Okay, here's my deal. I'm 38, Aryan, but kind of overweight

>>11516983
if you're a 38 year old self described "aryan" with a beer belly from florida, there is no possible way or you to be fashionable. just wear goober shorts like the ones you posted

>>11516983
>i'm aryan, how to be effay ?
>i'm aryan

>>11516983
lose weight dad

>>11517021

How can I help being Aryan? I am of wholly white European extraction. And I'm not asking to be fashionable, just decently attired.

>>11517028
effay = effete? I'm not up on the lingo, just tell me what shorts to buy.

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Floridabro, Miami guy here. Try the Caribbean sailor dad look. Shit works.

As long as you have a large enough button down short sleeve shirt, you can basically pull off any kind of shorts. Add some sandals, maybe a watch. Ready to go.

The old realtree hunter shirt never fails down here either.

I dunno man, play around with looks at a Goodwill one day and see what works for ya.

>>11517074

Thanks

>>11517074
fellow miami bro here

>>11517074
I've never bought from a goodwill. should i start?

i usually go to marshalls or ross for cheap stuff

>>11516983
>using Aryan to racially identify yourself
>Aryan encompasses Europe all the way to Iran
Please

>38
>aryan
>beer belly
i honestly dont see anyone with this kind of description being fashionable at all

>>11516983
Pants or even better don't leave your home ever.

>>11517458
You should find your way all the way to a history book n i g g e r

>>11517491

This. Aryan is the correct term.

>>11517213
hey man
>>11517216
Goodwill is a thrift store, used stuff, cheap.

>>11516983
You sound ugly, smelly and unfit, with poor facial features. First of all, you should fix the way you speak because you sound like a neckbeard

Step 1: /fit/
Step 2: /fa/

>>11516983
>kind of overweight with a beer belly
not possible to look /fa/, lose weight my friend.