>be me >have only $500 for a leather jacket >think of

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>be me
>have only $500 for a leather jacket
>think of hitting up the thrift stores in NYC to try and get lucky
>invite a friend of mine to go to SoHo to look around first
>he was the master of stores but didn't have time to prepare
>fuck it
>go around SoHo and look for a leather jacket joint
>find a fucking schotts out of the blue
>go inside and qt pi shot thicc girl helps us out
>find out we looked like plebs for going in there with half a grand to buy a jacket
>almost spill my spaghetti as the girl starts to laugh trying her best to hold it in
>I awkwardly walk to the front desk with my friend to ask if there are any other location
>another guy working there tells me to go to The Gap or some other pleb shit store
>girl comes back and gives my friend directions to BLK Denim
>walking in this terrible heat 4 times in a circle looking for the store
>we passed BLK denim the first time and never noticed
>finally find it and go in
>qt pi tall blonde girl helps us look for a jacket
>when she shook my hand gallons of sweat poured from my head and I can already fell the BO getting stronger
>she leads us to a rack with jackets on sale for 60-70% off
>don't have enough money for tax so my friend and me walk to the bank 2 blocks away
>come back and find out we need 20 more bucks
>my friend says fuck it and uses his debit card
>machine doesn't work
>he has to walk to the bank again to get the jacket
>try my best to strike up an awkward conversation with the girl who is helping us
>accidentally stumble on my words using 50s lingo
>she looks at me as if I was some sort of autistic NEET loser
>fiend eventually comes back
>we pay and leave
>tfw I didn't fall for the $2,000 leather jacket meme