Reminder that the length and width of your tie signify the length and girth of your phallus.
Pic related, you can tell just by their clothes that the guy on the left is blessed with a majestic redwood tree while the guy on the right is equipped with a member resemblant of an oversharpened pencil.
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Here we have a man that's apparently girthy but not lengthy, as you can see
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>>11831858
Can someone make proper tie wearing a meme like they did with matching belt/shoes and shit, I'm getting sick of seeing dudes who don't know where a tie should sit on them
>>11831858
sounds like OP doesn't like skinny ties and doesn't want anyone else to, either
OP, no one thinks this or will begin to think this except for you
get a life, bozo
Reminder that your tie should match your shoulder width and end about an inch above your belt
Look out, ladies
>>11833568
>He doesn't know I was just shipping toast
Sad!
>>11833640
>The Hawaiian on the left
Hmm.