How do I dress good enough like Bladee to get a girlfriend that

Pic of bladees gf?

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>>12087464

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>>12087461
never had a car, but I'm still inhaling the candy paint

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>>12087461
id

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>>12087475
bladee man, astroboy, smokin on an asteroid. I'm inside a plastic void, I turned into a plastic boy.

>>12087484
bars

step 1: look like bladee (face and proportions)
step 2: buy expensive tech wear, xxl metal/goth shirts, 90s polo ralph lauren, and archive designer and combine into one fit. Then ask the barber for haircut that 7 year olds in the early 2000s got
step 3: congratulations, you successfully pulled off bladee-core

>>12087469
Dude what the actual fuck I met this girl at a fucking party.

You in PCOLA?

>>12087976
this is 100% and I hate it, the boy just dresses weird and almost nothing he wears fits but he looks like a handsome alien and somehow pulls it off and feels purposeful

>>12087469
that's not his gf lmao, just some random thottie who's house he chilled and played power stone.