Hey I'm new to /fa/ and I want to know what I can do to

>>11822296
get a haircut, and lurk

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>>11822320
A haircut? Really? I think I look awful with short hair.

>>11822296
love the new take on the classic CIA fit and pose

>>11822296
replace the blue shirt with a grey, white or black one if you're going to be wearing a bllack jacket over it. I also don't like the v necks but that's passable

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>>11822329
Alright. And this is the only v neck I own.

I also have this suit. Any thoughts?

>>11822296
You should go with a deeper v neck and mix it with a lavender colored sweater. Pants do need more pockets to be /fa. you should just tuck the shirt in entirely as to not cover the belt, and always wear a brown belt no matter what. You should also cop some common projects instead of whatever you have now.

>>11822344
More pockets? Like... Cargo pants?

>>11822377
if you want, or you can get those ones that are sort of like corduroy or canvas or something with a lot of pockets on the side (I forget what they are called)

>>11822381
>>11822377
>>11822344
I forgot to say that they also have pockets at the front and back and maybe a smaller pocket inside the larger pocket on the front right side for holding loose change or something around the same size
>>11822296

>>11822381
Alright. Should it be a tight fit?

>>11822402
You can either go extremely baggy, skintight, or baggy top with heavy taper. I usually wear baggy with heavy taper because it hides the fact that I have very skinnyfat legs because I don't go outside ever

>>11822405
picture example?

>>11822324
You look awful with that hair.

>>11822604
What should I do to it then?

>>11822604
What? No he doesn't.
Undercutbabbies like you should fuck off.

OP, you should try to get into terrorwave fashion.

>>11822324
You don't need it shorter, just cleaner

Spend some money on basics, boyo. If I were you I would go and buy a ton of blank solid color tees of various colors and some new pants/jeans. Learn how to put outfits together. Your hair isn't terrible but you need to change it: either buzz or grow it out more.

>>11822626
>>11822627
If you really want to keep your hair long, just reduce the volume then. It looks like a plast of grease (no offense). That or use some hair products? I'll look for a cut but take my word for it, it looks off.

You have really good features, use them famalam.

>>11822627
an example that you think would look good on me?

>>11822630
>>11822635
Alright, I'll see what I can do.

>>11822632
I'll be going shopping sometime this week. I'll do that.

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>>11822642
>>11822627
Terrorwave could do the trick.
I was thinking you could pull off Ali's hairstyles, OP.

1/2

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>>11822642
2/2

>>11822632
>>11822642
>either buzz or grow it out more
>buzz

DON'T DO IT

>>11822667
I like this one. But how do I do it lol.

>>11822677
Don't worry I'm not gonna buzz it.

>>11822679
Oops replied to myself
>>11822673

>>11822677
>But how do I do it lol.

you bring the pic of ali up on your phone. you get some scissors. just ordinary scissors from your home. you go in your mirror and cut it like that

retard

>>11822344
>>11822381
>>11822405
>it's an "/fa/ makes fun of a newfag by reccing him terrible shit on purpose" thread

come on guys

Be easy on the poor guy. His country doesn't even have enough toilets for half of the population.

>>11822698
Hey fuck you man. I live in America.

>>11822698
>His country doesn't even have enough toilets for half of the population.

i think you'll find that india has a single toilet that is currently in space

>>11822718
Again, I was born in America.

>>11822698
that's precisely why his pants need more pockets

what's he gonna do if he can't get to the designated shitting street on time?

>>11822732
And American hates me for what I am!
I am YOUR SHIT
You should be ashamed of what you have eaten!

>>11822739
What in the fuck does that even mean?

Come on. I just want some ideas for clothes.

>>11822744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYIKnc4Lc2c

>>11822759
Oh, Marilyn Manson. Old school.

Well, OP here. I gotta go for tonight. I have an 8 am and I'm totally fucked if I sleep in again.

If the thread dies, then thanks for the advice for the ones who actually gave some.