What are the most /fa/ baby names? We're thinking: >Boy

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>>11296364
>Wilhelmina

Eat good and well Wilhelmina.

>>11296364
>Babette
kek

>>11296364
fucking gross names, don't ruin your kid's life because you wanna be quirky.

horrible

Names that my partner and I have discussed for the (very distant) future of potentially having a child
Boy
>Desmond
>Dylan
>Casey


Girl (we came up with a lot more, I think female names have more variety)
>Rosaline (rosie for short)
>Analise
>Juliet
>Amelia
>Pauline
>Charlotte

Boy:
>Jack
>Alexander
>Victor

Girl:
>Olivia
>Elizabeth
>Miriam

>>11296426
>>Charlotte

DONT pick Charlotte. I once knew a girl named Charlotte and she was a TOTAL bitch. Now when I'm working and a girl named Charlotte asks for her coffee I spit in it.

>>11296426
>Analise

top fucking kek

>>11296426

I like the girl names, but I think you'll find more Dylans and Caseys in a trailer park than you would in Bushwick.

>>11296364
having a baby is not effay

Alexander
Vincent

>>11296450
this.

>>11296453
>VINCENT
>HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS VINCENT?
>HOW HAVE YOU DONE ANY OF THIS?
>WE HAVE TO SWIM BACK

Kind of a tradition on my dad's side of the family to use D names so here's what I have

Girl
>Danielle (Ellie for short)
>Dakota
>Dawn

Boy
>Deacon
>Declan
>Dane

>>11296459
Kek, I just finished this movie in my psych class

>>11296364
What do you think about Bastian for a boy?

>>11296364
louis is the only good name there

>>11296473
I love that name

>>11296450

What's the most effay method of abortion? Doing enough drugs that the babby dies?

>>11296364
My picks:
Female:
Ophelia
Vivian
Valentina

Male:
Sebastian
Raphael (Rafe for short)
Elias

>>11296426
Juliet's the only good one.

>>11296429
Alexander, Olivia, and Elizabeth are good.

>>11296443
>Now when I'm working and a girl named Charlotte asks for her coffee I spit in it.
can't stop laughing

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>>11296486
>(Rafe for short)

>>11296443
Fuck idk if it's the name but I had the same experience with a different Charlotte.

Girl:
Alice
Josephine
Adeline
Claire

Boy:
Adam
Thomas
Daniel

I like Flora or Florine for a girl.

Boy:
Julian

I win.

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sterling is perfect, yes

>>11296364
Those are fucking horrible or nerdy names that will get your kids bullied.


>Boy
Alexander
Thomas
William
Charles
Gregory
Desmond
Julian
Adam
Thomas

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>this whole thread
it's impossible to parody you people. 90% of the names that have been posted are middle class insecurities mascarading as contrived pretentiousness

>>11296364
Judas, Brutus, Joseph, Adolf

>>11296734
Kek

Having a child and still posting on a Japanese image board, i hope your kid turns out alright and isn't a massive weirdo or weeb.

anyways i like Sano
Akito
Chiaki

Boy
>Bruce Wayne (literally my fathers name not even kidding)
>Colton
>Kane
>Tobias
>Lorenzo

Girls
>Kairi


I really like the name kairi and not not because of kingdom hearts. Plus it means sea town and I live in an ocean resort city. I am forever alone though so not like any of this matters.

Mohammed

Whatever you do please do not give your child a last name as their first name.

>not giving your child practical names that will be their future occupation

>infiltrator
>trooper
>enforcer
>liberator
>soldier
>operator

Frank

Every boy name is shit except for Sterling.

>>11296364
Every single name on your list, with the exception of Victoria, is a fucking meme-tier name that will surely result in your kid growing up to be a faggot.

>Braxton
Something about this name makes me want to start a fight with anyone who's named this
>Sterling
won't be a fitting name until he's 70
>Prescott
Everyone is just gonna call him "Scott" anyway
>Marc-Anthony
Every time I say this name in my head I say it in the voice of some snooty rich cartoon woman
>Louis (French pronounciation)
If you don't live in France, then you're just being a douchebag
>Florence
Almost okay, but still not okay
>Guillaume
How the fuck do you even pronounce this?

>Blanche
I'd make fun of anyone named Blanche, just for the simple fact that her parents picked such a stupid name for their child, it makes me think of a retard trying to refer to ranch dressing.
>Babette
Is this a joke?
>Gabrielle
Not really a bad name, but the only Gabrielle I ever knew was kind of a bitch.
>Victoria
Normal name
>Wilhelmina
Stop trying so hard, this sounds like the name of a german horse
>Madeline
100% guarantee she grows up to be a cunt.

Anthony/Antonio
Vincent/Vicente
Theodore/Teodoro

I will only have sons; I will call them by their latin name but give them the anglo spelling on paper so they have a shot at the job market. Or is it more /fa/ to have the latin version allaround?

>>11296364
Binge
Lafayette
Tumultuous
Reginald
Archibald
Roto
Malaria
Zay
Hep C

>>11296443
I'll keep it in mind, Zachary

>>11296461

>my name is Dakota
>not a girl

kill me pls

Zob is a pretty popular french name for boys

>>11296364
>Boy
Raf Simons
Rick Owens

>Girl
Usually what I'm
Dressed in

My mom wanted to name all her kids after people from the Bible so my dad named my sister Methuselah. She goes by Sally but I call her Meth.

>>11297142
then what is your own name?

Pontius
Gaius
Cassius
Marcus
Cicero
Quintilianus

>>11296426
I know a girl named Paulina. Tiny italian ballerina girl.

Maleah
>muh-leah

>>11296426
I'll be happy to Analise your daughter on her 18th birthday

>>11296364
>Boy
Chad

>Girl
Stacey

if you want your child to be a Chad/Stacey
they have to be an actual Chad/Stacey

Israeli monosyllabic names for girls are cool
Girl names (not joking):
Tom
Mor
Bar
Every girl I've ever met with one of those names has been sexy af

>>11297162
All of those are unironically great names.

>>11297234
/fa/ contrarianism: the post

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>Not naming your child Senbonzakura Kageyoshi
>Not saying "Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi" when you wish for your child to leave you alone.

>>11296926
filthy

>boy

Raphael

>Girl

Euphemia

>>11296364
all the girl names sound like fat girl names desu

except victoria

>>11296408
this desu, im called sidney as a dude and it fucking sucks, it doesn't matter if it was originally a men's name because american hippie parents turned it into a female name and now im stuck with it

shit sucks tbqh

>Cain
>Stella

No names are better than these.

>>11296731
this kek

get a normal pleb name you poor fucks, like Dave or Dylan.

>>11297297
could be worse, at least you're not called mckenzie like I am

im a mostly white looking dude but my mom was a mutt, she gave me a stupid ass middle name as well id rather not say

>>11297298
>upper middle class ex-hippy white woman who visits a fortune teller once a month and strongly believes in the power of crystals names

>>11297328
> she gave me a stupid ass middle name as well id rather not say
francis. it's francis isn't it?

>>11297313
Dave is a cool name tho

>>11297126
Jesus christ I love this website

>Tfw when my parents named me Sabit

In highschool, I was classmates with a girl named Fghij (pronounced "fidge"). Turns out its her family tradition to have names by ABCs.


So her brother is Abcde (pronounced "Absidi") and her cousin is Stuvw (pronounced as "stoovi").

>>11296364
Holy fuck, why would you ever name a boy Florence?

Holy fuck, why would you ever name a girl Blanche after the year 1940?

>anal ease

>>11297377
francis isn't even close

spoiler: it's pear

my name is mckenzie pear

>>11299488
Nah Blanche works well today.

I saw an article about the "original" names in my hometown.
Lemmy-Rock
Ey-Zi
Keverly
Melygan
Sheyenne
Anakin
Rosiy
Djazz
Lee-Jay
Kendji

Guess the country.

>boy/girl
Mishka.

>>11299471
>Kek

If I had a kid
Boy
>Caleb
>Chase

Girl
>Elizabeth or just Eliza
>Claire
>Sarah

>boy
Sasha
Victor
Sean
Liam
Xavier

>girl
Dolores
Casey
Ryan
A lot of boy'snames, really

>boy
Bernard
Kamille
Leon
Sebastian

>girls
Sophia
Theodora
Elizabeth

>>11297032
You forgot
Chlam Ydia

>>11296364
All these names seem white trash as fuck to me. What about some nice biblical names, James, Mark, Thomas.

>boy
Zeus
Kai
Lucean
Kirby

>girl
Ruby
Eileen
Rosalie
Plonk

>boy
Maximilian
Ethan
Michael
Joel
Nikolaj
Miles

>girl
Dalia
Yolande
Kendall
Hannah
Courtney

>>11296364
Boy

Simon
Johann
Kai
Shaul
Isaiah

Girl
Ava/Alva
Reina
Hanna
Eleah
Miriam

How is Zossarian for a boy?

>>11299522
own that shit

>>11300205
>kirby
>plonk

yeah nc try

>>11300228
>Miles
I kinda imagine a greasy, fat dude hearing that

>Courtney
>Kendall
Stacey names

>>11300200
Biblical names are best. They sound the most graceful and dignified to me.

>>11296364
>Boy
Jamal

>Girl
Shaniqua

After all it's probably not your son anon

>boy
Fregory
Tedgonald
Mitchmitchmeow

>girl
Banana
Mermaid flower
Princess-Snow

surprised no one has touched on alliteration. ie, my last name starts with a V, so i want my kids to have first names to start with V.

Was thinking Victoria for a girl, Vicente for a boy. dont really like victor

>>11300305
SONO CHI NO SADAME

>>11296364
>boy
Juan
Jesus
Jerardo
Jose
Julian
Jando

>Girl
Yesenia
yarida
yanis
Yanoria
Yolanda
Yoko

>>11297277
eyyy b0ss

>>11300379
go back to mexico

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>Braxton
are you fucking kidding me
also children are disgusting not /fa

>>11296364
isnt braxton a mortal combat character?

>>11300379
Greasy Mexican detected

>>11299731
detroit?

>country

I've been thinkin about the name Genesio.

>>11296364
Braxton is the most gutter trash fuckwit name I have ever heard.

>>11301297
No, France. In the north.

>>11296461
>Danielle (Ellie for short)
that's not how that name works

>>11301385
It can.

boy:
saunders
alexander
gilles

girl:
sophie
emmy
ada

M-mark is pretty /fa/, r-right?

>>11296459
" WE CAN'T TURN BACK, WE'RE CLOSER TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

>>11297261
kek

>>11300312
JO JO

White people names are hilarious.

>>11303071
WHAT OTHER SIDE?! ARE YOU TRYING TO DROWN US BOTH?

>>11296364

I wa thinking for boys
>brad
>chad
>Thad
>Maximums
>guapper

For girls
>Stacey
>Sally
>shebert
>honeydew
>strawberry
>hanzella

>>11303093
Say your name Muhammad

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>>11296453
Alexander and Vincent are my first and middle names

So thanks anon, this made me feel good

>>11297154
God

>>11299721
Blanche is a cooking style

>>11297032
>>11297126
holy shit, crying with laughter

>>11296443
Every charlotte i've ever known has been an insufferable cunt

>>11299493
Annalee at my school always got asked to do it analy

>>11299721
>Blanche works well today.

No it doesn't.

>>11303342
I'm French and I know people called Blanche, it's not something weird.

>>11296364
if you're not a first generation immigrant of any of the non-English cultures whose names you've listed, you're being a pretentious/idealistic twat and guaranteeing your child a living hell. it doesn't matter where you live, how loving you are, how understanding everyone else is, they'll still get trainwrecked once real life kicks in. think of it this way -- what if you were of the whitest family in the world, and they named you some weeb-ass name like Hiiro or Jun. you have absolutely no relation to Japan, yet here you are with a culturally disconnected name. you WILL have a tough time. same goes for not being French/connected to the culture and naming your child Guillaume, Louis, Marc-Anthony, or any of that stuff. Unless you actually live there, don't do it. as for the girl names, jesus fucking christ you people need help. we ain't livin' that Castlevania shit, /fa/m, don't be going around naming your daughter like a final boss or worse yet, a medieval harlot. instead, try something that:
1. can't really be seen as out of place/time
2. doesn't jump culture/race (we just ain't there yet, I'm sorry you can't name your child some bullshit name even the originating culture doesn't use anymore and get away with it)
3. isn't ridiculously long and/or verbose, or at least is well-recognized and/or flows off the tongue easily (Alexandria -- good name; Wilhelmina -- god save us all)

all in all, I find your guy name choices to be pretentious, and your girl names to be occult and spiteful towards your potential daughter for not being born a boy.

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>>11296920
>TRAITOR

>>11297009
>latin
chill out with the ancient meme shilling, might as well be greek and name em Zeus, Hercules, and Troy

>>11297009
>latin
More like Italian. Latin names were like Gaius, Augustus, Antonius etc..

If I have a boy, Cuckson
If it's a girl, Jessicuck.
/fa/?

>>11297142
>Methuselah
>goes by Sally

My names is Charles but everyone calls me John

Also
>meth
Kek

I'm going to name my child Shield-Bearer

Why is everyone so shit at picking names? Everything ive seen is just Trash. Just call your kid fucking Art Vandelay, thats an effay name.

>>11296426
I named my daughter Rose

>>11301364
A child with that name deserves to be brutally slaughtered and traumatised by his classmates for having the fucking nerve to exist with such a shit name.

>>11296426
>Analise
your daughter's gonna get fucking bullied, jesus christ

>>11296920
this

>boy
Rubicon
Sebastian (Seb)
Zacharias (Zak)
Saturn
Garrus
Cicero
Mars
Sputnik
Apollo

>girl
sementha
smegatha
jizzminge
spunkletica

>ctr+f=cecilia
>nothing

you phaggots

Boy:
Sebastian
Alphonse
Xavier
Maxim
Jacques/ James
Edward
Diego
Alexander

Girl:
Camille/ Camila
Adrienne
Paige