorraine and valentina are white trash names.

>>12132405
Suppiluliuma

>>12144232
Ayelen

>>12139222
>Vincent
thanks anon, at least someone thinks my name is cool

>>12133328
I cringe any time anyone says 'bob' is a good name
It's the most dreary dad name ever conceived and you'd have to be fucking cool to overcome that shit-ass name

Michael is the only correct answer.

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>>12141014
and Sebastian, often included itt is like a meme here in Poland - short form, Seba, is used to talk about retards listening to disco polo, using machetes in fights with another football hooligans and engaging in sexual activities with the notorious sunkissed stds transmitters

>>12132405
Braden

Is Bry(i)an /fa/?

Constantine
Anthony
Floyd
Quincy

>F
Jezebelle
Noir
Ava
Aya
Michelle

>M
Kay
Henryk
Duke
Isaac
Eoin

it is un-/fa/ to do "themed" children names, always cringey

Tiberius
Gaius
Quintus
Marcus
Hannibal
Hamilcar
Decimus

>>12137583
>Tfw name is Alec and im named after Alec Baldwin

>>12146117
wow, both of your lists are shit

>>12146117
These are some fedora tier names.

>>12146117

those literally all sound like porn names

>>12132405
>tfw name is Konstantinos
>just go by Constantine but doesn't make it much better

Stop telling people that it's an effay name
just because it sounds cool conceptually doesn't mean it will work in practice

>>12146161
>hamilcar
Wut

>>12132405
Any Roman Emperor's name you can abbreviate

Is Ruan (male) effay? Without the surname I'm Pieter Willem Adriaan. Should I go with one of those instead?

>>12141686
Arson, Theft and Jaywalking

>>12134819
As a fellow Henry I'm pretty pleased with this desu, always thought it was too stuck up and snobby sounding

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>>12146075
>den

>>12144541
Yeah, but you're a fucking pussy

>>12132405
Donovan.

Arthur
Rufus

>>12136330
This. Roman and Greek names are the way to go.
Marcuccio
Rafael
Leonardo
Aurelius
Luka (not really Greek or Roman but still fa)
Elias
Be careful that your last name isn't super Greek or Celtic though because otherwise your son's name will sound like a skyrim character

>>12133339
Those are nigger names. They're not /fa/ at all.

I really like Adolf but you know there is this guy who also had this name, not too appreciated.

Leonard

>>12133322
religion cuck detected

>>12135080
Nicholas Alexander reporting in. Feels good.

>>12146690
it's a Punic name.

as in Hamilcar Barca

Reese

>>12135529
>propecia
????

Prominent black figures have pretty cool names. I'd probably name my kid

Thelonious after Thelonious Monk
Langston after Langston Hughes
Booker after Booker T. Jones
Festus/Claudius (or Claude for short) after Claude Mckay
Frederick after Frederick Douglas
Ernest after Ernest J. Gaines
Wallace after Wallace Thurman
Eldridge after Eldridge Cleaver
Stokely after Stokely Carmichael

>>12137114
if it was 2001, then that wouldn't make them underage, shitstain

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>>12140964
>winona

>>12132405

Elias. Thats mine :v

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>>12133328
>bart
>bob
>dustin
>chase

>>12133322
>Jacob

<3

Opinions on male: Mulan?
(that's mine)

JAN
MICHAEL
VINCENT

>>12139565
God what a fucking loser. Learn to love yourself and stop depreciating your own ethnicity.

>named Edward
>go by Eddie
>I'm mistaken as Mexican and people think it's short for Eduardo

I've been trying to go by Edward to avoid the confusions because I don't find Eduardo very nice sounding.

Muhammed

>>12149667
Thelonious is cringe

Stokely and Booker are great

Festus is disgusting

Frederick, Ernest, Wallace are basic

Shitposting aside, this is what actual effay people name their children (and yes, many of these names are shit, but so it goes):
Male:
>Atlas
>Atticus
>Domino
>Enzo
>Ezra
>Felix
>Heath
>Jude
>Roman
>Theon
>Wyatt
Female:
>Amelie
>Arabella
>Cecily
>Evangeline
>Matilda
>Iris
/fa/ middle names for boys are James and Alexander, for girls are Pearl and Soleil.
t. name autist

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>>12133328
What's wrong with robert?

>>12134955
Don't buy your son a jeep

>>12150570
>tfw your name is alexander james

thanks m8

Fabrizio
Fabricio

He can be called Fa or Fabri
THEY ARE IN SPANISH LEARN THE SPANISH VOCABULARY
The first is a Italian name
Second one its version in spanish
They come from a Latin name

Got bullied in school for my name being Angel.

Don't get it anymore and people say it's a nice name.

Are they being for real or just being polite??

>>12151725
Are you a mexican or the son of a single mother?

>>12151940
No and no.

>>12151661
Dude me too

>>12150495
>have shitty car
>*new car pulls up*
>"Learn to appreciate what you have!"

Yeah nah, fuck you

is anyone else tired of cultural appropriation?

Don't name your kid Vincenzo or Vittore unless you have an Italian passport AND live in italy

if you're white and live in US or UK, james, michael, john etc.

>>12152078
"Stop doing what I don't like beacuse my feelings."

SJW please leave.

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>>12134988
First thing that came to mind.

>>12134955
Anton is the name of my dog.

>Implying Oscar is not the most effay and elegant name

>>12152057
it's not about being materialistic. It's about being cool with how you were born. You're the equivalent of someone who is 5'7" and shits on them self for being a manlet.

>>12152078

bait or dumbass - its appreciation you stupid retard

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I like almost every male name that starts with A
- Alexander
- Anthony
- Arthur
- Albert
Im so so on Allan
Other names I'm pretty fond of are
- Mark
- Felix
- Michael
- Leonardo
- Jacob
Favorite female names would probably be
- Sabrina
- Elizabeth
- Victoria
- Julia
- Anastasia
- Chelsea

Silus
Finn
Kai
Daniel
Van

is Thomas effay

Casimir

>>12132405
Thomas, with Tommy as a nickname.

>>12141605
>someone said my name

ayyyy

>>12134955
birthday is that you my son?

>>12146161
+hasdrubal / azruba'al