How do I dress as American core as possible? I was thinking

>>11557722
these nb are sikk

>>11557722
buy a mobility scooter, a drinking helmet, an oversized grey wife-beater, black cargo shorts and red crocs.

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>>11557722
here u go

>>11557735
and buy an obesity.

>>11557722
>autistic boat-shoes like New Balance or the like
you're a retard my boy

>>11557722
Cargo shorts
Sports branded huge t shirt
Messy poor kid haircut
Awful bmx sunglasses
Generally be a loudmouthed cringeworthy moron in public places

>>11557722
Oversized jeans, white autism shoes and those weird shirts/polos that have wide, elbow length sleeves. Honestly I never see those shirts outside of American television shows/series/films

>>11559138
Yeah wtf is up with those polos

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I'm fucking tired of seeing at least 30 people everyday wearing this color combination on there shoes here in NC and MA

Tag this post if you've seen this colorway and it triggers you

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>>11557722
here you go

>>11557722
Those NBs and the jeans are effay you ignorant fuck

>>11560517
>bait

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>>11557722
>boat-shoes like New Balance

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>oversized everything, all boxy fits
>hiking/functional shoe bought at cheapest price or autism sneaker shoes
>grown out buzzcut, don't fix your hair with anything just shower
>glasses like pic related
>t shirt with shitty brand name, American flag, or some poorly done artwork
>cap you got from a free event
>bootcut/oversized jeans
>don't forget to at least be skinnyfat
>If you're going for edgy teen American mode instead you can have a shitty skull t shirt or metal t shirt instead

>>11557722
New Balance, Levi's, Hanes T-Shirt, Checkered Shirt

>>11561942

>i wear glasses like those
>am golfer

its aight