Any good beach scented colognes? I feel like that's the

>>11675772
...What?

You should use sunscreen...which i hope you already are beachman

>>11675772
OP if your name is Dave then you call yourself
>Peppermint Dave

What does a cabinet smells like?

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>>11675772
of course

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>>11675776
>>11675787
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>>11675808
Okay, I guess I should explain
>go to uni to study Marine Biology
>one of those campuses where you're constantly running into the same people over and over
>pretty soon, people associate my face with being "that marine guy"
>start dieting
>eat only fruits, vegetables, and sea food
>has nothing to do with my major
>after this, everyone started calling me Ocean Man
>what a dumb nickname
>actually...
>start wearing Hawaiian shirts every day
>or at least start dressing with that "seaside" aesthetic
>trademark drink is pineapple juice
>carry that or coconut water to class everyday
>the campus area bar knows my drink, Ocean Breeze
>have a jar of Tropical Skittles on my desk
>start reading Aquaman comics in public
>start enjoying them unironically
>listen to "beach music" on Spotify so everyone on my list sees it
>replace my bed with a hammock
>become the Ocean Man

>>11675824
That's whack broseph

>>11675824
Someone screenshot this and post it on /b/ for a cringe thread

>>11675824
Damn, embrace that shit

Also, just wear sunscreen. Useful anyways.

great thread

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>>11675824
>Ocean Man

>>11675824
If this is not made up you are the man.

Only if you are genuinely into it all and not just doing it mainly for others attention.

Godspeed Ocean Man.

>>11675824
The hammock thing might be bad for your back -- that's what I was told anyways.

Heeley Sel Marin, smells like ocean and citrus my dude

>>11675824
That's pretty cool. I want a cool nickname

>>11675787
>>11675808
>>11675833
>>11675875
Thanks guys

>>11675871
I really love the ocean and all things tropical

I was marked the Ocean Man. I became Ocean Man.

Official thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck

>>11675907
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFVVCdaNtso

>>11675808
I only came here to post this.

Anyway Ocean Man, will you take me by the hand and lead me to the land that you understand?

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As long as you're playing it cool and not being too cheesy with it, I think it's pretty neat that you've picked up an aesthetic you like so organically.

If I were you, I'd learn to surf, get some really strong tanlines (tanktop pattern), and work on getting a beach body. Write a thesis on Japanese starfish and you're golden.

>>11676499
seconding this

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>>11675772
Creed Millesime Imperial or Virgin Island Water

thank me later

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>>11675824
you best walk around w pic related on your face all the time

>Bond No. 9 - Fire Island, Sag Harbor, Shelter Island
>Smell Bent - St. Tropez Dispenser
>CB I Hate Perfume - At the Beach 1966, Mr. Hulot's Holiday

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>I was marked the Ocean man, I became the ocean man

Sun by jil sander

>>11675824
How do you dress in winter Ocean Man?

Holy shit I'm dying. Ocean man I want to be you.

Ocean Man? More like semen

>>11675824
>>11675832
Honestly, as long as he doesn't live in some cold ass place, it isn't that bad

>>11676773
Wetsuit as long underwear

>>11675772
buy "White Amber" essential oil

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the beach?

>>11677305
>Jerry I've got this guy really interested in my cologne.
>This guy down at the university, they call him... the Ocean Man.
>Yeah, he's this marine biologist. Loves the ocean, Jerry, LOVES IT.

>>11676491
Well the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip, are you ready?

>>11677460
LLLLOVES IT

bulgari aqva


thank me later. there is not a single for scent ive ever come across that gives me more of an ocean vibe than this

>>11676586
Yeah right you pleb

you've probably never smelled let alone owned this scent

also this is one f the least ocean smelling scents out there.

posting expensive cologne because you think people will be impressed gtfo faggot

>>11675888
It's easy, just do something that makes you stand out.
I was called Rambo for shaving my sides and wearing mili camo in my uni during my edgy rivethead phase,

>>11675808
w8...
is this real, or just fanart of the episode?

>>11675772
Davidoff coolwater

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>>11677653
MI has strong marine and salt notes.
You're the pleb.

>>11675824
This is gold

>op pic

jesus that is some fuckin nostalgia i didn't expect to feel today

>>11676591
this

>>11678397
>its just like the ancient hawaiians used to say bradah