the beard makes women wet as fuck. If you can't grow a beard

>>11406439
but im gay

>>11406439
This reminds me of these fake glue on beards

>>11406439
that faggot is trying WAY too fucking hard.

Bait.

Though I will say full somewhat thick stubble is what actually turns girls on.

>>11406439
Good way to hide a receding chin, you're right

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>>11406439
>big burley beard
>lined up around the edges

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>>11406439
that guys beard is bad tho. Too straight and clean-cut looking to be that big. If you want a big beard it has to be nice and burly/curly/rough-looking (pic related), otherwise it looks like a glue-on beard as someone else said

>>11406595
exactly my point

>>11406439
What hair product is that guy using is that pic, it gives that slight gloss look without being wet, which is what I want.

Any idea guys?

White girls who watch 'Magic Mike XXL' when they're sad, fell for the thick band Calvin's meme, and insist N'Sync is better than Backstreet Boys like this kind of trash.

Wow. This is the most calm and respectful beard thread I've seen here in a handful of years. Kind of made me happy usually the teens boil over with rage and say how awful beards are.

>>11406439
Lumberjack beards are just trendy now.

If you have one, in ten years you'll look at your selfies and cringe. Just like people who had porn mustaches in the 70s.

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>>11406439
you will never be a viking and only come out as a homeless terrorist ghetto shit when you dont shave your face.
You look stupid

>>11406439
Woman here. That beard is gross. Some facial hair can look nice, but clean shaven is better than this hipster fuckboy hair+mountain man beard craze.

>>11406439
This only applies to whites and some nips.

If you are latino, black, indian, or just darker skinned in general, you'll either look homeless or like a terrorist.

>>11406504
Most girls I know agree with this. A couple are turned on by beards, but they like a caveman aesthetic overall.

>>11406629
pomade

>>11406439
This man looks like a faggot you would find in Portland.

>>11406439

Kek, It's funny and sad that there are redditors that ironically believe that beards are manly or look good in most cases.

>>11406987

Race has nothing to do with it Mr. /pol/ secondary. It's literally all about grooming. I'm not even going to waste my time posting examples of how stupid it is to say that.

>>11407821thanks, but whats the best brand for pomade?

>>11408821
Lol, I'm dark-skinned and I've tried. Every one of my friends said my beard made me look like a terrorist, groomed and all.

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Bout 2 years ago. Can confirm it got girls talking and approaching me. Hair helped too.

>>11406615
imo that's what cool in op, its p unique to see such a big beard that's maintained in such a clean way

>>11406615
Yeah but he just looks homeless

>>11410970
same fag
is it worth it?

>>11409705

You are ugly and not well groomed then, or your friends are memeing whities. Prolly both desu.

>>11406439
>Be me
>have glorious slavic beard
>at work
>hottie gets promotion
>we all congratulate her
>go in for a hug and peck on the cheek
>she visibly moves her head away
>"sorry Anon... your beard"
>with a face like she just stepped in shit
>"He,he, yeah"
>Everyone is dying on my behalf
>I die on my behalf
>I wish I was dead

Anyway, I trimmed it that week and I plan on going with a 5 o'clock shadow look.

>>11406439
Prasing ur facial hair makes woman dry af, also OP u sound like that 25year old who finally grew some pubes on his face and thinks he's hot shit now

>>11406615
Wow I normally don't think beards look very good but this is honestly dope

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>>11406439
You can tell from his face he has shitty face/jaw genetics. Propably why he has that beard.

>>11406439


Reminder:

Most women and men assume if you have a beard, you have a weak jawline and look ugly beardless.

beards are the make up of men.

>>11406439
>>11411072


chinlets when will they learn

>>11406439
wet because they are crying of how ugly he is lol

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Lads, my beard grows like this. It doesn't connect in the front, but if I clean shave I look like a 12 year old. What do

I really want to kill the person in your picture
he looks like such a fucking poser cuckold faggot it makes me sick

>>11410978
or you're just a retarded fag

>>11411514
lmao keep telling yourself that nigga

>>11409667
American Crew is fantastic but Fructis Style finishing paste is cheaper and pretty good too

>>11411876
sounds like a pretty dank life to me

not even a lumbersexual, but this is literally jealous haters: the thread

>>11406753
> he doesn't have a 70s porn moustache

>>11411895
the point of that image is to point out how everything in their life is so contrived around this stupid image they have in their sub-culture
their whole life is ticking boxes about who is the most hip
>do i got a beard? yep
>what about beer? craft :¬)
>gf? stuck in the 40s where its cool

they do all this shit to try and make them deep and interesting individuals and end up being robotic husks

All the guys I see around here with beards are either:

A: Hipsters

B: Employing a strategic chin-cloaking device


Frankly, I'm going to kek pretty hard as beards become less and less trendy, and more and more women see the weak or double chins EVERYWHERE

>>11410624
Maybe in Kansas or whatever flyover state you're from. Anywhere that matters, beards are pretty much always long, well groomed, and paired with ridiculous fades.

>>11411914
Crap jaw lines just just reinforce their preference for beards. And honestly, as cringey as the whole beard thing has become, most people have shit chins—ninety-nine percent of /fa/, for instance.

>>11406615
Digging that beard guys.
How do I do

>>11412071
Don't shave.

>>11412071
>>11412077
>/fa/

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I've had a beard for 4 years now and I ain't gonna shave anytime soon, chicks dig it.

Depending on the style however, the upkeep can be annoying, even long beards require some daily care, a decent trimmer, styling products, etc., otherwise you end up looking like a bum.

>>11411914
how is growing natural hair on your face a trend.

>>11413596

beards have only existed for the past 2-3 years, didn't you know?

>>11413508
If wolverine and karl marx had a child.

>>11406439
What does this have to do with fashion

>>11413701

>beards are integral parts of a man's look

>what does this have to do with fashion

>camwhores and kaceymod threads are ok though xD

aside from appealing to womens sensabilities is there any real practical advantage to allowing a large volume of hair to grow out of your face?

>>11413699
kek

>>11413755
Apealing to women's taste is 100% of the reason we do anything.

And balding

>>11406439
I have a jaw and chin though. No need to compensate.

>>11414313
what are you, a straight ?

>>11413755
>it serves as an easy, convenient way of storing bacteria (which is important for gut health and immunity, especially in our overly sterile environments).
>it's an advantage in intra-species aggression, both the intimidation aspect (size illusion) and actually fighting (based on what I've read about lion's manes).
>quality of hair growth displays health and quality of facial hair growth closely reflects androgenic hormone levels.

>>11406439
he has ugly hot dog lips tho lol really makes em stand out too ://

Beards DO NOT look good on everyone, even if they're well groomed.

>>11406439
Beard "culture" is proof that metrosexuality never died, it just went into hiding until it could find a more "masculine" way to present itself. Metrosexuality was infinitely better though because metrosexuals used to dress sharp, live in nice areas and actually knew how to pick out gifts for people.

>>11417827

>well groomed.
The beard in OP's pic is not well groomed, it's overly groomed.

>the beard makes women wet as fuck.

Female here. No. Beards are unattractive, and are generally grown by people who want to hide weak facial structure.

Clean cut is much more attractive.

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>2016
>still falling for the overgrowing+overtrimming meme
The guy in OP's pic looks more fuccboi than any spic wearing full supreme and jordans could ever dream of being.

Salt and pepper tight trimmed beard is and always will be the highest tier facial hair a man can get, second best is the same facial hair but completely black, followed by completely grey, followed by dark brown, then light brown. If you were unfortunate enough to have blonde or red facial hair, just shave, your facial hair is filthy looking.

>>11418306
Though I disagree on clean cut being the best, got to agree on the facial structure part in a lot of cases.

If your beard looks like an attempt to hide a weak chin it's just embarrassing. That's why the beard in OP doesn't work.

>>11417706
>(size illusion)
idk about this, I've seen lots of skinny guys with oversized beards and they don't look any bigger, they just look goofy.

>based on what I've read about lion's manes
idk if this was a joke or not, but it made me laugh

>>11418349
>Salt and pepper
Go home Grandpa.
>If you were unfortunate enough to have blonde or red facial hair, just shave, your facial hair is filthy looking.
Agree with this though.

>>11413508
I'd just let the hair grow all the way around your mouth instead of shaving it like that, looks pretty odd. Also your beard makes your face look a little round, you look like you have a pretty nice facial structure. Unless your jaw is actually that round, I'd recommend shaving the beard just a little shorter. Your hair looks pretty healthy though. Definitely a better beard than the mess OP posted.

>>11411843
Grow out the mustache to where it covers up the bald spots. I promise it works. I have the same problem.

>>11418297
Will metrosexuality ever make a return?

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>>11418411
Same as what this guy said, don't shave around your mouth like that, it looks terrible. Sculpted facial hair is always a no-go. As Ron Swanson said, "Facial hair should be thick and square. If you have to shape it, that probably means you can't grow it."
That being said, it'd look good if you let it be more natural, with only slight trimming on the upper cheeks.

>>11406439
Beard in this pic could look great if he didn't do the weird luxury-straight-razor-faded-cheek trim job, and if he let the mustache grow out more. The mustache is really the weakest point. It makes him look much less masculine, as well as drawing more attention to his weak eyebrows.

>>11406615
This is goals, although he could benefit immensely from liberal use of beard oil to keep it moisturized and keep consistent texture. But this guy also deserves some slack because he obviously spends a lot of time outside and has a fine beard naturally.

>>11410305
You've reached your perfect length in this pic. Looks good, my dude.

>>11410624
You can have a welll-maintained beard that doesn't look feminine. Go out more.

>>11418444
>>11411843
Forgot pic, this is me from a while back

>>11406439
Fuck off, islam.

>>11418349
/thread

>>11406439
No.

Why do girls like beards anyway? Doesn't it feel uncomfortable when you kiss or eat them out?

>>11406439
Idc if hipsters are the new trend, I think they look gasf.
I used to have some nice sideburns wolverine style for a few, then I got professional and am now clean cut.
Just cause you can doesn't mean you should

>>11419954
Well stubble feels uncomfortable to them too so maybe a beard feels less rough

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>>11406595
>bid burly beard
>faggy Depeche Mode haircut

>>11418498
read any good quran chapters recently, brother?

>>11411914
> B: Employing a strategic chin-cloaking device
h-he he

>>11418498
Your beard looks like neckbeard tier garbage compared to >>11413508 though

Clean up your moustache too. Clefts look dumb if you don't work around it (grow longer, pull to the sides)

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yall niggas is crazy
i have a good looking full-ish 2 month beard but its driving me FUCKING crazy
literally everytime im home sitting on the pc or tv i just keep combing it with a tight ass comb or scratching it with my fingers
i wont even mention the biggest problem when my lips come in contact with a single hair making me start combing again.
jesus its fucking annoying
id rather lose 5 years of my face and not being hip than have this burden
plus having a 38oC weather doesnt help the beards case at all

>tfw you can grow a thick beard but it looks identical to pubic hair

It's so god damn curly and wiry. I don't like how it looks on my face. But this shit'll come in looking like a full god damn beard after a week.

Anyone want to help me find a specific beard I was looking at for inspo?

I believe it was an older actor when he was young (think like Clint Eastwood's age now, but I'm talking about an old photo) and he had a very short length beard but it went all the way up his cheeks. It looked really fucking good imo.

>>11411843
>>11406504
I feel like I look good with a stubble going on but I have no intentions on growing a full beard. Can we get more examples like this?

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Here's some inspo I took from a mustache thread.

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This fucking combo looks so retarded

Stupid hitler haircut that makes your head look like a penis
and an ugly wizard beard covering your weak receding jaw
these faggots look like tryhards and i dry up everytime i see them

>>11422016
>posts a pic of a prime faggot

Good post

>>11422145
He looks good. in shape, simple, traditionally masculine

you look like insecure manchildren

>>11422016
agree with this

>>11422145
also with this

>>11422152
>traditionally masculine
Standing with your hands on your hips wearing purple with your belly exposed and your tighty whiteys bunched up for everyone to see is not masculine in any sense. His body doesn't even look very masculine either, he looks very toned like a girl who goes to the gym and understands that girls don't go to the gym to get muscles, they go to stay thin and tight (seems like this concept is getting lost with a lost of women today). This dude is 98% twink his haircut and masculine looking side profile is the only thing even remotely masculine about him. I'm sure I just fell for le ebic troll XD, but you know, in case you were serious.

>>11422167
Well im a lesbian so maybe thats why

but i always thought of this as the acceptable peak of masculinity before it becomes laughable

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>>11422284
This post is why people support trump.

>>11421196
Yeah mainly the one where it says to rip infidels' spines out if they shame you

>>11421266
I'm only 20, so my beard is very much still developing. I'm not worried about it because I wasn't able to grow anything til about 18 and nothing worth growing until 19. It gets thicker and nicer the older I get. Also, that's an old pic, and I keep my mustache more maintained than that. I'm also about to have to trim my beard and possibly mustache for a job, so I'll probably shape it into more of a chevron style then.

>>11422301
sorry you fell for the fit maymays

>>11406785
>>11406785
Even though I agree with you, you spell fuccboi with a 'k' AND a 'y', therefore your opinion is irrelevant.

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>>11422167
>being this jealous of purple football chad
pic related its you

>>11422510
Not true, my hat says "$WAG," not "Dope." Also, that child looks to be at least 5'7" whereas I am a reasonable 5'3.5".

>>11406439
Beards are fucking reddit.

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"I'm voting Hilary because it's time"

"I'd never have sex with a woman. I would never oppress her like that...I only have sex with men."

"I'm tired of this white cis straight male rape culture that is running rampant on 4chan I'm going to Reddit"

"Sure, you can have sex with my girlfriend ... I'll watch s-s-sorry"


"Why do you NEED a gun? I only eat vegan and would never need to harm another being"

"If I ever made enough money to afford a car...it will be a Prius, all that power is too scary"

"Why do you trump supporters always argue about the free market. I don't have a job and get everything from the co-op why can't we all just do that?"

"Oh my god Orlando was such a massacre take all the guns away in solidarity!!!!! "

>>11423184
i just imagined the cuck you posted saying "I'm voting Hilary because it's time" and i actually became angry knowing there are people basically just like that.

>>11423203
My dad is like that.

He had a panic attack after he asked me what type of gun he just shot and I replied with

" That was an ar-15"

He went off about how nobody ever needs one and why I had one

I have 6....

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>>11406439
Just let the beard grow you fagofuck

>>11423210
Your dad sounds like a cuck faggot. He's probably not even your real dad lmao.

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>>11423210
what an asshole. we need another plague

>>11421877
>filename

your beard is shit

>>11423220
Liberal Clinton voter (with a Clinton sign in his yard) said it...."that was fun"

Shot a 10 round magazine of .223 at some clays laid out in the desert and managed to hit 2 of them at 50 yards....


Then went on the villify the gun he just shot.

If it was that easy to "kill people " with an ar-15 then how come he could only hit 2/10 clays standing still taking his time with the co-witnenessed eotech and iron sight equipped rifle at 50 yards?

>>11422167
>Standing with your hands on your hips wearing purple

lmao stay mad kid

>beards
You are 4 years late

>>11423233
Not mine, and like i said it was from a mustache thread. No reason for your post, sport.

>>11423184
You're forgetting the line about getting PTSD from firing an AR-15 at a gun range.

>>11422284
hahahahahahahahaha

>>11422167
That's a pad girdle, not tighty whiteys, did you not play pop warner or something?

>>11406439
Daily reminder if you are a weak nu male with soft ass baby features from doing nothing but drinking Starbucks and blogging on Tumblr a beard will not look good on you

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>>11406439
Nah Women typically only like beards if they're like Drake's. Women like nice jawlines even better.

>>11424455
He's hiding that turkey neck he has forming pretty well.

>>11424455
ironically Drake has a horrific jawline/facial aesthetics in general, also he looked way better when he was skinny

>>11424210
>this

It looks so ridiculous when nu male art student types have giant beards. It's like watching a little kid wear his dad's suit, except not nearly as cute.

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>>11413508
wu tang wu tang wu tang

i wish i could grow facial hair. im amerindian